CHAPTER 4

UmGammer was runing to her concet now that she had got past road bloak and joe chin wasn driving to work (the nuclear power plant of parapa town) and he see umJammer and pulls over to her and says "NO UN JAMER I THOUGHT YOU WARE ON THE PILL I AM YOUNG AND CANT GAVE KIDSE YET GET IN THE CARE" and he tug on umjammer arm and pull her into vehilkle and take them both to CahtyPiller's lamaze/abortion clinic and they rush inside and joe chine yealls to KathyPiller "WE BABY BUT I DIDNT MEAN TO QUICK WE NEED ABORTION PRONTO" CathyPiller says to joe says "now put these kids to abortion will ya" and throws un jammer a metal coat hanger un jammy stutters and says "BUT BUT BUT I ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES LEFT" joe chin says "well hurry up i dont want to be a dad i want to own a caniso and you cant do that with babies" un jammy lammer things back to chop chope master onion "DOJJO CANISO ITS AL IN THE MIND" and um jammer says "I KNOW, THE GUITAR IS IN MY MIND" and starts strumming the rusty coat hanger into her vag.
(in-game music)
long storry short, um jammer lammy screwd up her insides becase she didnt relly have baby, but she mesed herselef up enogh so that she cant have baby ever again. but she blead enough to fool goe and cathyPillar. so they send ehr on her way and she said "OH NO! I ONLY HAVE EIGHT MORE MINUTES!" she had to run down to the aireport to get t oa plane os she could fly to her gig. so she got otn the play and she got board waiting in her seat so she ran up to the front of the cock pit to see th epiolot to say hi becase she had fear of flying because of no self confidence and wanted to mee ta plilot before taking of in a plane to make sure hw asnt crazy guy who would crash plane. ANYQWAY!
next chapeter