My boyfriend's back
Palisades Park
It's my party
Leader of the Pack
Tired of waiting for you
What I like about you
Wild thing
Twist and Shout
I'm into something good
Sugar, Sugar
Girl, you've really got me
A/N: While I was looking for some intense songs for my karaoke Crossing Jordan fanfiction, I had a really good idea, well actually, it probably isn't good at all, but ohwell when has that ever stopped me? hopefully it will be a bit humorous, although I don't know if anyone will know these songs… they're all from like the fifties and sixties, and maybe some seventies, era's I absolutely love haha. Yeah, my friend and I made some poodle skirts and we entered the talent show at the fair, dragging one of our guy friends along with us haa and I sang and they acted it out, and we one first place hahahahahaha ohgood times. So anyways, here it is. Warning: it will not make too much sense, it will be out of character, and plain silly
Ha, ps: I write really random, off topic authors notes. Haha, yeah I'm very, extremely hyper right now. Snow days will do that to you.
PPS: haha, pps, anyways, just to clarify, it's kind of a jumble of times. Tina and Warrick aren't married in it, but they're in a serious relationship, somewhere around engagement and just like relationship ish ness haha I know that they weren't really engaged and just kind of got married haha but still k.
Disclaimer: I own no characters, no songs, and no anything, except the silly ideas, they are mine.
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"Hey, come on in!" Catherine smiled at Sara, who had just arrived.
"Nice decorations Cath," Sara observed, stepping into the house and looking around, then cringing. "Does it get any louder than this?"
"The night is just starting." Catherine laughed.
"That's what I was afraid of." Sara shook her head and chuckled as she took off her jacket. "You look great Catherine."
"So do you, we should have parties like this more often." Catherine decided. It had all started the previous week…
"We hardly hang out outside of work anymore." Nick complained. It was a slow night, and they were sitting around in the break room talking.
"I know." Catherine nodded in agreement. She missed the times when the used to all just go out for dinner and have fun. Things changed a bit after Warrick got serious.
"We should do something, all of together, soon." Warrick suggested.
"Definitely!" Greg agreed, "We should have a party!"
"Of course you would want to have a party." Sara shook her head.
"It's a good idea!" Nick agreed, "It'll be a costume party."
"A costume party?" Sara cringed, not liking the idea.
"Sounds like fun to me!" Catherine agreed.
"I'm in if Tina can come." Warrick nodded.
"We can have it at my place." Catherine offered, "Now about these costumes…"
"We need something good." Greg said, "A theme, maybe?"
"Ooh! What about the beach! I've always wanted to decorate my house for a beach party!" Catherine suggested.
"You're the hostess," Nick shrugged, not protesting.
"What would you wear to a beach party?" Sara cringed, not sure she wanted to know.
"Well, bathing suits, I'd say." Greg laughed, "It's always fun dancing in bathing suits."
"For you." Catherine laughed, "Come on Greg, everyone knows you just want to see Sara in a bikini…"
And that is how Catherine and Sara ended up in Catherine's hallway, in their bikinis with deafening music filling their ears. "Greg is going to have a heart attack when he sees you." Catherine laughed to Sara, who just blushed in return. In truth, it wasn't Greg she wanted to like her, it was Grissom, but she knew that would never happen, not in the near future anyway.
"Is everyone here yet?" Sara changed the topic.
"Nope, not yet. Greg, Nick, Mia, Archie and you are the only ones here so far, we're in the living room – Greg brought some music."
"I would never have guessed." Sara remarked sarcastically.
"Yeah, well, we were really waiting for you and Grissom to arrive. They were pretty close to starting bets to see, well first off, if you guys would even show up, and then if you'd wear a bathing suit or not." Catherine laughed.
"Thanks." Sara rolled her eyes, but was also wondering what Grissom would show up in, if he showed up. "And you're okay with Warrick and Tina coming?"
"I have to be, don't I?" Catherine shrugged, although she really wasn't. Catherine and Sara had gotten a lot closer lately, and told each other a lot of things they never would have thought they'd be talking about together, such as Catherine's feelings on Warrick's relationship.
"I guess." Sara shrugged as they entered the living room, the music getting louder with every step they took. They both burst out laughing after surveying the room. Obviously, they hadn't followed Catherine's instructions and had gotten into the alcohol before everyone arrived. Greg was dancing around in his swim shorts to some screamo type music he had put in the CD player, and Nick and Mia were flirting on the couch. Archie, by the looks of it, was still sober, and was looking quite frightened while sitting in a chair by the window.
"Hey everyone, look who came." Catherine practically yelled over the music.
"Hey Sara!" Mia exclaimed happily, poking Nick in the chest and telling him something Catherine nor Sara couldn't figure out, but they were certain they heard the words 'she came' and 'owe me' somewhere in there. Archie smiled at her, a gesture in which she returned, but Greg was so lost in the music and his dancing that he didn't notice, or hear, Sara's arrival, and continued wildly dancing. Sara decided to mess with him, and since she was in costume, and at this party with her friends, she decided to stop worrying about what she did so much. Walking up to Greg, who had his back to her, she lazily placed her hands on his waist, making him spin around to face her. His jaw dropped when he saw Sara, the fixation of his affections of late, standing there clad in only a bikini and a sheer skirt/beach wrap sort of thing, looking more desirable than ever. She winked at him, then moved her hand gracefully up to his face and closed his jaw, which had been hanging open. Smiling seductively at him, she turned and walked back to where Catherine was trying her hardest to suppress giggles, and failing miserably. Greg couldn't take his eyes off her. Her bathing suit was almost as revealing as Catherine's, who was wearing a string bikini, and showing off her body, which she had kept in prime shape since her dancing days.
