The Misadventures of Evil Freak and Super Grrl
By Evil Freak
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros Melee, K-mart, Walmart, Inu-yasha, Sailor Moon, South Park, The Little Mermaid, Jack Skellington, The theme from Cheers, The Shining, Yu Yu Hakusho, Star Wars, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, George W. Bush, Carrot Top, Pepsi, Hannibal, Peter Pan, Eminem, Al Gore, Leann Rhymes, and the Powerpuff Girls .
Super Grrl: But Jenny, The powerpuff girls aren't even in this story Evil Freak: Great! Now look what you did Ivette! You just told everyone my true identity! Super Grrl: You just told everyone my identity Jenny: okay from now on, we will now be called Jenny and Ivette, not Evil Freak or Super Grrl
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Jenny: Hey Ivette! Want to play Super Smash Brothers Melee? Ivette: Okay! Jenny: Prepare to die!!!!! Wahahahahaha! Ivette: Took your medication away again, didn't they? Jenny: Curse you people in white coats that work at the place with the cushiony walls! Ivette: I miss those people. Especially when they shot you with the tranquilizer darts. Jenny: Ah, the feeling of serenity when I was shot with those Ivette: And all the money I made renting out your room. Jenny: What? Ivette: Oh nothing
(Jenny turns on Gamecube)
Jenny- Pretty intro! Ivette- why do you always say that? Every time we play this game you say "Pretty intro!" Jenny- because it is pretty, especially the parts with my favorite peoples. Ivette- but you always say it! Its annoying! Jenny- Heh heh, project annoy Ivette completed Ivette- what did you say? Jenny- Oh nothing
(Jenny picks Roy)
Jenny- Pick someone already! Ivette- don't rush me! This is a very important decision
(Ivette picks Kirby)
(Jenny picks Hyrule Temple)
Jenny- I'm gonna win! Ivette- . Jenny- Look at me go! Wahahaha! Pow! Bang! Kersplat! Ivette- Look out for that bom-
(Roy explodes and dies)
Game Person- and the winner is.Kirby! Ivette- I beat you! Wahahahahaha! All hail me! For I am the better gamer!!!
(Ivette does a merry lil jig)
Jenny- I let you win. Ivette: I'm sorry; I can't hear you over all of my winning. Jenny: Stupid machine!
(Kicks Gamecube) (Blackout occurs) (Lights come back on)
Ivette: How did the lights go off if its daytime? Jenny: I don't know. But that was weir-ahhh!!!
(Super Smash Bros. Melee characters are in her game room)
Ivette: What did you do!!! Jenny: You know what I did! I kicked the Gamecube! Ivette: I know that, but what are they doing here? Jenny: I don't know everything Adult Link: How did we get here? Jenny: Didn't you just hear me?! I just said I don't know! Mario: (snicker) Link just got yelled at by a girl! Jenny, Ivette, and the Girls from super smash brothers: Hey! Ivette: You've got something against girls?! Mario: Um.heh heh...no Jenny: I think he's lying, what do you think we should do with him Ivette? Ivette: I don't like liars. Lets put him in the garbage can Grrls: Yeah!
(Grrls try to pick up Mario) (Mario is too fat and heavy)
Jenny: He's too heavy Ivette: Yeah, It's like trying to pick up some fat, old, drunken guy. Jenny: Don't be talking about my dad like that. Ivette: What? Jenny: Never mind. Zelda/Sheik: I know!
(Zelda/Sheik uses Magic and lifts him up into the air and out the window)
Jenny: Great! Now I have to pay for a new window. O_o Zelda/Sheik: Sorry Jenny: Oh well, at least we got rid of that loser Ivette: Good job Zelda!
(Ivette puts up a hand)
Ivette: High five!
(Zelda looks at her weird)
Ivette: Okay! Maybe not.. Jenny: Anybody else against girls?! Guys: Nope! Nobody! Ivette: I don't trust Dr. Mario Dr. Mario: You Can Trust Me! Jenny: I don't know if I can trust him either, Zelda will you do the honors? Zelda/Sheik: Sure!
(Zelda throws him out the window)
Girls: Yay! Young Link: I've got to pee. Where are the trees? Jenny: You don't pee on trees! You use the bathroom! Young Link: Okay then! Where are the bathrooms?
(Jenny points at flashing neon sign that says bathrooms)
Young Link: Thanks!
(Runs to bathroom) (Door Bell Rings)
Jenny: Be right back!
(Opens door) (It's .Lindsey?)
Jenny: How did you find out where I live? Lindsey: This is your story, you tell me. Jenny: What are you doing here? Lindsey: I came to borrow a cup of sugar Jenny: Really? Lindsey: no, I was walking by and I noticed two fat Italian guys fly out your window Jenny: It was all Zelda's fault.
(Adult Link walks by holding a cheeseburger)
Lindsey: Isn't that- Jenny: yup Lindsey: He's pretty Adult Link: (points at cheeseburger) what is this thing? Jenny: It's a cheeseburger and its mine!
