THE MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR
Hi. Enjoy the story. Britain should win the Olympics. British weather sucks on a regular basis. They should get a move on with the new PJO film. This is set during TLO. I like short sentences. No flames please. *says whole sentence without any emotion what so ever. WEIRD….*
Disclaimer: I don't own Pjo. A very lucky man called Rick Riodan does. I also don't own Pikachu. Damnation! (that is such a cool word. Try saying it in a really old fashioned voice, all vexed like. LOL)
Chapter 1: I am saved from Pikachu
Percy POV
Guess what happened when I fell asleep last night? Dreams of my girlfriend (I wish),Annabeth, and her amazing hotness. (awooga…) Nope. Demigod dreams, visions, and psychic messages? You bet your sweet ass.
At first I'm having a perfectly normal dream of getting attacked by killer Pikachus (?) when I got mentally pulled out of that, and into an underwater cave ,(still in a dream state) were a tall and VERY scary looking girl looked at me with peaceful blue eyes. Those eyes contained a thousand things, calmness, peace/oblivion anger sadness, grief and strength . Most of all strength. Her caramel blonde hair was slightly curled, just brushing her shoulders. Her face was oval, with a long nose and a medium small mouth. Her build was, tall, slim and tense. And she could be no more than 12 years old.
Then she spoke. She had a British accent and her voice was deep for a girl's, but not anything special. But what she said disturbed me more than any voice ever could…
Soz about short chapter. I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear I'm pretty much over short sentences now. Yay!
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Chapter 2: Story time
Percy hardly speaks in this chap-Soz. I still don't own PJO I have been trying though. Apparently Rick Riodan doesn't accept Monopoly money.L
"Hello, Perseus, I am Beulah, The Daughter of Myth." A/N isn't Beulah a well cool name? it's Hebrew for 'promised land'. according to the baby name book anyway. If any Jews read this tell me if I'm wrong!
"Don't call me Perseus, it's just Percy!"
"Whatever. Now, I need you to do me a favour. I need you to release me."
"Why are you here?" I demanded " Are you evil?"
"If I was evil I'd say no wouldn't I genius?" She pointed out (gods, I hate logic) " I am trapped here because of my godly parent. At the dawn of this era, the age of the gods, there were 13 Olympians ("gasp!" Percy. "Shut up!"!) The 13th was my mother. She was the Goddess of myth, legends and stories, and more powerful than Zeus himself, for she could take on the powers of anything or anyone from any story ever. ("Cool!" "ARRRGH…")
During the final battle of Titan War , chopping him into immortal sushi. However, when the other gods saw how powerful their sister really was, they grew afraid. What would happen if their sister and ally turned against them? Olympus would fall easily before Heartia, for she controlled all their powers and more. So they ambushed her, and chained her to a rock at the Earth's core, where she was trapped for a millennia, until one night she escaped.
Knowing that the Olympians would find her and take her back to her prison, she decided to create a child to carry on her work of destroying the Titans. Calling on the powers of Creation itself she shaped a young girl, a demi-god child that would share her powers, her goals and her strength. She created me.
A few days later, the gods found her, and returned her to her fiery prison, where she has stayed. They took me to this cave, and protected it with all their magic and quite a few monsters."
"This been a lovely chat and all, but what in Hades has it got to do with ME? Percy whined
"I forsee that if I do not come and save your butts, millions will die."
" When are you free to be rescued?"
Chap 3: Annabeth At Last
This chap will be short and stupid. Sorry. It'll be a bit better later, promise.
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO! Stop rubbing it in my face * collapses into sobs* BOO HOO HOO!
Annabeth POV:
I was hallway through my breakfast croissant when Percy came running into the dining pavilion screaming stuff about Pikachu and myth gods and our butts getting kicked.
When Chiron FINALLY managed to calm down Percy, he explained what happened in the last 2 chaps, which the lazy old write can't be bothered to type.
"Hmm…" mumbled Chiron "Things are bad if we are told rescue the Daughter of Myth. Very bad indeed."
"So what are we doing" I asked, deciding it would be nice if this conversation made any sense. "Are we rescuing this kid or not?"
"We are."
"Yay!"
Chap 4:
Disclaimer: Rick Riodan said he'd blow up the Queen of England if I didn't give the rights to PJO. Meanie.
Tyson POV:
FISH PONIES!
Percy POV:
Wakka Wakka Wakka!
Annabeth POV:
Morons. That was Percy's cheap impression of Fozzy Bear from the Muppets. Tyson saw Hippocami. The journey to Beulah's prison took 3 and a half hours. Percy got so bored he tried to eat his own feet. Apparently they taste like grilled chicken covered in cardboard. (Note to self: take Seaweed for mental health check ASAP)
Just before I killed Dumb and Dumber (aka Percy and Tyson. Work out which one's which.) we arrived at the cave. Tyson was about to go through my oh-so-clever air lock when a glowing hologram appeared in front of us. (we were all in the exit area, seeing Tyson off. Percy was dabbing his eyes with a black lacy hanky weeping "Why must my only child leave me so soon, oh woe is me…") A/n sorry Percy's a bit of a idiot in this. It's all in the name of comedy, I don't hate him or anything….)
"Greetings, heroes."
"Hi"
"Are you coming to get me out of this cave? It's boring. There's no telly." griped the hologram, who I had guessed was previously mentioned as the all-powerful British 12 year-old.
"Yes, we are." I said, as Percy was playing hopscotch and Tyson has run away in fright.
"Great! Now there are three tasks, each one powered by the magic of 4 of the 12 Olympians.
I'm not sure what they are but I'll do my best to help. By the way the cave is over there ." The hologram quickly dipped her head to the right then vanished. Ok then, I thought Lets go 3 unknown and dangerous tasks.
Chap 5: The First Task.
Percy POV:
The first task was pretty easy. We had to defeat a leopard of Dionysus that the intelligence of Athena and the general bad attitude of Ares, while avoiding some poisonous vines from Demeter. We defeated that by spraying the plants with Supa-Strength Weed Killer, than using the rest of the weed killer to blind the leopard so we could chop it's head off. Which we did.
Annie got bitten by the 'big bad puddycat' but we poured ambrosia on the bite and it closed, though I could tell it was still painful.
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