Car Wash
I'm back! After a hiatus of... a week and a half... ::blush:: well, I got brain freeze on all my Star Trek stuff!!! What do you want from me?! :-P
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters in this thing, nor do I own any car washes. And thanks to my sister who inspired this so-called story after she commented that the soap in the car wash smelled like root beer. :)
BTW, this is a Bruce-and-Dick story--YOU WILL NEVER SEE NIGHTWING OR TIM DRAKE IN ANY OF MY FICS!!!!! Thank you. ::smiles pleasantly::
"Do we really gotta do this?"
"It's 'have to', and yes, we do."
"Why?"
"Because the car's a mess."
"Looks fine to me."
"That's because it's been dirty so long that you can't remember what it looked like when it was clean. Now MOVE!"
"::sigh::"
"...Stop! Can't you see the red light just went on!!"
"Sorry..."
"Why they ever gave YOU a license is beyond me."
"Like you could do any better!"
"::grumble::"
"...That soap smells like root beer."
"It does?! ::sniff:: Does not!"
"Well, it does to me..."
"You've always been a little on the 'off' side."
"Let's just hope that it isn't really root beer."
"Don't worry, it's not."
"...Awww..."
"What NOW?"
"I can't hear the radio because of all that noise."
"So turn it up!"
"..."
"YIPE! Not that loud, you—!"
"Stop right there! If I can't use naughty language, than neither can you!"
"Humph... hey! Shut that window!"
"Why?"
"Because—"
::SPLOOSH!!::
"Arrrgh!"
"Like I said, SHUT THE WINDOW."
"Right... shut the window..."
"::sigh:: Will you ever learn to use common sense?"
"No. Will you?"
"::grumble, grumble::"
"Finally, I got one over on you! Ha, ha..."
"Yeah, well, if you don't watch where you're going..."
::WHAM!::
"Told ya so."
"Smart-aleck, kid..."
"Aw, don't be such a spoil-sport, Bruce! Besides, the car is nice and clean now, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Say, can we go home and watch that new movie you got me? You promised!"
"Well, after all that back-talk in the car wash, I don't know."
"Pleeeease?"
"::sigh:: Okay..."
"Whoopee!!"
The End
Whatever the heck that was about...
Oh, and I have a few questions I need answered ASAP. Only one of them is Bat-related, so if you expect comments on Dick's new movie, and about two other stories in the future, go to my bio and answer if you can. I'll give you credit, too. Thanks!!!! XD