IM with the Cullens

by Sam the Ant Ha

Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk. Permanent hiatus.

1. Annoying Little Pixie

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Twilight.

Hope you enjoy... please review! :)

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Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash: Jacob

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MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Hello, love.

MsFallsAlot: Uh, hi?

DoIDazzleU: It's me, Bella. Edward.

MsFallsAlot: Oh! Hi!

MsFallsAlot: And yes, you do dazzle me.

DoIDazzleU: *chuckles* You told me so. Did you want to go to the meadow tomorrow?

MsFallsAlot: The meadow? Uh, I have plans.

DoIDazzleU: Plans!? With who!?

MsFallsAlot: Um....

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU: Me. She has plans with me, Edward.

DoIDazzleU: She does?

MsFallsAlot: I do? Who are you?

ICanCU: It's me, Alice. Gosh your slow Bella. And you do have plans with me.

MsFallsAlot: Oh! *nervous laugh* Yeah, I have plans, sorry.

DoIDazzleU: I feel like I'm being lied too.

ICanCU: You don't feel anything, that's Jasper's power.

MsFallsAlot: Yeah, so do whatever it is vampires do when they're turned down.

ICanCU: Yes, go sulk in your misery Edward.

DoIDazzleU: *mutters* Annoying little pixie...

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Thanks Alice. I owe you.

ICanCU: You do. Tomorrow we go shopping.

MsFallsAlot: But I have plans!

ICanCU: You had plans, now you have new plans. *giggles*

MsFallsAlot: *grumbles* Annoying little pixie...

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: *waits*

OffTheLeash: Hello? Bella, you on?

ICanCU: You aren't Jazzy...

OffTheLeash: And you aren't Bella... wait are you?

ICanCU: *grins evilly* DUH! Hey... you...

OffTheLeash: Oh! Hey, Bells... what's up with the s/n?

ICanCU: I can...see really well. I just went to the eye docter today. He said I had 20/20 vision.

OffTheLeash: Cool. So you still coming to the bonfire tomorrow?

ICanCU: Bonfire? Where?

OffTheLeash: La Push... remember? I'm bringing my friends...

ICanCU: Oh yeah, totally wouldn't miss it for the world.

OffTheLeash: Alright, I'll see you, Bells.

ICanCU: Yeah, later... you.

OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.

ICanCU: OH EDWARD!!!

ICanCU has left the chatroom.