Disclaimer: I do not have owner ship over J.K. Rowling's work. Never have nor will I ever. Although I do own Andy, Troy and Benji.
Chapter 1
Three 13 year old boys sat in their train compartment. All on their way to their first day of their first year at Hogwarts. The one sitting beside Professor R.J. Lupin was his own blond haired son Troy Lupin, with his face stuck in Hogwarts a History. Next was dirty brown haired, Benjamin Pettigrew, mostly know as Benji, was sketching his black haired friend Andy Black whose face was pressed up against the window waiting for the train to move. Andy was the tallest of them all, standing at 5'7" the other two being around 5'5". Each boy had an athletic look to them seeing as each had participated in the different sports teams back at the North American School of Wizardry and the Arts.
"Troy!! I'm bored, entertain me…are you even listening to me? Fine I'll poke your dad until he wakes up." The young black haired boy said reaching over to the other side of the train cabin to poke the older man sitting across from him.
"Oliver Andrew Black, you poke him I honestly will tell everyone you still sleep with that ridiculous stuffed mammoth! Plus we've only been sitting here for 10 minutes." The shaggy blond haired boy, Troy, yelled in a low voice, as not to wake his father, at his best friend.
"Alright I won't do it, and don't call me by my full name…only my mom can do that, but lets do something I'm soooo bored…and hungry lets go forage for food, I feel like foraging." Andy exclaimed while standing and stretching.
"Ah why not," the shortest of the three said doing the same as Andy, "You coming Troy?"
"Yeah Benji I'm coming, Dad isn't going to wake up anytime soon he's still tired from the other night." Troy said following the other two out.
"I still don't see what the big problem is, all I'm saying is that Batman could kick Spiderman's ass. I mean he beat Superman on multiple occasions." Andy explained to the others, as Troy opened the door to the compartment.
"Yeah ok. It's agreed but I mean…..ummm hey. Uhhh who are you?" Benji asked looking at the three teens sitting in their compartment.
"Oh sorry we thought that this was free, we can move" The bushied haired girl suggested as she started to get up.
"What no don't be silly it's ok as long as you allow us to join you?" Andy said using his "charm" to make the girl smile and blush then asked "And may I ask your name…s?"
"Oh, yes of course, I'm Hermione Granger that with the red hair and the funny look on his face is Ron Weasley and that is Harry Potter…and you are?" Hermione answered then asked in return as Troy and Benji sat down in the remaining seats.
"Well I am Benji Pettigrew, that's Troy Lupin with the blond hair and yes that's Troy's dad who is being a party pooper by sleeping," Benji supplied but was cut off by Andy mumbling as he sat on the floor seeing as there were no empty seats left "Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you" then laughing at his own stupid joke.
"As Benji was saying that over there laughing to himself is Andy Black." Andy just smiled and waved "And yes my father is Sirius Black, but I have not seen him since the night he sold your parents out to ol'whats his name….Moldyshort and killed Benji over there's Old Man." Looking at Harry, Ron and Hermione's faces.
"You're not afraid to say his name?" Ron asked
"Who's name?"
"You-know-who."
"No I don't know who's, that's why I'm asking?"
"You-know-who!"
"Un-ho-Choy!" Andy exclaimed making Benji, Harry and Troy laugh.
"Just say it Ron, Andy he means Voldemort." Harry cleared up while still laughing.
"Oh uh yeah, what the point in being afraid of a name, just say it its not like the dude is gunna show up right now and slit my throat. Any who I wasn't finished explain about my dad so I just wanna clear that up, so yeah, no I'm not going to help father dearest get ya, believe me. I dislike him quite a lot actually. I mean after what he did, pshhh I wanna talk to him as much as I want my spine pulled out of my throat. He's the reason we had to move to England and go to your school. Andy finished his rant smiling. "So we cool now, friends and all that Jazz?"
"Yeah I guess, so what school did you guys go?" Harry asked
"North American School of Wizardry and the Arts." Troy supplied looking up from his book. That started a long conversation on the adventure the two groups had gone on, mindful of the volume for the sleeping professor.
