Thank Merlin Harry's a boy
I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does. In this harry will be a girl name Harriet but called harry. Once you read this you will laugh. This was thought up by me and a couple of friends.
`The scene starts out like the movie all the way up to the part Hagrid tells Harry what Lily and James were.
"Well 'Arriet, ya're a witch," the burly man said with a serious face.
"I'm a what?" the little girl asked incredulously.
"A witch," Hagrid stated.
"Beg your pardon," the scrawny girl said.
"A witch," Hagrid repeated, oblivious to the girls' reason for disbelief.
"How dare you!" Little Harriet screamed.
"What?" Hagrid, all to confused now, questioned.
"How dare you insult me in such a demeaning way!" Harry yelled at the half giants' confusion.
"But ya are 'Arry," the man tried to explain.
"Beg your pardon, but what gives you the right to call me that?"
"Let me 'plain it from the beggin'n," suggested Hagrid.
"Ya can do magic, your parents could do magic, ya're a girl, thus ya're a witch," Hagrid explained smiling.
"Why I never have been so insulted in my whole life!"
"No, I mean ya can do magic."
"That sure explains a lot," the onixed haired girl smiled.
"Thus ya're a witch."
"Again with the insult!"
"Screw this to bloody Merlin, ya Can do magic, lets leave it at that!" Hagrid angrily shouted.
"Bloody hell, you insult me, then just say never mind, why I never," Harriet pouted.