I don't own these characters (except for host). Enjoy, and if it's not very good, it's the first time I've done this.
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Host:*fake smile* *talks in phony cheerful voice* All right! Good evening everyone and welcome to our special episode of
the Newlywed Game! Tonight all of our contestants are from the far away land of Tortall!
Audience:*cheers*
Host:*turns to the players* Okay tonight we have with us 5 very special couples who are competing to win 10 000 gold
nobles! Our first couple is: Numair and Daine Salmalin *Audience cheers* *Daine and Numair smile and wave cutely*
Daine:*whispers to Numair* We're not married yet, so why am I Daine SALMALIN?
Numair:I duuno. Just play along.
Daine:*shrugs slightly* Whatever.
Host:Our next couple is George and Alanna of Pirate's Swoop! *Audience cheers* *George waves happily* *Alanna sulks*
Host:Our third couple is Jonathan and Delia of Conte *Audience cheers*
Jon:WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!She's not my wife!!!!!!!!She tried to kill me!!!!!!!!!She-she's evil!!!!!
Delia:*looks evilly at her "husband" * Hi Johnny. I'm ba-ack!
Jon:*his face covered with his hands* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Host:*coughs delicately* Well, you see, Thayet of Conte was unable to attend, so we thought Delia would be a good
substitute.....
Jon:I refuse to participate with that-that FEMALE.
Host:Hmm...well you signed the contract....
Alanna:Yeah Jon, you signed the CONTRACT!
Jon:FINE!!!!!But I know nothing about that bi-
Host:*comes in quickly* Now, now folks, no need for harsh words! Our next couple is Domitan and Keladry of Masbolle.
*audience cheers*
Kel: *looks confused* Of Masbolle? But I'm a Mindelan! Masbolle is Dom's last name...
Dom: *looks embarrassed* Uh...didn't I mention this to you already...I thought I did...
Kel: *looks even more confused* Mention what?
Daine: *nudges Kel and whispers something in her ear*
Kel: *blushes* Ooooohhhhhhh!
Dom: Well, uh, I was trying to avoid any awkward moments...
Alanna: *sarcastically* Well, it's a little late for that, isn't it?
Dom: *gets down on one knee* I meant to do this before, but Keladry of Mindelan will you marry me? *takes Kel's hand*
Kel: Wow. Well, uh, sure!
Dom: *stands up and grabs Kel in a hug* WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! *kisses her* *audience cheers*
Kel: *dazed* I'm getting married.
George: Cogratulation young 'uns!
Numair: *holding Daine around the shoulder* Are we invited?
Kel: *is now crying softly* You guys are so nice....
*Everyone gathers in a group hug, except for Jon who is looking uncomfortably at Delia, sulking, and Delia who is filing her
nails and smiling at a cute guy in the crowd.*
Host: *clears his throat* Uh, moving along... Our last couple is Nealan and Yukimi of Queenscove! *audience cheers* *Yuki
and Neal smile and wave at the audience*
Host: Ok, this is how the game works: first I ask a question about your spouse. Then I ask first the wife from each couple
to leave the room, and then the husband. While each member of the couple is out of the room, they will answer the
question for themselves, and for their spouse on video tape. When both members of each couple have answered the
question, the tapes will be shown. The couple who gets the most questions about each other correct will win the $10000!
Everyone understand? *all nod* All right! We can FINALLY get on to the first question! The question is: Who was your
spouse's first kiss? *two women with bleached teeth wearing bright sun dresses enter* Ladies please follow Heidi and
Julia backstage.
*After a few minutes the women return, and the men follow Heidi and Julia backstage. The men return and the host turns
to the audience.*
Host: All right! The contestants have given their answers. *turns to contestants* All right! Let's reveal just what you know
about your spouses! George let's see who you thought kissed Alanna first! *tape plays*
George on tape: I think that Jon was Alanna's first kiss. *tape stops*
Host: And now Alanna! *tape plays*
Alanna on tape: How the hell should I know? Probably some Rogue lady I've never heard of! *tape stops*
Host: Oo-kay...now let's see the real answers! *tape plays*
Alanna on tape: *is blushing and glaring* My first kiss was you George.*tape ends*
Host: Oh! George got that one wrong!
