Let's Get Original: One Piece

by Leadhammer

I found myself to lazy to write a full story and too scatter-brained to be happy writing about just one character for an extended period of time, so I've decided to write down some of my ideas for use by other people. If you want to use an idea, just contact me and give me a link to the story, since I'd like to read it.

1. Devil Fruits

Devil Fruits:

Logia:

Cola-Cola, Cola: Probably my favorite fruit I've thought of. Basically, you can shake up your arms to launch your punches at high speeds, shake your legs to launch your kicks, shake your entire body and explode, etc. If you add a mint you could make one hit even stronger, you could create a giant bubble to float/fight underwater, turn into a mass of bubbles to move faster. You could do all kinds of things. Ice is capable of hitting it, like rubber on the Rumble-Rumble and water on the Sand-Sand.

Butter-Butter, Butter: Weird? Ooooooh yes. But who doesn't like BUTTER?! So, this fruit would be a weaker Logia, probably would fit well for a good guy, so your character could use it. Basically, it's kind of like Alvida's fruit, where attacks slide off of you. You can also slide around and I thought of this attack for it that I think fits One Piece pretty well; you stick out one arm and grab the wrist, turning your fingers around the wrist into butter. This makes it so your arm slides through and gains speed so it launches out super fast. I was also thinking if you wanted a Gear Two sort of thing; turn into milk. Or cheese. I don't know… And let's say it's weak against heat, as it could melt quite easily. Also, arbitrarily, butter knives can hurt you.

Oil-Oil, Oil: Slick like Alvida, can douse things and set them on fire.

Drip-Drop, Water: Ok, yes, yes, I KNOW that in theory the Water-Water Logia (or Mizu-Mizu for the weeaboos out there, you know who you are!) is over-powered as HELL, but I couldn't really pass up the opportunity to try and make a version of this fruit that WORKS, so here's what I came up with. The fruit is artificial, created by whoever (probably Vegapunk). Now, it is in fact the BEST artificial fruit ever made. Why? Because the user is in complete control of their powers, unlike with other artificial fruits. However, as we all know the reason the Devil Fruits suck is because the user can't go in the water because the sea god hates them. But imagine how the sea god would react if some ass-hole human deliberately MADE a fruit that could control HIS domain? He'd be pissed off! Super pissed off! But, the problem is that this asshole with the fruit can't drown, plus he could just go on land and the Sea King couldn't do anything! So how would the sea god make sure he kept tabs on this guy? By making him unable to go on LAND! Yes, that is my idea. Instead of the SEA weakening you, it's going on solid LAND that does it. Not only that, now that your out at sea ALL THE TIME, EVERY SEA KING, FISHMAN, STORM AND THEIR MOTHER wants your ass dead. So, you will constantly be hounded by every conceivable thing, until you die. Fishmen, Sea Kings, everything will be able to sense you and will attack you relentlessly because it's what the sea god wants. Sure, sea-stone may not work on you, but you could get killed by a rock or clod of dirt fairly easily. So, that's my idea. Hope you like it.

Whiff-Whiff, Perfume: What? What was-? What is-? I hear something. M-ma-man-? Manly? Yes. Something's screaming 'MANLY'. It seems to be... this fruit here. Yes, this fruit just SCREAMS 'MANLY'. Ba-dum-TCH! Basically a fruit that would allow you to turn into a pink gas that produces different smells. Weird and weak but I think it could be fun.

Paramecia:

Pretty-Pretty: Allows you to become so beautiful that your face emits a bright glow, as if it were the face of an angel. The glow is so bright no one can look at it, and if they did their mind may collapse. Give it to an ugly character for some funny situations.

Guts-Guts: You are so DAMN confident and don't know why. Super-humanly confident. Like nothing could go wrong for you. You are, in fact, SO confident that your enemy is REALLY FREAKED OUT by it, and your allies are inspired by it. You're SO confident, you may even be able to stave off DEATH because you don't THINK (THINKING you can do something is for wusses) no you KNOW that you aren't going to die. It's kind of like the Hot-Hot fruit. You literally RADIATE confidence. Your enemies attacks crumple against you because you radiate so much confidence they feel helpless. A/N: You cannot make a weapon out of confidence, it's more like an invisible armor. Hell, you are even SO CONFIDENT, you can become ABSURDLY strong.

Luck-Luck: Yes, another abstract as hell Paramecia. Basically you are extremely lucky. Things just go your way. Ever see that X-Files episode, the Goldberg Variation or whatever? Like that.

Shiver-Shiver: Yes. Yes. Another abstract Paramecia. Invokes fear in your enemy, making them hesitate to attack you. Obviously sounds villainous, which is why I think giving it to a hero could be interesting.

Matter-Matter: Can change the state of matter of what is touched. Similar to the Float-Float, it can be used by things not being directly touched, but merely something you have touched. Cannot turn the entire ocean into a solid, or something. Attacks could be... say... turning a block of air into a solid to use as a wall, turning the ground at the enemy's feet liquid, turning a powerful gust of air into a solid to create a blade. I suppose you could melt yourself or turn yourself into gas. Not sure about plasmas. May be a good idea for a Gear Two.

Xray-Xray: Ability to see anything. Includes abilities such as X-ray vision and lie detection since you can also see through lies. You can always see the truth clearly and see all ways a situation could play out. May even be able to see the future.

Plague-Plague: Ability to spread anything like a virus, whether it be fear, pain or even laughter.

Ship-Ship: Ability to turn into a Transformers-esque ship-human, and into a fully fledged ship. Granted, not a big one, but a ship.

Zoan (Standard):

Rabbit-Rabbit; Model Kangaroo:

Zoan (Carnivorous):

Human-Human; Model Zombie:

Badger-Badger: *Insert obligatory Honey Badger joke here*

Zoan (Ancient):

Saur-Saur; Model Brontosaurus: Kind of like Kaku's giraffe, only ANCIENT and therefore BETTER! A/N: I hold no grudge against giraffes, GIRAFFES on the other hand, hold an ancient grudge against ME, but that's another story.

Saur-Saur; Model Triceratops:

Zoan (Mythical):

Human-Human; Model Heracles: Ok, this is just a stupid little idea I had. I mean; there's a Human-Human fruit that turns you into Buddha, and Buddhism isn't a thing in One Piece, so why not some stuff from Greek Mythology? I just liked the idea of turning into some great warrior from history, and who's greater than Heracles? In the words of JonTron: He's the son of ZUES!

Lizard-Lizard; Model Green Dragon: Fairly self-explanatory. Flight, scales, fire-breathing, etc. You should probably save this for a villain, as Mythical Zoans are OP, and well… they're OP.

Human-Human; Model Golem:

Zoan (Swarm): Allows you to turn into several of the same type of animal.

Buzz-Buzz; Model Bee:

Buzz-Buzz; Model Hornet:

Buzz-Buzz; Model Locust:

Flock-Flock; Model Seagull:

Flock-Flock; Model Crow:

Pack-Pack; Model Rat:

Pack-Pack; Model Wolf:

Herd-Herd; Model Cow:

Sneeze-Sneeze; Model Common Cold: Potentially very dark, but I actually really like this idea. A Zoan that allows you to turn into a mass of viruses. I was debating whether to make this into a regular Zoan where you turn into one big virus, but I figure I needed to add a bit more to the Swarm category.

Teh Ultimate Zoan

Combining all sub-types; Ancient, Mythical and Carnivorous IT IS
*Drumroll*

Human-Human; Model Death: Lulz Imjustkiddingthatsstupid

Horror-Horror; Model Shoggoth: MWAHAHA! BASK IN THE STUPIDITY OF IT!