Here is the first chapter of my Gintama fic!~ I have a pretty good grasp of these characters so I am less likely to fail or offend anyone. Also I plan to include Kamui, Kagura, Okita, and I might add in some others. Anyhow, thanks for checking this out! It means a lot. ^.^

"Bye Mom! I'm going to school now!", our main character, Chihiro shouted as she bolted through the open door. It was her first day of high school and she needed to hurry or she was going to be late.

Chihiro ran outside, a piece of toast hanging out her mouth, bouncing as she moved. Quickly she turned a corner and CRASH!~

Chihiro had run smack into a stranger! She fell down from the impact, losing her toast in the process.

"I'm so sorry! Let me help you up."The stranger hovered over her, his hand extended.

*Insert sparkling background*

Graciously, Chihiro took his hand. He pulled her up, allowing Chihiro to get close to him.

Hmm, he smells like apples~ Don't think about it! He'll think you're creepy! Trying to shake his wonderful, distracting smell from her thoughts, she realized that she hadn't even apologized for running into him! She began bowing, apologizing, and trying to explain all at once.

"I'm so so so so sorry! I didn't mean to run into you! I overslept, and I'm late for school, and I only grabbed toast for breakfast…" Her toast laying on the ground nearby caught her eye,"Oh my goodness! My toast! It fell on the ground! Do you think I can still eat it? How long has it been? Is the five-second rule still active!? That's all I have for breakfast!"

"Calm down! You're already late aren't you? You should get headed to school. Actually, from your uniform, we go to the same school. Since we are headed to the same place, why don't we go together?"

Chihiro froze and she began to light up. "Really? Thanks! And you go to the same school as me? That's great! My first day and I've already made a friend!"

"Huh? So you're a first-year? I'm a second-year, so that makes me your sempai."

"Cool! It is nice to have such a nice sempai~"

(Narration) What will Chihiro do now? Will their newfound friendship blossom into something greater? Tune in next time for "The Sakura Sings: A Tale of Love and Heartbreak"

"Hmmmmmm….I have stuff to do buuuttttt I really want to know what happens next. One more episode can't hurt."

*12 episodes later*

"Kyaaa~~~ I wish that something so wonderful would happen to me~~ I can't wait to see what happens to Chihiro! Well I better return these to Matako", Mitsuki said cheerfully. She shoved her deep purple hair into a ponytail and went on her way to find Matako. Mitsuki was one of the many people employed by the Harusame and became friends with Matako after the Harusame and the Kiheitai allied themselves.

She walked down the halls, shoujo anime in hand, lost in thought. "All of the guys in shoujo are so perfect, so why aren't the guys in the Harusame and Kiheitai like that?"

"Hey Mitsuki! Are you finished with my 'The Sakura Sings: A Tale of Love and Heartbreak' DVDs?"

Matako's voice snapped her back into reality. "Yeah I'm done! I was coming to return them! They were fantastic! Do you have any other shoujo I can borrow?", Mitsuki said with a huge grin.

"I have a couple more, but you've already seen the majority."

"Hey Matako, I have a question. I need an explanation for something. I don't mean to judge you or anything but I really want to hear your honest to goodness opinion and reasoning for this. You are way more into shoujo than me so I really want to hear your reasoning for this-"

"God Damn Mitsuki! Spit it out!"

"Why do you like Takasugi?"

Matako blushed insanely hard and began to yell and swear but she was so nervous and jittery, that Mitsuki was unable to understand a thing she said. At some point she even pulled out her guns.

"Matako, please don't overreact. I'm not interested in Takasugi, I just wanted to know why you chose him as a love interest."

Attempting to compose herself, she lowered her guns and took deep breaths. In a quiet voice she said,"Don't you think he fits the 'bad-boy-but-actually-sweet' character perfectly? Takasugi-sama would definitely save a small abandoned animal in the rain, and hold it under his coat to shield it from the storm. Can't you just imagine? I know he doesn't mean all of those cruel things he says, he's just a tsundere who doesn't know how to properly express his emotions."

"Now I understand, thank you Matako." Mitsuki handed over the shoujo and went on her way, trying to process what she just heard.

"Is that true? Does Takasugi really fit the character type? Oh! There he is now!"

"Excuse me, Takasugi-sama? Can I have you answer an extremely random question?"

He glances over with an annoyed expression on his face. "Ok, but make it quick. I have a meeting to attend soon."

"Yes sir. If you came across a small abandoned animal on the side of the road and it's raining, what would you do?"

"Wow that is random. I would kill it, or leave it to die from hunger, depends on my mood. Does that answer your question?"

"Yes sir, thank you for your time."Slightly disappointed Mitsuki thought,"Nope, he doesn't fit the character at all. Matako must have been mistaken."

"Where is a place that I can find a perfect shoujo-standard guy? I got it! In the land of shoujo itself! I need to go to Japan! It's on Earth ,right? That's not too far away. I wonder how long I could stay for..why not just start a new life there with a smoking hot shoujo guy? It would suck to fall in love and then have to leave; I don't want to live tragic shoujo! The Harusame is huge, I bet they won't care too much if I leave. "

That night, Mitsuki put on her cutest yukata, emerald green with blue flowers, packed her bags, and headed to Earth. All the while fantasizing about her new shoujo life on Earth.

~New scene~

It had been a couple days since Mitsuki had left towards Earth, and she should be arriving soon. Mitsuki was employed with the Harusame as a spy so she knew too much about the organization to be allowed to live outside of the Harusame's influence.

Kamui sat bored at a long table in a dramatically lit room. The table was shared by a Harusame elder and several higher ups. The higher ups were covered in scars and gave off a menacing aura.

"Kamui. You are to be the one to go look for her. She knows too much about this organization to go free. Go find her, if she resists or tries to escape then I give you permission to kill her.", one of the higher ups said.

"Why do I have to do it? I'm a very busy man, you know. Can't you have a minion do it?", Kamui said in a annoyingly cute voice with a pout on his face.

"Shut up, Kamui. We all know that you have Abuto do your work while you slack off. Anyway, you are one of the most skilled fighters we have. You should be able to get this job done quickly and efficiently, am I correct?"

Kamui freezes, realizing that he can't get out of this one.

"Fine. I'll go get her. You have her coordinates, right?"

"Of course we do.", says the higher up, as he pulls up a map. It was of Earth, then it zoomed onto Japan, then to Edo, and finally to Kabuki-cho.

Every time the map zoomed closer, Kamui's face got brighter.

With a huge, stupid grin on his face, Kamui says, "This is going to be fun~~!"

"He must be thinking of his sister~3", all of the higher ups thought in unison. Their eyes sparkled as they imagined Kamui and his sister's loving, heartfelt reunion~

Kamui walked out the door thinking, "I might get the chance to fight that silver haired samurai~" Followed byhorrible, bloody fantasies depicting all of the different ways the samurai could be killed.

A person would have never have thought that such gruesome, sinister thoughts were behind such a sweet smile.