Alanna: DUH! I can't believe you didn't know that! I mean, it was YOU!!!!!
George: Well sorry! You didn't exactly say: "Oh that was my first kiss!" You threatened to stab me!!!!!!!
Alanna: *muttering* Sorry about that.
Host: And now George! *tape plays*
George on tape: My first kiss was Ruth Hansley, a lady of the Rogue. *tape ends*
Alanna: Hah! I sort of got it right!
Host: We'll give Alanna half a point for that, as it was quite impossible for her to know the lady's name.
Alanna: Whoo hoo! Who rules!
Host: Next let's see what Domitan thought! *tape plays*
Dom on tape: I think that Cleon of Kennan was Kel's first kiss. *tape ends*
Host: Now let's see Kel! *tape plays*
Kel on tape: Uuuhhh.....I dunno. *tape ends*
Host: Now let's reveal the truth! *tape plays*
Kel on tape: Cleon of Kenonn was my first kiss. *tape ends*
Host: That's correct!!!
Dom: *looks triumphantly at Alanna* NOW who rules? *Alanna sticks her tongue out at him*
Host: Now the truth about Dom! *tape plays*
Dom on tape: My first kiss was Celia of Watersgate. *tape ends*
Kel: Who's she?????
Dom: Some girl I know that you don't know.
Kel: Oh.
*The tapes continue, with Daine earning a point for herself and Numair; Neal and Yuki earning one point (Yuki's doing); and,
surprisingly, Jon and Delia both earning a point! (They both the other's first kiss.)*
Host: *flashes a bright smile at the camera* All right, our lovely Conte couple, Jonathan and Delia, *Jon growls* is in the
lead, but who knows what will happen? It's the Newlywed Game! We'll be right back after these messages from our
sponsors.
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Host:*fake smile* *talks in phony cheerful voice* All right! Good evening everyone and welcome to our special episode of
the Newlywed Game! Tonight all of our contestants are from the far away land of Tortall!
Audience:*cheers*
Host:*turns to the players* Okay tonight we have with us 5 very special couples who are competing to win 10 000 gold
nobles! Our first couple is: Numair and Daine Salmalin *Audience cheers* *Daine and Numair smile and wave cutely*
Daine:*whispers to Numair* We're not married yet, so why am I Daine SALMALIN?
Numair:I duuno. Just play along.
Daine:*shrugs slightly* Whatever.
Host:Our next couple is George and Alanna of Pirate's Swoop! *Audience cheers* *George waves happily* *Alanna sulks*
Host:Our third couple is Jonathan and Delia of Conte *Audience cheers*
Jon:WHAT????????!!!!!!!!!!She's not my wife!!!!!!!!She tried to kill me!!!!!!!!!She-she's evil!!!!!
Delia:*looks evilly at her "husband" * Hi Johnny. I'm ba-ack!
Jon:*his face covered with his hands* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Host:*coughs delicately* Well, you see, Thayet of Conte was unable to attend, so we thought Delia would be a good
substitute.....
Jon:I refuse to participate with that-that FEMALE.
Host:Hmm...well you signed the contract....
Alanna:Yeah Jon, you signed the CONTRACT!
Jon:FINE!!!!!But I know nothing about that bi-
Host:*comes in quickly* Now, now folks, no need for harsh words! Our next couple is Domitan and Keladry of Masbolle.
*audience cheers*
Kel: *looks confused* Of Masbolle? But I'm a Mindelan! Masbolle is Dom's last name...
Dom: *looks embarrassed* Uh...didn't I mention this to you already...I thought I did...
Kel: *looks even more confused* Mention what?
Daine: *nudges Kel and whispers something in her ear*
Kel: *blushes* Ooooohhhhhhh!