(Takes Cheeseburger and stuffs into mouth)
Jenny: Yummy ^-^ Adult Link: I found it in a box that said wax food decorations Jenny: You found it where!!!!! O_o
(Tries to throw it up) (Cheeseburger appears on floor)
Jenny: I feel better now! ^-^ Adult Link and Lindsey: O_o Jenny: What? Haven't you ever seen someone regurgitate a wax hamburger? Link: It was a cheeseburger Lindsey: No, and I hope I never do again
Back in Game Room
Ivette: What's taking Jenny so long? Why did she leave me with these freaks?
(Looks at Yoshi, Kirby, the pokemon, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mr. Game and Watch and Peach)
Peach: Just lucky I guess
(Ivette starts reading a book)
Back at the front door
Lindsey: I've got to go now; the parents are making me go to Chuck E Cheese with them Jenny: Harsh punishment Lindsey: I know! Bye
(Lindsey leaves)
Link: Who was that? And why was she looking at me like how Ganondorf looks at the Triforce? Jenny: She's my friend Lindsey and she thinks you're hot Link: O_o Jenny: Scary huh? Link: very
(Walk back to game room) (Ivette is beating Jigglypuff with a stick)
Ivette: Die Evil Puffball! Die! (Jiggly Puff dies) (Jenny gets rid of the body)
Jenny: Didn't Young Link come back from the bathroom yet? Ivette: Nope
In Bathroom
(Young Link has curlers in his hair and has a mud mask)
Young Link: Now I can have Silky Skin and soft bouncy hair ^-^
(Knock on door)
Young Link: occupied! Jenny: Hurry up! I've got to pee also! And stupid Bowser clogged the other toilet!
(Y. Link sticks head out of bathroom still with curlers and mud mask on)
Jenny: Mom, what are you doing in the bathroom? Y. Link: I'm not your mom! It's me! Link! Jenny: What are you doing with curlers in your hair? And how did you find my secret stash of Peanut Butter? Y. Link: You mean this isn't a mud mask? Jenny: Nope
(Ivette walks by) (Laughs hysterically) (Snorts) (Stops laughing)
Ivette: Did Link become a cross dresser? Young Link: Grr. Ivette: Hey! Everyone! Come look at this!
(Everyone comes running towards bathroom) (Everyone laughs at Y. Link)
Marth and Roy: (laugh) baka (laugh) Jenny: Hey! Don't insult him in Japanese! Do it in English so all of us can understand you. Roy: ok Marth and Roy: Dork! Jenny: Much better! ^_ Pikachu: Pika! Chu! Ivette and Jenny: AHH! Language of the damned! (Ivette pulls out stick and Jenny pulls out plastic Sickle from Halloween) (Beat Pikachu with "weapons") (Pikachu Dies) (Evil Spirit flies out of body)
E.S.: You ruined my plans of world domination! You shall pay!
(Jenny Pulls out bug spray) (Sprays E.S.) (Evil Spirit falls to floor like a small fly) (Ivette pulls out a fly swatter) (Smacks E.S.)
Jenny and Ivette: Bug Spray and Swatter, a demon hunter's Best friend! (Both smile and teeth sparkle) Both: Now found at your local K-mart, Wal Mart and any other place that ends with mart Ness: That was strange Fox and Falco: yeah Ivette: didn't you have to use the bathroom? Jenny: I chose to forget that and go on with the story Ivette: I see Pichu: pi! Pichu! Pi! Ivette and Jenny: Ahhh! Another one!
(Get "weapons" out again) (Beat Pichu) (Pichu dies) Jenny: That's weird Ivette: What is? Jenny: A spirit didn't fly out Ivette and Jenny: Oh well, Lets get some nachos! Everyone: Yeah! Nachos! Jenny: But none for Peach, Bowser or Ganondorf because they are pure evil Popo: Isn't Mewtwo evil? Jenny: Yes, but I like Mewtwo and I think he's adorable Nana: She's got serious mental problems Popo: Yeah Ivette: You should see her when she has too much sugar or caffeine Luigi: I want to see that! Everyone else: me too! Ivette: ok! Peach: Wait a minute I'm not evil. Jenny: I think you are for having a strange obsession with baking cake Peach: It's not an obsession it's a hobby Jenny: That's what I said when I was accused of burning stuff Ivette: That's because it was an obsession Jenny: do you doubt me again?! Ivette: yeah Jenny: ok then Ivette: Here's some chocolate Jenny okay
(Pops chocolate into mouth)
Jenny: ^-^ hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Mario: What happened to her? Y. Link: Didn't they kick you out in the beginning of the story? Mario: Yeah, but I guess Jenny has forgiven me and decided to let me back in the story Jenny: GO BACK OUTSIDE!!!! Mario: Yes ma'am
(Mario leaves for good!)
Ivette: Why didn't you just leave him out there for good in the beginning of the story? Jenny: Because with caffeine I have more mystic powers so I can control the people Ivette: But didn't you already have the power to control the people? I mean you are the writer. Jenny: Silence! Luigi: She doesn't seem hyper Ivette: Just wait a couple more minutes she needs more caffeine
(Hands Jenny a 12 pack of Pepsi)
Ivette: Drink this Jenny: ok!
