Disclaimer : I do not own Inuyasha nor Lord Shessomaru, we do own Kitten and Mitsukia. Nor do we own any thing taken from the Spider Queen(Drow) novels.

My psychiatrist Raven, an overly large scitso friend, and my midget self wrote this during our Spanish, Chemistry, Geometry, and English classes.

Please tell me we did a good job, and we will write more. Thanx!Chapter1

A pale young girl with blood red lips walks down the forest path, crying. We know not what forest this is for our young princess can travel through dimensions at will.

An older short albino girl with piercing red eyes follows the young princess, this one is covered in blood.

A demon, lord Sesshomaru, steps out onto the path and walks down it towards the two sisters.

The young princess flips her long light brown hair over her shoulder as she stops to wait for the albino girl to catch up. As the older girl approaches the younger says, "Thank you Mitsukia for protecting me while I was getting the jewels."

"Your welcome Kitten, but we have company." The older girl, who we now know is Mitsukia, starts to hum and sway to a tune only she can hear. As lord Sesshomaru approaches the two girls Kitten whispers, "Is he rich?" before she could get a response the stranger is upon them.

Noticing the girl covered in blood lord Sesshomaru's curiosity was piked. Turning to face them Sesshomaru bows slightly, "Hello ladies, can I assist you two in any way?"

Mitsukia stops humming, "He is needed for what we want" she replies cryptically and continues to sway to her soundless music.

"Yes, he can help us get the shiny rocks back," Kitten says while swiping Sesshomaru's sword and money. She does this so quickly Sesshomaru didn't know that she stole from him. "He can also help us take over this world. Right Mister Person Man?" she asks innocently.

Sesshomaru noticed his sword was missing, his first clue being that young Kitten was, ineffectively, trying to hide it behind her back. Mentally rolling his eyes Sesshomaru snatches his sword back, but leaves the money. He really didn't know why he was carrying it around in the first place he had no use for it. Sesshomaru's was now even more curious about these two girls, so he said, "I will do my best to assist you two." After all taking over th world sounded fun.

"Kitten, my pet, we must leave," Mitsukia stopped humming and swaying. "The puppy will be waking up soon, and I wish to play with him." she jumped down from her perch in a tree and stood her full 5 feet and 2 inches.

Falling down to her knees and sitting Kitten bursts into tears, "Your so mean mister person man, you stole my sword.(sniff) I stole it, I mean I stole it, I mean I stole it, dammit! It's mine! I want it back now, Please?" gives really cute look that no one can resist.

Mitsukia hisses, "You S.O.B. how dare you make her cry!" A couple of innocent travelers unfortunately walking down the same path are suddenly and vacuously cut down by Mitsukia. She turns back to Sesshomaru, "If I believed in violence I would hurt you so bad that you'd regret the day your mother spread her legs for your father!" She stopped yelling and turned to Kitten, "come my pet I will get you a new sword."

"Okay." Kitten sniffs and gets up, pushing her 1 meter long braid behind her.

Sesshomaru shakes his head a bit then follows the two girls.

Leading the way Kitten heads for the village 'Aporttown'. "There's a bounty for demons at Aporttown. It's right next to the forbidden forest too. So, there will be lots of demons there."

"But, I do not wish to play hide and seek." Mitsukia whined "I wish to play with puppy. He is waking up, let us hurry" she said as she started running, then jumping from tree to tree.

Starts to slowly follow this 'Kitten' person in hopes of finding his brother.

"Okay lets play with puppy, then we can go demon hunting." Kitten says as the trio comes upon a fork in the road. It had two signs, one saying 'Aporttown' and pointing to a yellow brink road. The other sign saying 'Danger all who go this way shall meet a painful death' and pointing to a pitch black hole in the trees. Kitten enters the darkness. Sesshomaru shakes his head a bit then follows Kitten and Mitsukia, happy at getting her way, starts humming and skipping ahead of the two.

As they walk farther into the woods Sesshomaru catches a whiff of a familiar smell and starts to bare his teeth and growl.

"Watcha growlin' at?" Kitten asks as she floats a foot off of the ground. "We are almost there so be happy and maybe Mitsukia will let you play with puppy!" Kitten smiles at Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru sniffs the air again, "I can smell someone I know and that is not a good thing . . ."

