Ah yeah guys! I've been meaning to get some more of my stories up but I'm do damn lazy to do so… and yet here this is…anyway I'm really terrible at writing comedy, but I needed a break from depressing-ness I basically had a really weird dream that sort of turned into this, my first published crack-fic… well its not really crack.. like I said I'm no good at writing comedy anyway enjoy!

It was just a prank… right? I had to admit it was a pretty damn hilarious thing to see at first, but to see it become this? Well, hell anything is possible now! But, I guess you have no freakin' idea what I'm talking about right? Lets just say we have a freakin' moody Allen and a joyfully pissed Kanda… that made no sense, but whatever!

- One month earlier-

"Hey Lena- lady!" I sang as I ran down the hall towards my Chinese friend.

"Hey Lavi what's up?" She smiled, with a clipboard in her hand. I would of hugged her right then and there if I wouldn't have been impaled by one of Komui's creations. Lol, that rhymed. Try saying that ten times fast Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, Komui's creations, hehe.(1)

"I'm sooo booooored!" I groaned, "Wanna help me play a prank on Allen-chan?"

She sighed and put her hand on her hip. Her annoyed look changed to a smirk. "This better be more elaborate than dying his hair… again."

"Ne ne! I promise it'll be ten times more fun than that!" I grinned madly as she raised a questioning eyebrow at me. "This time we'll add in Yuu-chan to the mix!" Her eyes widened to the size of plates.

"What do you have in mind?" She asked eagerly. I told her the base of my plans and a huge grin spread across her face. Soon enough she was dragging me down to the lab.

"Nii-san!" She said in sickly sweet tone that I knew would never be used for good. "Could Lavi borrow the lab for a little bit?"

"Oh? Why?" Komui, raised his head from the mound of papers he was resting it on.

"Research! Uh Panda-jiji wants me to familiarize myself with different scientific uh stuff…" I made up a lame excuse.

"If you want to play a prank on some one that's fine by me," Lavi look at his supervisor in shock. " Just don't destroy the Order." He said calmly.

"H-how did you know?" I asked

"I could tell my sweet sister wanted something of the sort and with you I knew it had to be some kind of mischief" he pushed up his glasses. "How may I be of assistance?" there was a glint of evil in his eyes. A few minutes later Komui knew the plan and was pulling out different bottles and containers.

"You should be able to find something useful out of these." Komui laid the armfuls out in front of us.

I smiled like the Cheshire cat " Time to get to work!"

Well… I hope you guys liked it! It will get… interesting in the next few chapters… just so you know!

(1) um… I said that once and my friend keep repeating it aaaaaaall day! I got pretty freakin annoyuing!