(10 minutes later)
Jenny: LetswatchtvtvgoodforJennyohlooktheosbournesareonhahahahahahahaozzyisfunnyhes aysbleepbleepbleepshutupbleep Samus: What did she say? Ivette: She said, "Let's watch TV. TV good for Jenny. Oh look! The Osbournes are on, hahahahahaha! Ozzy is funny. He says bleep, bleep, bleep, and shut up, bleep Samus: Instead of bleep why don't you actually say the word? Ivette: That's because he really did say bleep Zelda/Sheik: Must be low budget censoring Ivette: The world is all about money Roy: so true, oh so very true Peach: and about making a profit Marth: That's the same thing Peach: no its not! Marth: Yes it is Peach: Prove it! Marth: Ivette, tell her it's the same thing Ivette: It's the same thing Marth: see! Jenny: Peachyoumustleavebecauseofyourstupidityandyourstubbornesswaitwhatsthatringin gsound? Everyone but Ivette and Jenny: What did she say? Ivette: She said, "Peach you must leave because of your stupidity and your stubbornness, wait what's that ringing sound? Peach: Do I have to leave? Ivette: Yes you do Peach: Why? Ivette: Because Jenny is controlling this story and she says you must leave Peach: Fine! See if I'm ever coming back!
(Trips on dress)
Jenny: (laughs) awwwialmostfeltsympathyforthefreakofnature Link: Now what did she say? Ivette: Aww. I almost felt sympathy for the freak of nature. Y. Link: How can you tell what she's saying? Ivette: You get used to it Jenny: The ringing wont stop! Ivette: Maybe if we hit you in the head with a frying pan Jenny: Okay!
(Ivette hits her head)
Jenny: Hello there, my name is George W. Bush and during my free time I wear pretty dresses with high heels
(Hits her again)
Jenny: I am Sailor Moon!
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Inuyasha! Save me!
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Where everybody knows your name
30 minutes later Ivette: okay so she's been Al Gore, Leann Rhymes, The little Mermaid, Link, Jack Skellington, her friend Lindsey, the freaky guy from the shining, Eminem, a goldfish, Carrot Top, and Hannibal Lector.
(hits her again)
Jenny: Marshmallows Gumdrops and Bunnies! Oh My! Ivette: close enough Jenny: I luv You! (Head spins around)
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Why'd you hit me? Ivette: um.Ganondorf and Bowser made me do it Jenny: And with her awesome powers of being a writer she made the dorks fly out of the already broken window. Ivette: You know you don't have to narrate what you do in the story Jenny: I know but its fun! And I like to hear the sound of my voice! Ivette: but you're not even talking. You're typing this all down on your computer Jenny: You know what I mean. Roy: but how can you be typing on your computer and talking to us in a room that's far away from your computer? Jenny: umm.. Holograms Roy: O Ivette: No thanks to the scientist of today, Jenny had to create this invention just for this story. Sure they can put a person on the moon, but they can't make the perfect baked potato Jenny: Couldn't have said it any better myself Ivette: You did. You're the one typing what I say Jenny: oh yeah. Ivette: Is it just me or is this story getting weirder and weirder Jenny: That's because it is Ivette: O_o Roy: everyone is disappearing Link: and then there were none
(Everyone looks at him weird)
Ivette: Where's Kirby? He was here in the beginning of the story Jenny: he was? Ivette: Yup, I remember because I called him a freak Jenny: I see
(Everyone looks at Ness, whose chewing on something pink)
Zelda/Sheik: Where did you get that gum? Ness: I found it floating down the hall, it had no flavor but I can't stop chewing on it Jenny: Spit it out
(Spits it onto the floor) (It's.. Kirby) (Kirby dies from the chewing)
Ivette: Oh! My God! He killed Kirby!
(Everyone gasps)
Popo: Isn't it, "Oh! My God! They killed Kenny!" Ivette: yeah, but in this case it's Kirby, and how can you watch South Park? You're a video game person. Popo: I have my ways Jenny: Poor Kirby Ivette: Yeah, even though you didn't even make him talk at all Luigi: Why are you saying poor Kirby? You killed him off Jenny: You and Ness are the next to leave! Luigi and Ness: Wha?! Jenny: Ness you have to leave because you killed one of my favorite peoples and Luigi has to leave because he's ugly and smells bad
(Jenny uses powers again and throws them out)
Ivette: Look what you did! Jenny: What did I do? Ivette: You made Link paranoid
(Links sitting in a corner hugging himself)
Link: I'm not going to be thrown out; I'm not going to be thrown out,
(Lindsey somehow magically appears in room) (Hugs Link) (Disappears)
Jenny: That was weird Ivette: . Link: I'm not going to be thrown out, Jenny: If you don't stop doing that I'll make Lindsey appear again
(Link Stops) (Jenny drinks another can of Pepsi)
Jenny: The British are coming! The British are coming! Ivette: Where did she get the Pepsi? Jenny: If you clap your and hands and believe in fairies maybe you can help Tinker Bell Both Links: We believe in Fairies
(Both start clapping)
Jenny: Falcon Punch! C. Falcon: Hey! That's my move! Ivette: Where did you come from? C. Falcon: I was hiding in a closet Ivette: I see Jenny: Falcon Kick!