Dom: Well, uh, I was trying to avoid any awkward moments...
Alanna: *sarcastically* Well, it's a little late for that, isn't it?
Dom: *gets down on one knee* I meant to do this before, but Keladry of Mindelan will you marry me? *takes Kel's hand*
Kel: Wow. Well, uh, sure!
Dom: *stands up and grabs Kel in a hug* WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! *kisses her* *audience cheers*
Kel: *dazed* I'm getting married.
George: Cogratulation young 'uns!
Numair: *holding Daine around the shoulder* Are we invited?
Kel: *is now crying softly* You guys are so nice....
*Everyone gathers in a group hug, except for Jon who is looking uncomfortably at Delia, sulking, and Delia who is filing her
nails and smiling at a cute guy in the crowd.*
Host: *clears his throat* Uh, moving along... Our last couple is Nealan and Yukimi of Queenscove! *audience cheers* *Yuki
and Neal smile and wave at the audience*
Host: Ok, this is how the game works: first I ask a question about your spouse. Then I ask first the wife from each couple
to leave the room, and then the husband. While each member of the couple is out of the room, they will answer the
question for themselves, and for their spouse on video tape. When both members of each couple have answered the
question, the tapes will be shown. The couple who gets the most questions about each other correct will win the $10000!
Everyone understand? *all nod* All right! We can FINALLY get on to the first question! The question is: Who was your
spouse's first kiss? *two women with bleached teeth wearing bright sun dresses enter* Ladies please follow Heidi and
Julia backstage.
*After a few minutes the women return, and the men follow Heidi and Julia backstage. The men return and the host turns
to the audience.*
Host: All right! The contestants have given their answers. *turns to contestants* All right! Let's reveal just what you know
about your spouses! George let's see who you thought kissed Alanna first! *tape plays*
George on tape: I think that Jon was Alanna's first kiss. *tape stops*
Host: And now Alanna! *tape plays*
Alanna on tape: How the hell should I know? Probably some Rogue lady I've never heard of! *tape stops*
Host: Oo-kay...now let's see the real answers! *tape plays*
Alanna on tape: *is blushing and glaring* My first kiss was you George.*tape ends*
Host: Oh! George got that one wrong!
Alanna: DUH! I can't believe you didn't know that! I mean, it was YOU!!!!!
George: Well sorry! You didn't exactly say: "Oh that was my first kiss!" You threatened to stab me!!!!!!!
Alanna: *muttering* Sorry about that.
Host: And now George! *tape plays*
George on tape: My first kiss was Ruth Hansley, a lady of the Rogue. *tape ends*
Alanna: Hah! I sort of got it right!
Host: We'll give Alanna half a point for that, as it was quite impossible for her to know the lady's name.
Alanna: Whoo hoo! Who rules!
Host: Next let's see what Domitan thought! *tape plays*
Dom on tape: I think that Cleon of Kennan was Kel's first kiss. *tape ends*
Host: Now let's see Kel! *tape plays*
Kel on tape: Uuuhhh.....I dunno. *tape ends*
Host: Now let's reveal the truth! *tape plays*
Kel on tape: Cleon of Kenonn was my first kiss. *tape ends*
Host: That's correct!!!
Dom: *looks triumphantly at Alanna* NOW who rules? *Alanna sticks her tongue out at him*
Host: Now the truth about Dom! *tape plays*
Dom on tape: My first kiss was Celia of Watersgate. *tape ends*
Kel: Who's she?????
Dom: Some girl I know that you don't know.
Kel: Oh.
*The tapes continue, with Daine earning a point for herself and Numair; Neal and Yuki earning one point (Yuki's doing); and,
surprisingly, Jon and Delia both earning a point! (They both the other's first kiss.)*
Host: *flashes a bright smile at the camera* All right, our lovely Conte couple, Jonathan and Delia, *Jon growls* is in the
lead, but who knows what will happen? It's the Newlywed Game! We'll be right back after these messages from our
sponsors.