This was created by a friend and myself while I was over her house. We were heavily under the influence of fruit snacks at the time. I do not hold myself responsible for any damage done.
Disclaimers are for weenies!
Senseless Questions to ask George Lucas
Do Jedi fart?
Do Jedi get constipated or can they use the Force as a "natural laxative"?
Do all Jedi Masters have ten-foot poles shoved up their respective posteriors?
Does Valorum have a ten-foot pole shoved up his posterior? Cause he acted like it.
Were you stoned when you thought up Jar Jar Binks?
And Ewoks?
Why did Luke get so freaking ugly later in the trilogy?
Does Luke's mechanical hand work as well as a real one?
Well… For… You know, needs.
Ah, I see.
Why was Artoo-Deetoo looking at Seethreepio's "parts" anyway?
Does Darth Vader have asthma?
Is Darth Maul, so to speak, horny?
Why is Amidala hanging around all those… handmaidens?
Is Jabba the Hutt your lost sex fantasy?
Why exactly did you make Leia have that hideous hairdo?
Are they a pair of headphones?
Or just giant, rolled-up condoms?
How come you got so fat between Episode 6 and Episode 1?
Does Luke's situation with Leia hint to a subconscious desire to have sex with your sister?
Mother?
Why did Luke get so corny in the last episode?
Oh, come on. "I know there is good in you"? What the hell is that?
Fine. Be that way.
Do you enjoy being called 'Master'?
Just in general, or by Ewan McGregor?
Woo. Us too, definitely. Rowr!
Does Han Solo represent your suppressed desire to be a roguish pilot who always gets the girl?
Yeah, us too. Only guys, in our case.
Why did one of your movies feature one of the main characters stuffing another character into a large, smelly creature?
Does this represent a suppressed desire to stuff your own character into another large, smelly creature?
You have a lot of suppressed desires.
Do Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon have a… relationship?
Come on. If the fans noticed it, you'd have to be blind not to.
::long pause::
Ooohhhhh.
Did you mean to make it blatantly clear that you want to screw a Twi'Lek?
Is Luke really your bastard son?
So, that would make you the father.
You were covering up, you coward!
Will you sue me in the future for slandering you senseless?
Can I see your lightsaber?
No, your other lightsaber.
No?
Bummer.