(Starts spinning around in a circle)
Ivette: It's the Spinning Monkey Attack! Mewtwo: pathetic human
(Jenny knocks out Fox and Falco in an attempt to knock out Captain Falcon) (Fox and Falco die from the "powerful" attack)
Jenny: Great.I just knocked out two of the coolest characters in the game Ivette: You didn't knock them out you killed them Jenny: More nachos for me! Zelda/Sheik: You must really love nachos Jenny: mmm.cheesy goodness. With the delicious jalapenos
(Starts to drool)
Link: Is she going to be all right? Ivette: Yeah, she just gets like that when she thinks about food Link: Strange. Ivette: I know
(Voices inside Jenny's head return)
V.I.H.H. (Voices inside her head): Great, just when I thought I had been free Jenny: John Johnson is back! V.I.H.H.: Why me "-_- Zelda/Sheik: Whose John Johnson? Ivette: The voice inside her head V.I.H.H.: I was hoping I wasn't going to be in this story Jenny: You weren't but I missed how you insulted me Y. Link: Should I call the mental institution? Ivette: No, they banned her from there. She was there too many times Y. Link: But isn't that what the mental institution is for? To help the insane? Ivette: yeah but she also bit the doctors
(Everyone moves away from Jenny)
Ivette: She won't bite you
(Everyone sighs with relief)
Ivette: unless you look at her funny
(Jenny glares at DK)
Ivette: Since when has DK been in the story? Jenny: I forgot about him in the beginning of the story so I just want to get rid of him right now Ivette: I see Jenny: Spirit Gun! Ivette: Um...Jenny this isn't Yu Yu Hakusho Jenny: Since when did you watch Yu Yu Hakusho? Ivette: I don't Jenny: Okay Ivette: You watch too much anime V.I.H.H.: I thought you said you quit watching anime, that there was too much violence Jenny: I lied, plus the violence is the best part! ^_=
(DK tries to sneak out of house but Jenny catches him)
Jenny: Don't move you smelly monkey!!!! DK: (girly scream) Jenny: Flame Hands!
(Hands are covered with fire) (Punches DK in the Stomach) (DK dies)
Jenny: Great my arms wont go back to normal (Gets another Pepsi)
Ivette: Where is she getting those!? Jenny: I'm getting them from my invisible pocket Ivette: But you don't have one Jenny: How would you know!?
(Explosion knocks down front door)
Ivette: What was that? Jenny: Let's go check
(Run to front door) (Its.bum bum bum! The three ditzy blonde sluts!) (Its Peach, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera for those who don't know who they are)
Ivette and Jenny: No! It can't be! It's THEM! CA and BS- and we're here to give a concert! Wahahaha! Link: Nooo!!!! Anything but that! Jenny: Weren't you in the game room? Roy: Yeah, but we decided to see what's happening Ivette: Okay then! ^-^ Jenny: They can help us fight them! ^-^ Ivette: But why did you pick Link and Roy? Jenny: Because they're my favorite characters in the game Ivette: I thought Zelda and Kirby were Jenny: They were but then I decided that swords are better Ivette: Then what about Marth and Young Link? Jenny: They're all right Link: Aren't we supposed to fight against the sluts in pink? Jenny: Oh yeah! ^-^
(Ivette pulls out wooden stick) (Beats Britney Spears to death) (Wahahahahaha) (Jenny uses flame hands to punch Christina Aguilera) (Flames don't work because of the shield of glitter and makeup)
Jenny: No the flames are gone! V.I.H.H- Use the force Jenny! Destroy the death star. I mean the pop star Jenny: I'll do it! Flame Hands! (Doesn't work) Last time I'm listening to you John Johnson V.I.H.H.- it was worth a shot
(Jenny pulls out plastic sickle from Halloween again) (Beats Christina to death) (Wahahahaha) (Jenny and Ivette beat Peach to death) (Day is saved)
Ivette: Weren't you two supposed to help? Link and Roy: We decided you both could handle it Jenny: -_- C. Falcon: I like cheese Jenny: No! Only I can say that! You must DIE! (Beats C. Falcon with a stick) (C. Falcon Dies)
Mewtwo: Is this story done yet? Mr. Game and Watch: I want to go home Jenny: No! It's not Done Yet! You shall never go back home! Wahaha! Mr. Game and Watch: Why can't we go home? Jenny: Because I say so! And I don't know how Ivette: Maybe if you kick the Gamecube again Mewtwo: That won't work Yoshi ate it Jenny and Ivette: He What! Jenny: Yoshi must die!
(Beats Yoshi to death)
Mr. Game and Watch: I'm scarred Popo Popo: Me too Jenny: Both of you will die next! Wahahaha!
(Beats Popo and Mr. Game & Watch to death) (Nana dies too because she dies whenever Popo dies) (Yes, Very Strange)
Jenny: Yay! I got rid of all the peoples I don't like from the game! Ivette: What about Kirby, Fox, and Falco? Jenny: I got rid of them because I was bored and they didn't really go with the plot of this story Ivette: but there is no plot Jenny: oh. Oh well, let's have a party! Every else that is still alive: Yeah!
