How To Annoy The Animatronics

A Five Nights At Freddy's One-Shot

Suggestions Will Be Taken Without Question

A Lot Of Swearing 15+ Yes, I'm talkin' to you... ya rebel

Foxy

1) Shout that pirates are fucking lame/retarted etc

Reaction: "...YOUR FACE IS RETARTED."

2) Say that he is forever alone whilst playing the song 'Mr. Lonely' in the background

Reaction: sniffle...sob...

3) Say that Mangle is a better pirate than he will ever be

Reaction: "FAK YOU BIATCH." puts on le hook, eyepatch & boards the ship

4) Scream in his face that his booty is so bad and that's the reason why he goes after everybody else's

Reaction: "Don't make me come and show you the MAJESTICNESS, THE SUPREME FUCKIN' POWER OF THIS-" bleeeeeep

5) Sing... WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY CHACHACHACHACHAHCHOW CHAHCAHCHCHOW AWAPWPAPWAPA HATEE HATEE HO OHEIEFUEIFHEIF

Reaction: has stopped working

Okii guys, who should be next?