"Do we have to listen to this music all night?" Sara whined to Catherine who shook her head instantly.
"No way, not a chance." Catherine smiled, "Only until everyone get's here… I made a deal with Greg."
"Nice." Sara commented, "I think that's the door again."
"Do you mind getting it?" Catherine asked, "I want to make sure everything stays in control here."
"Not at all, be right back." Sara replied before heading off towards the front entrance of Catherine's house. Pulling open the door, she cringed the slightest bit as the cold air hit her and was relieved that she had answered the door and not Catherine, because somewhere in between ringing the doorbell and Sara opening the door, Tina and Warrick had become engaged in a make out session, which Sara was a bit grossed out by, and a bit upset by, for Catherine's sake, not her own, but glad that she was the witness to this event and not Catherine. She cleared her throat loudly.
"Oh uh, hey Sara." Warrick smiled sheepishly at her before taking Tina's hand and stepping inside. "Nice bikini." He laughed, "Greggo still alive?" Sara just smiled, she was already tired of the jokes she'd heard about Greg liking her, she didn't care if he did, she only cared about Grissom. "You remember Tina right?"
"Yeah, hello." Sara had to force a small smile at the woman who had caused her close friend so much grief, but felt a bit guilty for not being happy for Warrick, who was another one of her close friends.
"Hi," Tina smiled back at Sara, a bit nervous about this whole party thing. She wasn't sure how much some of Warrick's co-workers, and friends, liked her, especially the girls.
"Greg brought his CD's, huh?" Warrick smiled, trying to break a bit of the unexplained tension in the air between Tina and Sara.
"Yeah," Sara nodded, "Unfortunately. But Catherine made a deal with him. As soon as everyone gets here, no more Greggo music."
"Nice." Warrick was glad that they wouldn't be listening to music that was impossible to dance to, well if you weren't Greg, all night, but also a little nervous upon hearing Catherine's name. It was no secret the two of them had feelings for each other, and he could tell she didn't like Tina at all.
"Oh, let me take your coats." Sara insisted after realizing they still had them on.
"Isn't this Catherine's house?" Warrick joked as he took off his coat, revealing a well sculpted, bare upper body and a pair of pink swimming shorts.
"Nice shorts." Sara commented with a giggle.
"Bet." Warrick mumbled.
"That's how I ended up in a bikini." Sara admitted with another laugh. "Come on, let's get into the living room."
"Hey Sara, you coming back or what?" They heard Catherine call from somewhere down the hall.
"Yeah, Warrick and Tina just got here." Sara called back, giving Catherine fair warning about who had arrived. Sara led the way down the hall which the living room was at the end of. Catherine was sitting next to Archie, giggling at something he had said. Sara knew that she was just trying to make Warrick and Tina think she didn't care they were a couple, but Warrick and Tina obviously didn't get that vibe as they sat down next to Nick and Mia on the large couch. Sara made her way over to where Catherine was sitting with Archie. "So who has yet to arrive other than Grissom?"
"Well, Sofia, I invited David, but I'm not sure if he's coming, Hodges knows about it, who knows if he'll show up or not, Al Robbins and his wife were invited, but they aren't coming, can't blame them, you know?" Catherine chuckled, glancing over several times to look at Warrick and Tina while she talked. Archie had gotten disinterested in the conversation, but sat there politely, hoping that David came so he'd have someone to talk to, since Greg was a little preoccupied with his dancing, Catherine was obviously jealous of Warrick and Tina, and Sara couldn't wait for Grissom to arrive. Just then, the doorbell rang and both Catherine and Sara left to answer it.
"Everyone better get here soon, or I'm going to kill Greg, and his music." Sara told Catherine who just smiled at her, shaking her head. Warrick couldn't help but glance over at Catherine and Sara as they left the room, laughing together like the best of friends, which they seemed to be these days. It surprised him how close they'd gotten after what seemed like years of quarreling. He also couldn't help but notice how amazing Catherine looked in that bikini. It looked similar to the ones the rest of the girls, including Tina, were wearing, but Catherine looked so much better in his eyes, which he knew was wrong, since well, Tina was his girlfriend and Catherine wasn't, but he just couldn't help it. He sat quietly, smiling while Tina made conversation with Mia, with Nick adding comments here and there. Warrick figured Nick and Mia were going out, and if they weren't they would be soon. Moments later, Sara and Catherine reappeared looking very happy and shouting, "Greg, turn your music off! Everyone's here!" Greg groaned and stopped dancing.
"Aw, do I have to? My music is much better than any music you could put on." He complained.
"CD, out, now!" Catherine told him with a smirk, "Deal's a deal."
"Wait! Where are they? I don't see anyone new here." Greg pointed out.
"They're coming." Sara reassured him. "Now turn your music off."
"Fine." He pouted, walking over to the CD player and pressing eject. "But you better have some damn good music."
"Oh, we do." Catherine smirked.
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Super bad? Super confusing? Not that bad? Let me know, PLEASE! Should I bother continue with it? Or is this kind of writing really just not my thing hahahaha. K, thanks!