Title: LO4TH1NG!

Author: Knight of Breath

Rating: K+

Genre(s): Poetry, Comedy

Character(s): Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket

Pairing(s): Terezi 3 Vriska

Summary: Some slightly changed up lyrics for "Loathing" from Wicked.

A/N

Well I've been obsessed with this song since the eighth grade and I just now realized what a good song it would be for like...any Kismesistude. I found one for Eridan and Sollux on Youtube (a really good one too). And since Terezi 3 Vriska is my blackrom OTP I decided to make lyrics for them instead. :D I'm not sure if it's been done before or not but if it has then I guess there will be two floating out there. I really want to do a cosplay skit for this though. I think it would be fun. Also I did use their quirks except on the parts when they were singing together because I didn't like how their quirks looked put together. It was too hard too read.

Anyways, enjoy! :)

Aaaaaaaand keeps getting rid of my 8 punctuation marks. Wow what a jerk.

VRISKA:

Dear adora8le and actually really interesting human John,

TEREZI:

D34R COOL K1D,

BOTH:
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Sgurb:

TEREZI:
BUT OF COURS3 1LL C4R3 FOR JUST1C3:

VRISKA:
8ut of course, I'll riiiiiiiise above it:

BOTH:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes
There's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is:

VRISKA:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossi8le to descriiiiiiii8e:

TEREZI:
SP1D3RB1TCH
(H3H3H3)

VRISKA:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?

TEREZI:
1 F3LT TH3 MOM3NT

MY NOS3 F33L ON YOU

VRISKA:
My pulse is rushing;

TEREZI:
MY H34D 1S R33L1NG;

VRISKA:
My face is flushing!

BOTH:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

VRISKA:
For your face;

TEREZI:
YOUR VO1C3;

VRISKA:
Your clothing;

BOTH:
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

KARKAT:
WELL NOW TEREZI, I'LL ADMIT YOU'RE GOOD!
HOW DO YOU STAND HER? I DON'T THINK I COULD!
SHE'S A BITCH, SHE'S INSANE!
AND WHILE YOUR KIND OF THE SAME

TEREZI TELL ME HOW DO YOU PUT WITH PAIN

TEREZI:

W3LL K4RKL3S…

TH3S3 TH1NGS 4R3 S3NT TO TRY US!

KARKAT:
POOR TEREZI, FORCED TO RESIDE
WITH SOMEONE SO CRAZY AND VILE
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
THAT I'M ON YOUR SIDE!

VRISKA:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I l8d eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhhhhhhh

TEREZI (at the same time):
LO4TH1NG UN4DULT4R4T3D LO4TH1NG
FOR H3R F4C3 H3R VO1C3 H3R CLOTH1NG
L3T'S JUST S4Y…1 LO4TH 1T 4LL!
EV3RY L1TTL3 TR41T HOW3V3R SM4LL
M4K3S MY V3RY FL3SH B3G1N TO CR4WL
4HHH!

BOTH:
Loathing!

There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
loathing
For forever...
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!

KARKAT:

WILL YOU TWO JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY?!

A/N

Yeah. It still needs some work I think.

Any help would be nice, especially with Karkat's part. I'm even considering eliminating it and replacing the students part with some dialogue (including Terezi saying something along the lines of "M4K3 M3! OH W41T YOU C4NT!"

And maybe having Sollux say the "Get a room" line.

I dunno.