Isiah: What up?! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What up?!
Isiah: And welcome to How to Stop a War. Now I was going through my old stories and I suddenly came across one of them called Real Life Commercials. And it made me think, let's do another commercial.
Tom: Sure has been a minute since we've done one.
Isiah: Which is why we're doing one right now.
Dave: Man, don't you hate it when you taking a drive or a walk in the city and suddenly you see two street gangs firing guns at each other? I hate that crap too.
Maybe you just had your car repaired and all the sudden, some dumb motherlover kills off your tire.
Or maybe you're enjoying a walk and all the sudden your girlfriend calls you but you can't hear because of the shooting.
Man do I hate that. But let me show you what you gotta do.
You need to CALM. THAT BULLCRAP. DOWN.
That's right, everyone. If you order the David Seville's Ways to Stop a War 4 disk DVD set, I'll teach you how to stop the gang wars in the streets. Here are some examples of somebody messing up. Watch this.
*Darriou tries talking to the gang*
Dave: This motherlover's asking to get shot at trying to talk to those men.
*Darrious dances in front of the gang*
Dave: Look at this fool, what is he doing? Watch the next one, it's my favorite.
*Darriou rides a unicycle and falls off it*
Dave: This motherlover done fell of his unicycle. I hope he got hurt.
*Darrious shoots and kills the gang members with a pistol*
Dave: That's how you stop the gang wars in the streets. Order my David Seville's Ways to Stop a War DVD set and try it risk free for 30 days. And if you call within the next 30 minutes, I'm throwing in the Seville Weapon Set which includes...
9mm Pistol
SWAT Team Sub-Machine gun
12 Gauge Shotgun
AK-47 + scope
Advanced Snipe Rifle
You get all this stuff free with your paid order. And speaking of payment, I know you're tired of those real expensive prices for movies. Like on the first day it's in stores it costs like what? $20 to $30? Well I'm not about that business. You can get your David Seville's Ways to Stop a War DVD set plus the Seville Weapon Set for only $8.99 plus $.99 shipping and handling.
WAIT! There's more!
If you're one of the first 5 callers to order, I'm doubling everything. You get another 4 disk DVD set and another Seville Weapon Set free. So altogether that's...
Two David Seville's Ways to Stop a War DVD sets
Two Seville Weapon Sets
A roughly $5,000 value for only $8.99. I know what you guys are thinking. "This sounds too go to be true."
Well guess what. It is.
Isiah/Tom: Dang!
Isiah: This commercial was pretty nice if you ask me. If you wanna see the 2 Real Life Commercials stories, check them out. They're kinda short I know, but hey, it was a couple of years ago.
Tom: Don't forget to leave a nice review. No flames as always. We hope you've enjoyed this story. If you haven't checked out the latest update to Adventure in the Kingdom: The Last Stand please do so. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until the next story.