"…and Mr.Gunthry yelled at us for weeks after we took our mattresses down the main staircase, it was so much fun we should do it sometime." Andy finished his story through laughter just as the door to the cabin opened only to have Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle walk in.
"We'll look who it is, Potty and the Weasel"
"Sweet Jesus, a-ha-ha-ha, its Captain Albino, ha-ha-ha, uh chocking, ok now I'm good." Andy said.
"Andrew! And every body wonders why you get kicked out of stores and other public places." Troy muttered with a smile.
"Who are you three?" Malfoy asked with a sneer.
"I, good albino sir, am the Duchess of York but you can call me Betty" Andy stood and said with a flourished bow.
"And I Be the Almighty Coconut God, bow down before me, or I shall beat you with my rubber chicken, DO NOT DISOBEY THE CHICKEN!!" Troy yelled getting into his mischievous side but quieted when his father stirred.
"And I'm going to sit here quietly and not say anything." Benji muttered slowly "oh and that is Professor R.J Lupin."
Malfoy's eyes narrowed and walked out with his goons following behind.
"Who is that little shit, just looking at him makes me wanna smash he face in with a brick." Andy asked.
"That was Draco Malfoy; he's a huge jerk, always making fun of my family and Hermione being muggleborn" Ron explained.
"That's Total bogus, and your muggleborn, coolio." Benji said "any who tell us a story about Hogwarts."
The conversation started up again until the train stopped suddenly and Andy's face smashed into the little side table in the cabin. "OWW! Fuck! That hurt." Everyone laughed beside Hermione, who did not approve of Andy's choice of words.
"We can't be there already can we? My dad said we wouldn't be there until like 5 its only 3:45." Troy said as he got up to check Andy's head, but tripped over him when the lights went out.
"Jee, never knew you felt that way Troy." Andy laughed then his voice turned dark, "Now get off me."
"There's something moving out there" Ron said "I think people are coming aboard"
The compartment door suddenly opened and someone fell in.
"Hi Neville…and Ginny is that you?"
"Yeah can we sit in here?"
"Sure….Not here I'm here"
"Oops sorry."
"Come here, on the floor, I'll keep you safe my names…"
"Andy, not now."
"Fine"
"Boys, Shut it, now!"
"Sorry Dad." Andy and Troy harmonized.
"Good Lord what the hell is that!" Benji yelled pointing to the door where a cloaked figure had started to open it. The figures raspy breath sent shivers down everyone's spines as everything became cold and Harry started to go into a fit then passed out.
"Wakey, wakey eggs and Bake-y."
"Benji you're an idiot"
"Troy…Harry are you ok?" Lupin asked Harry after sending a reproachful look at his son.
"What happened to me?" Harry asked in reply.
"Well, you sort of went rigid. We thought maybe you were having a fit or something" Ron answered
"Did any of you, you know, pass out?" Harry curiously asked as a blush graced his face.
"No... I felt weird though, like I'd never be cheerful again." Ron supplied.
"But someone was screaming... a woman..."
"No one was screaming, Harry." Hermione said with a worried look in her eyes
"Not unless you count Troy." Ron laughed
"I did not scream, I yelled in a very high pitch thank you very much." Troy shot back.
Professor Lupin explained what the dementor was doing on the train and made sure everyone was alright.
"Well that's great and all, and it's good to hear you're ok HP sauce but if you'll excuse me I need to go change my pants but I might as well get into my uniform." Andy said as he stood up and left the compartment.
"Charming as always isn't he, here eat this, you'll feel better. I have to go talk to the drivers." Lupin then left as well but not before he turned and told the rest to get changed since they would be arriving in 25 minutes.
The sorting hat had finished its song and Professor McGonagall hand started calling the names of the new first years. Once this was complete she did not sit down and there were three more students left standing in the great hall.
"This year," Professor Dumbledore started "We have three new students joining us this year. They come from North American School of Wizardry and the Arts and are starting their third year with us; I hope you all get along quite nicely."
"Troy Lupin" McGonagall called.
Troy walked up and sat on the stool, apprehension written all over his face as the hat started to whisper to him.