End
(For those of you who are wondering about who is still alive here is a list) Link, Marth, Mewtwo, Samus, Roy, Zelda/Sheik, Young Link, Ivette, Lindsey, Jenny, and John Johnson (V.I.H.H.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros Melee, K-mart, Walmart, Inu-yasha, Sailor Moon, South Park, The Little Mermaid, Jack Skellington, The theme from Cheers, The Shining, Yu Yu Hakusho, Star Wars, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, George W. Bush, Carrot Top, Pepsi, Hannibal, Peter Pan, Eminem, Al Gore, Leann Rhymes, and the Powerpuff Girls .
Super Grrl: But Jenny, The powerpuff girls aren't even in this story Evil Freak: Great! Now look what you did Ivette! You just told everyone my true identity! Super Grrl: You just told everyone my identity Jenny: okay from now on, we will now be called Jenny and Ivette, not Evil Freak or Super Grrl
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Jenny: Hey Ivette! Want to play Super Smash Brothers Melee? Ivette: Okay! Jenny: Prepare to die!!!!! Wahahahahaha! Ivette: Took your medication away again, didn't they? Jenny: Curse you people in white coats that work at the place with the cushiony walls! Ivette: I miss those people. Especially when they shot you with the tranquilizer darts. Jenny: Ah, the feeling of serenity when I was shot with those Ivette: And all the money I made renting out your room. Jenny: What? Ivette: Oh nothing
(Jenny turns on Gamecube)
Jenny- Pretty intro! Ivette- why do you always say that? Every time we play this game you say "Pretty intro!" Jenny- because it is pretty, especially the parts with my favorite peoples. Ivette- but you always say it! Its annoying! Jenny- Heh heh, project annoy Ivette completed Ivette- what did you say? Jenny- Oh nothing
(Jenny picks Roy)
Jenny- Pick someone already! Ivette- don't rush me! This is a very important decision
(Ivette picks Kirby)
(Jenny picks Hyrule Temple)
Jenny- I'm gonna win! Ivette- . Jenny- Look at me go! Wahahaha! Pow! Bang! Kersplat! Ivette- Look out for that bom-
(Roy explodes and dies)
Game Person- and the winner is.Kirby! Ivette- I beat you! Wahahahahaha! All hail me! For I am the better gamer!!!
(Ivette does a merry lil jig)
Jenny- I let you win. Ivette: I'm sorry; I can't hear you over all of my winning. Jenny: Stupid machine!
(Kicks Gamecube) (Blackout occurs) (Lights come back on)
Ivette: How did the lights go off if its daytime? Jenny: I don't know. But that was weir-ahhh!!!
(Super Smash Bros. Melee characters are in her game room)
Ivette: What did you do!!! Jenny: You know what I did! I kicked the Gamecube! Ivette: I know that, but what are they doing here? Jenny: I don't know everything Adult Link: How did we get here? Jenny: Didn't you just hear me?! I just said I don't know! Mario: (snicker) Link just got yelled at by a girl! Jenny, Ivette, and the Girls from super smash brothers: Hey! Ivette: You've got something against girls?! Mario: Um.heh heh...no Jenny: I think he's lying, what do you think we should do with him Ivette? Ivette: I don't like liars. Lets put him in the garbage can Grrls: Yeah!
(Grrls try to pick up Mario) (Mario is too fat and heavy)
Jenny: He's too heavy Ivette: Yeah, It's like trying to pick up some fat, old, drunken guy. Jenny: Don't be talking about my dad like that. Ivette: What? Jenny: Never mind. Zelda/Sheik: I know!
(Zelda/Sheik uses Magic and lifts him up into the air and out the window)
Jenny: Great! Now I have to pay for a new window. O_o Zelda/Sheik: Sorry Jenny: Oh well, at least we got rid of that loser Ivette: Good job Zelda!
(Ivette puts up a hand)
Ivette: High five!
(Zelda looks at her weird)
Ivette: Okay! Maybe not.. Jenny: Anybody else against girls?! Guys: Nope! Nobody! Ivette: I don't trust Dr. Mario Dr. Mario: You Can Trust Me! Jenny: I don't know if I can trust him either, Zelda will you do the honors? Zelda/Sheik: Sure!
(Zelda throws him out the window)
Girls: Yay! Young Link: I've got to pee. Where are the trees? Jenny: You don't pee on trees! You use the bathroom! Young Link: Okay then! Where are the bathrooms?
(Jenny points at flashing neon sign that says bathrooms)
Young Link: Thanks!
(Runs to bathroom) (Door Bell Rings)
Jenny: Be right back!
(Opens door) (It's .Lindsey?)
Jenny: How did you find out where I live? Lindsey: This is your story, you tell me. Jenny: What are you doing here? Lindsey: I came to borrow a cup of sugar Jenny: Really? Lindsey: no, I was walking by and I noticed two fat Italian guys fly out your window Jenny: It was all Zelda's fault.
(Adult Link walks by holding a cheeseburger)
Lindsey: Isn't that- Jenny: yup Lindsey: He's pretty Adult Link: (points at cheeseburger) what is this thing? Jenny: It's a cheeseburger and its mine!
