So my main man Cash-in-hands Bright walks into Boo-stelle's crib to find Joshy all up in that, you know what I'm saying? It was snowings something fierce outside and there didn't need to be no snowblowing up inside, so Cash grabs Joshy and tosses him out on his ass to do the shoveling for all the boys in the hood. The little playa junior didn't have no choice, so he grabbed that shovel and went at it like he did the boos in the clubz, you know what I'm saying? Without a playa all up and around her booty, Boo-stelle got bored and decided to drag herself offa that pole she was working for the past hour to go grab a quick fix at the shopping malls.
Aww yeah, girl! My sista from anotha mista went all up in that! Boo-stelle went downtown, you know what I'm saying? All the fellas went wild when she came a'knockin' at the malls! She be strutting her fine thang all over that place from one booty rub to the next! Boo-stelle was so fine, she stole all the playas from the boos everywhere she shimmied across the tiny tots aisle. But when her Booty Lite™ went and bounced into the Playa's Hot Zone, my sista lost her cool, you know what I'm saying? Can't be having no cool in a heat like that. Leaves a tiny booty all bootied out.
Boo-stelle was almost out of her boo-juice when all of a suddens, playa junior Joshy's old clubbin' brotha from some otha motha came and escorted her little booty outta that dive. "No boo without a booty allowed past here," said the playa. He gave Boo-stelle a spanking and sent her right on out of the zone, because that's how real playas roll, you know what I'm saying?
So Boo-stelle got her shit all on out of there, but not before getting some special playa mojo enhancemifiers for Joshy. Her booty was shaking so hard after that smack, she knew she'd be needing another one real soon, yeah. When she got back to the crib, Joshy and Cash were getting their groove on blowing snow all over the hood. There was so much snow everywhere, Boo-stelle's booty couldn't take it no more. My girl needed Joshy's careful rub more than the hood, you know what I'm saying? Cash-in-hands wasn't no help neither because he just kept up in Joshy's face unloading his snow. So my boy Joshy had to get all up in Cash's face to unload his snow! There was so much snow flying everywhere that Boo-stelle got hit even when she didn't want no snow.
A boo's gotta be in the mood for that kind of thing, you know what I'm saying? Can't be getting no snow all up in that booty without a boo's permissions! Boo-stelle went apeshit and flicked all the snow off her booty back at the playas. But her booty started losing its bounce from the cold, you know what I'm saying? So she shimmied herself back into the warm crib since she wasn't getting any hot stuff from the playa junior. If it ain't getting hot, a booty's not gonna bounce, you know what I'm saying?
Playas can't be playing without no boos, so Cash and Joshy falled back into the crib themselves. That's when my sista went all up in Joshy's grill with that playa mojo mix. Girl couldn't be without a good booty smacking for long, you know what I'm saying? Aww, yeah! That mojo mix went right to Joshy's groove train! He was getting his booty-on so bad he up and surprised Boo-stelle with some booty-style mojo mix! My sista freaked! She got her own mojo mix to jive along with Joshy's! Boo-stelle got back on that pole while Joshy smacked her booty senseless. They was so hot and in the groove that they went at it all nights long while Cash-in-hands watched.
Christmas ain't about the presents; it's about the family. And that's the moral. Peace.