"A smart lad you are, aren't you…well suited for Raven claw, but an air of mischief surrounds you, much like your father you are. Very brave indeed. Better be GRYFFINDOR!" Troy had visibly relaxed as he took off the hat and sat beside Ron and Ginny at their table as they all clapped and cheered.
"Benjamin Pettigrew" Benji a lot like Troy, walked up nervously looking quickly behind him to see Andy's face urging him to go faster as he mouthed 'I really need to pee'. Benji laughed and earned a look from everyone.
"Ha, sorry my bad." Benji quickly apologized.
"Not much like your father are you boy? No, not at all afraid. You're an easy placement. GRYFFINDOR!" The cheering was defining as Benji sat across from Troy and in-between Harry and Hermione.
"Where were you guys?"
"We had to talk to McGonagall. Congrates on making it to the best house."
"Thanks."
"Oliver Black." The hall went silent; the only sound was of Andy's lucky converse walking to the stool. Everyone waited on a bated breath as Andy sat down and the hat was placed on his head.
"Another brave one I see, also you're quite intelligent, but you have a heard time concentrating."
"Thanks for the recap on what my counselor said, can we just get to where you yell out the house name, make this awkward silence go a lot faster." Andy thought sarcastically.
"A funny one too, just like your father…"
"I'M NOTHING LIKE MY FATHER!" Andy yelled out loud his face clouded with anger, the room became even more quite then it was before, usually you would hear a cricket at this time but they (the crickets) were too embarrassed to do so.
"He-he, awkward turtle?" Andy said bringing his hands over top of the other and twiddling his thumbs. Laughter from the Gryffindor table made all the heads turn towards the two other new boys.
"Andy you're an idiot" Troy tried to say through tears of mirth.
"Gryffindor…" the hat called out. It itself was confused as Black walked to sit beside his friends and smiled.
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts! I have a few things to say to you all, and one of them is very serious (A/N- this is what Dumbledore actually says and I found it punny because the dementors are after Sirius…yeah ill shut up now) I think it is best to get it out of the way before you become befuddled by our excellent feast. As you all will be aware after their search of the Hogwarts Express, our school is presently playing host to some of the Dementors of Azkaban, who are here on Ministry of Magic business. They are stationed at every entrance to the grounds, and while they are with us, I must make it plain that nobody is to leave school without permission. Dementors are not to be fooled by tricks or disguises -- or even Invisibility Cloaks" Troy, Andy and Benji noticed that the old dude sent Harry a pointed look then continued to prattle on about the dementors and blah, blah, blah.
"On a happier note, I'm pleased to welcome two new teachers to our ranks this year."
"Hold off on the cheering dudes" Troy instructed "Wait till the beardy dude…"
"Professor Dumbledore" Hermione corrected
"Thanks, Professor Dumbledore has said the job post." Troy continued to instruct.
"Firstly, Professor Lupin, who has kindly consented to fill the post of Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher." Cat-calls and whistles could be heard from the three boys over the luke-warm applause.
"WE'RE NOT WORTHY!" Benji yelled out. Professor Lupin smiled and shook his head at the boys, who started to quiet down, but not until…
"I LOVE YOU LUPIN!!" Lupin looked to Dumbledore for permission to answer.
"Thank you Mister Black." Lupin responded with a chuckle then sat down.
"As to our second new appointment. I am delighted to say that our own Rubeus Hagrid will be taking on the as our Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Let the Feast begin!" Dumbledore finished and sat down. The Golden plates filled. Troy, Benji and Andy's eyes all lit up at the sight of all the food, then started to dig in.
"How do you all eat so much, I mean your all skinny." Hermione inquired.
"Skinny yet ripped, if you wanna we could arrange a time and place if you wanna see." Andy shot back with a wink. Hermione did not blush this time.
"No thanks" She said looking disgusted.
"DE-NIED" Troy and Benji laughed.
"You'll rue the day you denied me, I have a body like a battle-axe." Andy said.
"Suuuuure." Hermione responded.
"Hey Andy, why did they call you Oliver?" Ron asked.
"My actual name is Oliver Andrew but honestly I will break your fingers,…joking but not really." The conversation continued on from there and up to the dorms.
"Night Ya'll"