(Takes Cheeseburger and stuffs into mouth)
Jenny: Yummy ^-^ Adult Link: I found it in a box that said wax food decorations Jenny: You found it where!!!!! O_o
(Tries to throw it up) (Cheeseburger appears on floor)
Jenny: I feel better now! ^-^ Adult Link and Lindsey: O_o Jenny: What? Haven't you ever seen someone regurgitate a wax hamburger? Link: It was a cheeseburger Lindsey: No, and I hope I never do again
Back in Game Room
Ivette: What's taking Jenny so long? Why did she leave me with these freaks?
(Looks at Yoshi, Kirby, the pokemon, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mr. Game and Watch and Peach)
Peach: Just lucky I guess
(Ivette starts reading a book)
Back at the front door
Lindsey: I've got to go now; the parents are making me go to Chuck E Cheese with them Jenny: Harsh punishment Lindsey: I know! Bye
(Lindsey leaves)
Link: Who was that? And why was she looking at me like how Ganondorf looks at the Triforce? Jenny: She's my friend Lindsey and she thinks you're hot Link: O_o Jenny: Scary huh? Link: very
(Walk back to game room) (Ivette is beating Jigglypuff with a stick)
Ivette: Die Evil Puffball! Die! (Jiggly Puff dies) (Jenny gets rid of the body)
Jenny: Didn't Young Link come back from the bathroom yet? Ivette: Nope
In Bathroom
(Young Link has curlers in his hair and has a mud mask)
Young Link: Now I can have Silky Skin and soft bouncy hair ^-^
(Knock on door)
Young Link: occupied! Jenny: Hurry up! I've got to pee also! And stupid Bowser clogged the other toilet!
(Y. Link sticks head out of bathroom still with curlers and mud mask on)
Jenny: Mom, what are you doing in the bathroom? Y. Link: I'm not your mom! It's me! Link! Jenny: What are you doing with curlers in your hair? And how did you find my secret stash of Peanut Butter? Y. Link: You mean this isn't a mud mask? Jenny: Nope
(Ivette walks by) (Laughs hysterically) (Snorts) (Stops laughing)
Ivette: Did Link become a cross dresser? Young Link: Grr. Ivette: Hey! Everyone! Come look at this!
(Everyone comes running towards bathroom) (Everyone laughs at Y. Link)
Marth and Roy: (laugh) baka (laugh) Jenny: Hey! Don't insult him in Japanese! Do it in English so all of us can understand you. Roy: ok Marth and Roy: Dork! Jenny: Much better! ^_ Pikachu: Pika! Chu! Ivette and Jenny: AHH! Language of the damned! (Ivette pulls out stick and Jenny pulls out plastic Sickle from Halloween) (Beat Pikachu with "weapons") (Pikachu Dies) (Evil Spirit flies out of body)
E.S.: You ruined my plans of world domination! You shall pay!
(Jenny Pulls out bug spray) (Sprays E.S.) (Evil Spirit falls to floor like a small fly) (Ivette pulls out a fly swatter) (Smacks E.S.)
Jenny and Ivette: Bug Spray and Swatter, a demon hunter's Best friend! (Both smile and teeth sparkle) Both: Now found at your local K-mart, Wal Mart and any other place that ends with mart Ness: That was strange Fox and Falco: yeah Ivette: didn't you have to use the bathroom? Jenny: I chose to forget that and go on with the story Ivette: I see Pichu: pi! Pichu! Pi! Ivette and Jenny: Ahhh! Another one!
(Get "weapons" out again) (Beat Pichu) (Pichu dies) Jenny: That's weird Ivette: What is? Jenny: A spirit didn't fly out Ivette and Jenny: Oh well, Lets get some nachos! Everyone: Yeah! Nachos! Jenny: But none for Peach, Bowser or Ganondorf because they are pure evil Popo: Isn't Mewtwo evil? Jenny: Yes, but I like Mewtwo and I think he's adorable Nana: She's got serious mental problems Popo: Yeah Ivette: You should see her when she has too much sugar or caffeine Luigi: I want to see that! Everyone else: me too! Ivette: ok! Peach: Wait a minute I'm not evil. Jenny: I think you are for having a strange obsession with baking cake Peach: It's not an obsession it's a hobby Jenny: That's what I said when I was accused of burning stuff Ivette: That's because it was an obsession Jenny: do you doubt me again?! Ivette: yeah Jenny: ok then Ivette: Here's some chocolate Jenny okay
(Pops chocolate into mouth)
Jenny: ^-^ hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Mario: What happened to her? Y. Link: Didn't they kick you out in the beginning of the story? Mario: Yeah, but I guess Jenny has forgiven me and decided to let me back in the story Jenny: GO BACK OUTSIDE!!!! Mario: Yes ma'am
(Mario leaves for good!)
Ivette: Why didn't you just leave him out there for good in the beginning of the story? Jenny: Because with caffeine I have more mystic powers so I can control the people Ivette: But didn't you already have the power to control the people? I mean you are the writer. Jenny: Silence! Luigi: She doesn't seem hyper Ivette: Just wait a couple more minutes she needs more caffeine
(Hands Jenny a 12 pack of Pepsi)
Ivette: Drink this Jenny: ok!
