Once you go blue…
When Dr. Manhattan came back from Mars, or wherever the fuck he wants to be, he thought to himself "Man I never get the bitches no more! What the fuck YOLO bitch!"
It just so happened that she-hulk was on the same street that he happened to be on too. Because Dr. Manhattan has a colour fetish (don't forget he is blue too) and you don't find many obscurely coloured women, he thought "fuck it, I am gonna get laid honey boo-boo. YOLO MOTHA FUCKA". So he telepathically teleported next to her. "Hey baby, you got any plans later?"
"Well considering I am a lawyer, I am really busy and I am in need of a break. Why did you have dinner in mind?"
"Yeah, you could say that. I need a break from fucking saving the world and everything being as I am like totally unstoppable."
"Ok, where did you have in mind?"
"How about my place?"
"Well..."
She hulk cut off mid-sentence as Dr. Manhattan teleported them to a bedroom with a heart shaped bed and lots of red candles. She Hulk was confused as this room was eerily similar to Frank West's. "Oh well, I wasn't planning on sleeping with you Dr. Manhattan."
"Come on, you have given your dusty, cobwebbed minge enough of a break. Let me spring clean your vagina with my big blue duster"
"Well, I do agree it hasn't been used since Phoenix Wright got me confused with Twilight Sparkle at the Halloween costume party."
"Yeah baby, let's get freaky"
Dr. Manhattan telepathically removed their clothes so they were now butt naked on his bed. Now She Hulk knew it was too late go back now and decided to give it a break from women.
"Come on baby, climb on my cobalt splurge cannon".
She Hulk climbed on his baby maker and it slid in with ease (considering the fact of how wet she is over him) She was groaning a little as Dr. Manhattan was thrusting back and forth lightly. She hulk was suddenly shouting from a great orgasm, given to her by Dr. Manhattan's blueberry Popsicle which was now 5 feet long. There was one final shout as Dr. Manhattan reached his climax and his one eyed alien splurged a gallon of spunk which was now oozing out of She Hulks tight, Emerald minge. Than the thrill was so great, his ecto plasm was pouring out of her mouth.
"Let's take it to the back door"
"Yes sir" She Hulk groaned with excitement.
Dr. Manhattan flipped She Hulk over so now his aqua, 3rd leg was facing her green rosebud and was now penetrating for the first time.
"Oh yeah baby, I don't think that will fit"
"I am sure if I work it more it will"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Dr. Manhattan's love muscle was now deeply penetrating her starfish and Dr. Manhattan was getting a bit too carried away. His schmuck was now 10 foot long in her fart machine and it was ripping her body into two pieces onto the floor. He was now looking at what he had done in dis belief and that was when a tsunami of man milk covered the bedroom. He then decided to dump the body on the sun.
"That is too much excitement for one day. It was a good job it was only She Hulk I killed otherwise somebody would actually realise she has gone. Oh well that is enough Poon tang for one century."
Frank West then returned to his apartment after paying Chun-Li for her "services" only to find his room covered in blue spunk.
The END… For Now….
Written by Shotgun Penguin