A.J: Hello everyone, I'm glad you could all whiteness this great event. Today we're going to play a little game that will showcase the greatest rivalries between our contestants and get a little entertainment at the same time.
Let me welcome our players:
Crash Bandicoot
Aku Aku
Coco Bandicoot
Crunch Bandicoot
Neo Cortex
N. Gin
Uka Uka
Dingodile
Nitrus Brio
Nina Cortex
Pinstripe Potoroo
Tawna
Pasadena O'Possum
This is how the game will work, I will spin this giant wheel. On the wheel there are two circles, one spinning clockwise and the other spinning counter-clockwise. The circle spinning clockwise will determine who picks the dares, and the one spinning counter-clockwise will determine our victim.
Ok, is everyone ready?
All: Yeah (in monotone)
Neo Cortex: Wait, can you explain the rules again?
A.J: Sure
Cortex: Really?
A.J: No, ok first spin! (Spinning the wheel)
Results:
Darer: Crash Bandicoot
Victim: Pinstripe Potoroo
All: ohhhhhhhh…
A.J: I love my job
A.J: Hey, Pinstripe (Whispering to him)
Pinstripe: What?
A.J: PAYBACK IS A BITCH!
-End-
Author's Note: Ok, this is where you, the readers, get to decide what Crashwill make Pinstripe do, I don't care how weird and perverse it might be, if you want to see it happen, all you have to do is say so in the comment box.
Your fellow writer,
A.J Penn