(10 minutes later)
Jenny: LetswatchtvtvgoodforJennyohlooktheosbournesareonhahahahahahahaozzyisfunnyhes aysbleepbleepbleepshutupbleep Samus: What did she say? Ivette: She said, "Let's watch TV. TV good for Jenny. Oh look! The Osbournes are on, hahahahahaha! Ozzy is funny. He says bleep, bleep, bleep, and shut up, bleep Samus: Instead of bleep why don't you actually say the word? Ivette: That's because he really did say bleep Zelda/Sheik: Must be low budget censoring Ivette: The world is all about money Roy: so true, oh so very true Peach: and about making a profit Marth: That's the same thing Peach: no its not! Marth: Yes it is Peach: Prove it! Marth: Ivette, tell her it's the same thing Ivette: It's the same thing Marth: see! Jenny: Peachyoumustleavebecauseofyourstupidityandyourstubbornesswaitwhatsthatringin gsound? Everyone but Ivette and Jenny: What did she say? Ivette: She said, "Peach you must leave because of your stupidity and your stubbornness, wait what's that ringing sound? Peach: Do I have to leave? Ivette: Yes you do Peach: Why? Ivette: Because Jenny is controlling this story and she says you must leave Peach: Fine! See if I'm ever coming back!
(Trips on dress)
Jenny: (laughs) awwwialmostfeltsympathyforthefreakofnature Link: Now what did she say? Ivette: Aww. I almost felt sympathy for the freak of nature. Y. Link: How can you tell what she's saying? Ivette: You get used to it Jenny: The ringing wont stop! Ivette: Maybe if we hit you in the head with a frying pan Jenny: Okay!
(Ivette hits her head)
Jenny: Hello there, my name is George W. Bush and during my free time I wear pretty dresses with high heels
(Hits her again)
Jenny: I am Sailor Moon!
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Inuyasha! Save me!
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Where everybody knows your name
30 minutes later Ivette: okay so she's been Al Gore, Leann Rhymes, The little Mermaid, Link, Jack Skellington, her friend Lindsey, the freaky guy from the shining, Eminem, a goldfish, Carrot Top, and Hannibal Lector.
(hits her again)
Jenny: Marshmallows Gumdrops and Bunnies! Oh My! Ivette: close enough Jenny: I luv You! (Head spins around)
(Hits her again)
Jenny: Why'd you hit me? Ivette: um.Ganondorf and Bowser made me do it Jenny: And with her awesome powers of being a writer she made the dorks fly out of the already broken window. Ivette: You know you don't have to narrate what you do in the story Jenny: I know but its fun! And I like to hear the sound of my voice! Ivette: but you're not even talking. You're typing this all down on your computer Jenny: You know what I mean. Roy: but how can you be typing on your computer and talking to us in a room that's far away from your computer? Jenny: umm.. Holograms Roy: O Ivette: No thanks to the scientist of today, Jenny had to create this invention just for this story. Sure they can put a person on the moon, but they can't make the perfect baked potato Jenny: Couldn't have said it any better myself Ivette: You did. You're the one typing what I say Jenny: oh yeah. Ivette: Is it just me or is this story getting weirder and weirder Jenny: That's because it is Ivette: O_o Roy: everyone is disappearing Link: and then there were none
(Everyone looks at him weird)
Ivette: Where's Kirby? He was here in the beginning of the story Jenny: he was? Ivette: Yup, I remember because I called him a freak Jenny: I see
(Everyone looks at Ness, whose chewing on something pink)
Zelda/Sheik: Where did you get that gum? Ness: I found it floating down the hall, it had no flavor but I can't stop chewing on it Jenny: Spit it out
(Spits it onto the floor) (It's.. Kirby) (Kirby dies from the chewing)
Ivette: Oh! My God! He killed Kirby!
(Everyone gasps)
Popo: Isn't it, "Oh! My God! They killed Kenny!" Ivette: yeah, but in this case it's Kirby, and how can you watch South Park? You're a video game person. Popo: I have my ways Jenny: Poor Kirby Ivette: Yeah, even though you didn't even make him talk at all Luigi: Why are you saying poor Kirby? You killed him off Jenny: You and Ness are the next to leave! Luigi and Ness: Wha?! Jenny: Ness you have to leave because you killed one of my favorite peoples and Luigi has to leave because he's ugly and smells bad
(Jenny uses powers again and throws them out)
Ivette: Look what you did! Jenny: What did I do? Ivette: You made Link paranoid
(Links sitting in a corner hugging himself)
Link: I'm not going to be thrown out; I'm not going to be thrown out,
(Lindsey somehow magically appears in room) (Hugs Link) (Disappears)
Jenny: That was weird Ivette: . Link: I'm not going to be thrown out, Jenny: If you don't stop doing that I'll make Lindsey appear again
(Link Stops) (Jenny drinks another can of Pepsi)
Jenny: The British are coming! The British are coming! Ivette: Where did she get the Pepsi? Jenny: If you clap your and hands and believe in fairies maybe you can help Tinker Bell Both Links: We believe in Fairies
(Both start clapping)
Jenny: Falcon Punch! C. Falcon: Hey! That's my move! Ivette: Where did you come from? C. Falcon: I was hiding in a closet Ivette: I see Jenny: Falcon Kick!
