p style="text-align: left;"This is my entry for the fanfic contest. Hope you like it ^_^br /br /strongPART I - FOREPLAY/strongbr /br /- There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know... Here, take my /br /Chrom's muscular arm pulls the unconscious man up from the /br /- 'Morning! utters /br /The man is now fully aware and in possession of his senses. He hears Chrom ask his name, only to respond that he can't say his name out loud because of an ancient curse. Something to do with a place called "Valla".br /br /This man's name?br /br /Amos Bitch 69br /br /*camera pulls back from his gargantuan bulge as the credits appear to the blaring trumpets of Bitch's theme song*br /br /- What a cool name O_O, Lissa saysbr /br /- I know, I made it myself, replies /br /- What about your parents? asks /br /- My parents...br /br /His face bends downwards, his hair casting a shadow over his eyes, not unlike Sasuke would do in /br /... are DEAD!br /br /And with this Neil DeGrasse Tyson-esque reveal, Chrom and his sister's hearts start pounding fast. Bitch takes a cigar out of his pocket and lights it with his own fiery breath. (he's also a dragun btw (NO IT'S NOT THE SAME DRAGUN AS IN ENTER THE GUNGEON YOU FUCKING WEEBS, the draguns are something I came up with before Gungeon did, I swear! It's just that it took me years to get around to writing this fanfic, which was enough for my idea to get stolen, I guess. Anyway, in this fic, a dragun is just gun-wielding dragons. They have dragonstones but they don't have to use them or anything they're just badass scalies ^_^))br /br /- Hey, you want to fight with us? We lead the Shepherds, a group of... articulates /br /However, he's cut off by the sounds of flames in the distance. A nearby village is being torched by brigands!br /br /- No time to talk, we must help them!br /br /- Right, Lissa /br /- /br /A moment of precious silence is shared between the three. Chrom and Lissa turn around to face Bitch's /br /- I'm coming with you /br /Chrom and Lissa are in shock for a moment, Lissa is the first to talk:br /br /- S-sure, you can come along, Mr. /br /- /br /The three companions storm off to the endangered town. Meanwhile, Frederick is watching the conversation from afar. "This man is a little too mysterious a character", he thinks, before teleporting to /br /Chrom looks around to plan for the counter strike when he is interrupted by Bitch violently grabbing both him and Lissa by their /br /- What are you doing, Amos? he /br /- You see, Chrom, everyone is born /br /- Uh?! ejaculates Chrom in /br /- This means that, deep down inside...br /br /Bitch is interrupted by Lissa getting violently smacked against a hard stone wall, causing permanent brain /br /- Oopsie! Anyway, deep down inside, you might still be a little /br /Chrom's eyes open wide in enlightenment. He now becomes woke. Amos drags them both in a mostly intact building. A few minutes pass...br /br /- So you're saying that even though I've diverged into being heterosexual, I can still get in touch with my gay side? inquires /br /- That's what I believe, according the Holy Word of the Great Faggot in the Sky, responds Amos. And I think you should test out that theory with me, big /br /Chrom's heart is beating faster and faster; he is struck by Cupid's arrow and falls in love with Amos. Lissa wakes up from her concussion or whatever and mumbles:br /br /- H-hey, what's uh... what's going on?br /br /Chrom addresses his sister:br /br /- Lissa, would you like to play a round of little imouto dicking down with me?br /br /- Teehee! You know I love to play this game!br /br /Chrom winks at Amos. The latter indibutebly (or however you spell that) understands. Chrom undoes his belt and releases his body from his wretched pants. His virile member is now visibly fully erect and heading towards Lissa's vagina (before you ask, she's not wearing underwear). While Chrom fucks his sister dry, Amos also takes off his pants, freeing his monster cock. 12 inches flaccid, but it quickly hardens as he feasts his eyes on one of the few things that still turns him on: incest. He grabs Chrom's /br /- I love you, /br /Chrom reaches orgasm, filling his brain damaged sister's vagina with sticky, hot semen. As the tip of Amos' cock caresses his rectum, he switches from Lissa's vagina to her cavernous asshole. His hands sweeps across Lissa's buttocks an while the whole of his anus is filled by Amos' gigantic dong. Lissa squeals time after time as her brother becomes more and more violent with his thrusts. Amos starts to grunt as well, with his deep, Vincent Price-esque voice. Between two grunts, he whispers in Chrom's ear:br /br /- I feel as if the Great Faggot wanted /br /He climaxes. Amos' load is so massive that Chrom's asshole overflows with cum as the dragun's dick is pulled out. Chrom orgasms once more. His load is tiny compared to Amos, but Lissa is satisfied. While this happens, Chrom lets out a lengthy, frightening scream of pleasure. (fun fact: that's how the scream at the beginning of Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast was recorded) The floor is now covered in semen. Amos and Chrom kiss on the mouth while Lissa fucks off and /br /"SCORCHED SHITVILLE SAVED BY LOCAL FREDERICK" is the headline of the local newspaper the next day. Frederick singlehandedly whooped the brigands' asses with Chrom nowhere to be seen. Fearing the worst, he searched the debris for days, only for Chrom to return by himself, alone. The lack of Bitch upset him but he decided to cast aside his worries to help Chrom assemble the Shepherds for an upcoming attack on Ragna Ferox's Longfort. br /br /Meanwhile, Bitch is standing alone on top of a hill surrounded by idyllic plains, staring at the red sky. br /br /- What is destiny? Is it an unavoidable outcome dictated by the ever-changing state of the molecules in our brains? Is it someone's set goal that can be attained through making rational decisions using one's own free will? Is it a video game for the PS3 and XBOX 360? Is it, perhaps, something else entirely? Is the mere concept of destiny something so complex that human minds cannot comprehend it? One thing that I seem to know for a fact is real, is the fact that I have no idea as to what destiny really is, and yet, somehow, I feel like our destinies are /br /He /br /- Don't you, Chrom?br /br /The sun sets./p