Russia's Funhouse
Halloween Special
Chapter 1
I OWN NOTHING
it's a world meeting, and everything is in absolute chaos. Britain and France are fighting again, China is shivering under the gaze of Russia who just so happens to be holding a pickaxe, America is annoying Germany, and Italy is trying to describe some type of pasta to Japan who as always senses the mood and refrains from speaking. Suddenly, America stands up. "DUDES! TOMORROW IS LIKE TOTALLY HALLOWEEN!" he gasps. "Da. I Want to invite you all to my house to celebrate" Russia says, eerie smile on his face as always. China walks over to the wall, and is about to start pounding his head on it screaming "No! No! No!" when Belarus pops up.
"Big Brother! Marry me! Marry me! Marry me!" she hisses. "Please. Please don't leave me with this crazy woman" he pleads. "Aiyah, Fine. But you need to stop trying to follow me around, aru. It's creeping me out." china sighs, plopping into his chair. "What is he talking about?" asks everyone in the room. "He? Wait! You mean you're not a woman?!" Russia exclaims. "You thought I was a GIRL, aru?! I'm not gay! Stop stalking me!" China yells. Russia turned around and whispered "dangit!"
Five girls came in just then. "Romano Nii-Chaaaan, can I come?" whines the first, she looks like a girl version of Romano: San Marino. "Having a party without ME? Parties are FROM Brazil!" says the next; a girl with brown hair in a long ponytail and backpack with a monkey in it: Brazil. "I won't go, Ivan. No matter how much you pay me" says the next, a girl who resembles Belarus but wears dark red: Georgia. The fourth just giggles, a blonde girl with a pink robe: Malaysia. "I don't know why I'm here" says the last, a blonde with glasses: Uruguay.
"B-brazil is c-coming, aru?" stutters china, blushing. Said girl giggles, nodding. Uruguay and Japan are now deep in discussion about Full metal Alchemist. (Long story short, the girl Uruguay is based off of loves it) Malaysia and America are off talking about what they want to do to celebrate. Italy is helping San Marino cook some pasta. Russia is desperately trying to get Georgia to talk to him. "Da, but Georgia, I still love you!" he says, a pleading look in his eyes. Germany stands to leave, grabbing Italy and Japan by their collars. He drags them away awkwardly, both flailing their limbs trying to break free.
"Sayonara, Uruguay-San." says japan, finally giving in. "bye-bye San Marino!" waves Italy. Everyone else just decides to go with it and leave. "Goodbye, China." Brazil said, blushing. China held her hand and escorted her to the door. "Zàijiàn (goodbye) Brazil, aru." he replied. He they both turned at the same time, and tripped. Brazil fell on the floor, and China landed on top. They blush madly, and china does something un-china-like. He closes his eyes, and kisses her. She is shocked, but kisses back. They break apart, and both leave quickly, ignoring the stares