Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy VII
ARSF: Hello everyone. This is a little oneshot I came up with while I was making Roxas Time 7. This is going to be awesome! Enjoy.
Outside AVALANCHE Mansion-
Narrator: Cloud was leaving the front door when he remembered to do something.
Cloud: Tifa! I'm going to Costa De Sol! And you're in charge!
Tifa: OKAY!
Costa De Sol Beach-
Narrator: Cloud was sitting on his yellow Beach chair. When his Cell phone rang. He picked up the phone and opened it up. It was Tifa. He answered it.
Cloud: What's up, Tifa?
Tifa: THERE'S FANBOYS TRYING TO TAKE DIGITAL PICTURES OF MY BOOBS!
Cloud: Where's Zack?
Tifa: Too busy making out with Aerith.
Cloud: What about Barret?
Tifa: He's at the park with Marlene.
Cloud: What about Cid?
Tifa: He's too busy making out with Shera.
Cloud: What about Vincent?
Tifa: Vincent, Lucrecia, and Hojo are running from Sephiroth.
Cloud: What about Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Red XIII?
Tifa: Red XIII is eating Cait Sith's Moogle. And Yuffie and Cait Sith are trying to get him off.
Cloud: No shit.
Tifa: Yes, Shit.
Cloud: Call Rufus.
5 Minutes Later-
Tifa: CLOUD!
Cloud: What?
Tifa: The Fanboys are dead.
Cloud: Good.
When Cloud gets Home-
Tifa: OH CLOUD I LOVE YOU!
THE END-
ARSF: Wow pretty short. It will take a while to write Roxas time. And there will be a sequel.