Look at clever Mario!
See him stomp,watch him smash!
How I HATE that goody-goody!
How he makes my stomach turn…
I've got a little secret...
That'll REALLY make him cry!
It's a nasty kind of magic
From a special, kind of guy! (Bowser?)
Tutankoopa then danced next to the ruins he was protecting.
These ruins are made to OOORDERHH
But they aren't, to be revealed.
When he reveals these ruins! …
He's sucked inside instead!
To the most unpleasant place he's ever seen!
The magic ruins of TUT,AN,KOOPA!
Suddenly, Mario and Co Appeared out of thin air and land near the entrance to the ruins.
Very scary AND confusing. (Not really)
Destination of MY choosing!
The magic ruins of TUT,AN,KOOPA!
The ruins then (somehow) sucked Mario and Co Inside the ruins. Then Tutankoopa waved at the audience with a very creepy smile.
Okay. I think I'm insane.