Pouting Mitsukia interrupts, "no fair puppy got out. Lets us go get him." Mitsukia jumped from her perch atop a rock and started to track down her prey.

Sesshomaru mumbles, "I have found you brother."

"I'll go this way." Runs in opposite direction. "Here puppy, puppy, puppy. Come out and play!"

Sesshomaru sniffs the air again and follows his nose, "You're mine." he snarls.

Mitsukia stops running and turns to Sesshomaru "Would you like to play with the puppy to?" she laughs and continues to run.

"You could say that." Sesshomaru says, he quickly and easily finds his brother, "Well here we meet again Inuyasha."

Chapter2

"Hi Puppy! Lets play!" running up to Inuyasha and she glomps him, then Kitten pulls out a three headed snake whip. "Wait I believe it is time to punish puppy for not cleaning his room and trying to run away instead." laughing evilly she let the three ugly snake heads slither around Inuyasha's head, neck, and face.

"Now, now Kitten I get to play with puppy first." Mitsukia reprimand as she saunters up to Inuyasha. "You've been a bad Puppy. You must be punished. Now lets see, um (makes a clicking sound) We've done hot, cold, and dull; all that is left is sharp. What do you think we should use: glass, knives, or what? Your choice Kitten." Mitsukia was now standing in front of Inuyasha, she turned to face her companion.

"Oh, sharp knives! and I want to use my whip, it has sharp fangs!" the three snake heads hiss as if to agree. "Please, I promise I won't remember to not kill him, like the last one. I love Puppy after all." Kitten begs Mitsukia.

"No, no double negatives. I like this puppy I want to keep him. Find your own, or if you want to prove to me just what a bad girl you are I might share him. Mitsukia started to pout, but stopped when she spotted Sesshomaru "Do you think Lord sheshyomo, shessomy, dammit! Do you think Shishy would like to play?" She walks over to Kitten and wraps her arms around her waist.

"Yes, that would be the polite thing to do." Kitten says as she put a metal collar around Inuyasha's neck, then clips a magical chain to the magical metal Collar. Mitsukia giggles.

Sesshomaru draws his sword, "Release him this is between him and I." Bares his fangs to show he is serious.

"Yay, Shishy wants to play! Lets go up to the castle and put them in the fighting arena. That way puppy can't run away again." Starts waking towards the really big castle in the distance, while dragging Inuyasha by his Collar and chain.

Sesshomaru thinks a moment then says, "Aye, but if either of you interfere I WILL KILL YOU."

"No!" runs over and hugs Inuyasha "no, only I play with puppy tonight." Inuyasha's eyes widen in fright. "What's wrong puppy? You don't want to play with me? I'm hurt." grins and jumps into Inuyasha's arms. "But not as hurt as you will be!" rises herself up with her arms and flips off of his head.
"If Shishy is a good doggy I might let him play with my puppy." Mitsukia pulls out Inuyasha's sword, tetsuaiga, and presses it to his neck then lick the side of Inuyasha's face. "Mine!"

Sesshomaru appears behind Mitsukia and grabs the sword and then turns her around. He then wraps his slender fingers around her neck and snarls, "No! He is my brother and only I will play with him. is that understood you fools?!"

Mitsukia starts to laugh, "Kitten, would you like to have a puppy of your own? Lets see if you can tame this one." after saying that she swung up and out of Sesshomaru's hand.
"Sense yours is a full blood he can't be a puppy like mine. . . call him . . . Fluffy!"

"Okay! I've always wanted a puppy of my own, and Fluffy is a wonderful name!" Kitten runs over grabs Sesshomaru's hair, then drags him in the direction of the castle.
"I'm hungry now so lets eat and then talk of this later, OK?"

Sesshomaru growls angrily and stands lifting the girl off the ground. He then slashes her arm with his long sharp nails, "Keep your filthy hands off of me human. Next time I will slash your throat out."

Giggling, "Kitten's Puppy is being bad. You must punish him." Mitsukia said while walking over and grabbing Inuyasha by the collar and dragging him toward the castle.
"You were bad and tried to escape, but since you played hide and seek I guess you can eat."

what happens next? how does Lord Sesshomaru get punished?
Find out next time AFTER I GET 5 REVIEWS. lol