Hello Starkiller999 here with a Transformers fiction. I don't own it at all so no legal stuff on me.

So without further delay I present to you:

What is not allowed at the Autobots/Decepticons base.

1. Do not play the Imperial March whilst Megatron walks into a room.

2. Do not play Barbie Girl whilst Starscream walks into a room.

3. Do not challenge Soundwave to a silent contest.

4. Do not tell Teletran one your secrets.

5. Do not make Teletran one mad.

Comments: He will broadcast you secrets across the entire base.

6. Do not prank the Twins (Sideswipe and Sunstreaker).

Comments: Pay backs a bitch

7. Do not scratch Sunstreakers paintjob.

Consequences: You will have to polish, buff, shine, exetera him for a month.

8. Do not steal Ratchets wrenches.

9. Do not tell Cliffjumper he is a midget.

10. Do not tell Cliffjumper he is vertically challenged either.

11. Even though it's true it does not mean you can complain to everyone you were held captive by giant alien robots after your vacation was ruined by Megatron.

12. Soundwave does not appreciate you giving him milk for ravage

13. Hounds holograms are not to be used to skip school.

14. Do not let Barricade pick you up from school.

Comments: He comes in uniform and slaps handcuffs on you.

15. No one is allowed to use Frenzy to alter school marks.

Comments: Barricade will find out.

16. Do not play with Prowls sirens.

17. Primus is not the cybetronian version of Santa Claus.

18. Nor is Primus the Easter bunny.

19. Soundwave and Blaster are not dating so don't suggest it.

20. Bluestreak is shy, not uncomfortable with his body.

21. Do not walk into Jazz and Prowls room unannounced.

22. Elita-one and Optimus Prime are sparkmates, so do not sign Optimus up for online dating.

23. Do not call Mini-bots, Midget-bots.

Comments: We've been over this before with Cliffjumper.

24. Optimus is not Luke Skywalker.

25. Sentinel Prime is not Yoda.

There will be 25 rules every post.

You're probably wondering why I'm posting a new story when I haven't even finished Chaos Assassin; it is because of my computer crashing and my concussion. So on that happy note, I will update soon.

May The Force Be With You All

Starkiller999