(Starts spinning around in a circle)
Ivette: It's the Spinning Monkey Attack! Mewtwo: pathetic human
(Jenny knocks out Fox and Falco in an attempt to knock out Captain Falcon) (Fox and Falco die from the "powerful" attack)
Jenny: Great.I just knocked out two of the coolest characters in the game Ivette: You didn't knock them out you killed them Jenny: More nachos for me! Zelda/Sheik: You must really love nachos Jenny: mmm.cheesy goodness. With the delicious jalapenos
(Starts to drool)
Link: Is she going to be all right? Ivette: Yeah, she just gets like that when she thinks about food Link: Strange. Ivette: I know
(Voices inside Jenny's head return)
V.I.H.H. (Voices inside her head): Great, just when I thought I had been free Jenny: John Johnson is back! V.I.H.H.: Why me "-_- Zelda/Sheik: Whose John Johnson? Ivette: The voice inside her head V.I.H.H.: I was hoping I wasn't going to be in this story Jenny: You weren't but I missed how you insulted me Y. Link: Should I call the mental institution? Ivette: No, they banned her from there. She was there too many times Y. Link: But isn't that what the mental institution is for? To help the insane? Ivette: yeah but she also bit the doctors
(Everyone moves away from Jenny)
Ivette: She won't bite you
(Everyone sighs with relief)
Ivette: unless you look at her funny
(Jenny glares at DK)
Ivette: Since when has DK been in the story? Jenny: I forgot about him in the beginning of the story so I just want to get rid of him right now Ivette: I see Jenny: Spirit Gun! Ivette: Um...Jenny this isn't Yu Yu Hakusho Jenny: Since when did you watch Yu Yu Hakusho? Ivette: I don't Jenny: Okay Ivette: You watch too much anime V.I.H.H.: I thought you said you quit watching anime, that there was too much violence Jenny: I lied, plus the violence is the best part! ^_=
(DK tries to sneak out of house but Jenny catches him)
Jenny: Don't move you smelly monkey!!!! DK: (girly scream) Jenny: Flame Hands!
(Hands are covered with fire) (Punches DK in the Stomach) (DK dies)
Jenny: Great my arms wont go back to normal (Gets another Pepsi)
Ivette: Where is she getting those!? Jenny: I'm getting them from my invisible pocket Ivette: But you don't have one Jenny: How would you know!?
(Explosion knocks down front door)
Ivette: What was that? Jenny: Let's go check
(Run to front door) (Its.bum bum bum! The three ditzy blonde sluts!) (Its Peach, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera for those who don't know who they are)
Ivette and Jenny: No! It can't be! It's THEM! CA and BS- and we're here to give a concert! Wahahaha! Link: Nooo!!!! Anything but that! Jenny: Weren't you in the game room? Roy: Yeah, but we decided to see what's happening Ivette: Okay then! ^-^ Jenny: They can help us fight them! ^-^ Ivette: But why did you pick Link and Roy? Jenny: Because they're my favorite characters in the game Ivette: I thought Zelda and Kirby were Jenny: They were but then I decided that swords are better Ivette: Then what about Marth and Young Link? Jenny: They're all right Link: Aren't we supposed to fight against the sluts in pink? Jenny: Oh yeah! ^-^
(Ivette pulls out wooden stick) (Beats Britney Spears to death) (Wahahahahaha) (Jenny uses flame hands to punch Christina Aguilera) (Flames don't work because of the shield of glitter and makeup)
Jenny: No the flames are gone! V.I.H.H- Use the force Jenny! Destroy the death star. I mean the pop star Jenny: I'll do it! Flame Hands! (Doesn't work) Last time I'm listening to you John Johnson V.I.H.H.- it was worth a shot
(Jenny pulls out plastic sickle from Halloween again) (Beats Christina to death) (Wahahahaha) (Jenny and Ivette beat Peach to death) (Day is saved)
Ivette: Weren't you two supposed to help? Link and Roy: We decided you both could handle it Jenny: -_- C. Falcon: I like cheese Jenny: No! Only I can say that! You must DIE! (Beats C. Falcon with a stick) (C. Falcon Dies)
Mewtwo: Is this story done yet? Mr. Game and Watch: I want to go home Jenny: No! It's not Done Yet! You shall never go back home! Wahaha! Mr. Game and Watch: Why can't we go home? Jenny: Because I say so! And I don't know how Ivette: Maybe if you kick the Gamecube again Mewtwo: That won't work Yoshi ate it Jenny and Ivette: He What! Jenny: Yoshi must die!
(Beats Yoshi to death)
Mr. Game and Watch: I'm scarred Popo Popo: Me too Jenny: Both of you will die next! Wahahaha!
(Beats Popo and Mr. Game & Watch to death) (Nana dies too because she dies whenever Popo dies) (Yes, Very Strange)
Jenny: Yay! I got rid of all the peoples I don't like from the game! Ivette: What about Kirby, Fox, and Falco? Jenny: I got rid of them because I was bored and they didn't really go with the plot of this story Ivette: but there is no plot Jenny: oh. Oh well, let's have a party! Every else that is still alive: Yeah!
End
(For those of you who are wondering about who is still alive here is a list) Link, Marth, Mewtwo, Samus, Roy, Zelda/Sheik, Young Link, Ivette, Lindsey, Jenny, and John Johnson (V.I.H.H.)