J-MAN's and GLOW's BLUE LAGOON

It was a sunny summer day. The water was clear blue and glistening from the sun. The waves were crashing the most peaceful way possible into the sand in the land. There were only two seagulls flying around the area. One of them decides to perch on the mast of a cruise ship. It then decides to do it's business on top of the mast and proceeds with that. The "business" then falls all the way down from the mast, landing onto the top of a head of a blond long-haired bearded individual laying on a chair and reading Nintendo Power.

Man: "WHAT THE FU-"

The man quickly covered his mouth in order to stop himself. The girl next to him, also laying on a chair and reading Nintendo Power, turns a page.

Woman: "Serves you right."

Man: "Wha….?"

The man put the Nintendo Power down and looked at the woman.

Man: "What did you say?"

Woman: "You heard me, J-Man."

J-Man stood up from the chair he was laying on. The woman turned another page.

J-Man: "Come on, Glow. That video was nothing. The man that hired me promised to make me forget about a terrible thing I once played. I don't even remember what it was, all I remember was Patrick Swayze from Red Dawn, Dirty Dancing, Next to Kin, Road House, Ghost, Donnie Darko, and The Fox and the Hound 2 crapping in my clothe hamper, Yoko Ono making a song and smoking a bong, Sloth from The Goonies impressions, a band called Baby Snout, Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga like songs being sung, Stuart Little and Annette O'Toole doing something, Bob the Builder quotes, and Pikachu actually being nice to me. So yeah, don't remember a thing."

Glow puts down her copy of Nintendo Power and stands up from her chair.

Glow: "Well, couldn't you have it done somewhere else? Why did you have to go and do the Alan Moore Lost Girls video? It physically hurt me! I cannot believe you would put that over me!"

J-Man tries to get closer to console her.

J-Man: "Those girls were nothing but people who are basically Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus in a blender. All I ever wanted was you, you, and you… and you, in a blender."

Glow backs up, not believing what he is saying, despite the fact that JMan seems very sincere.

Glow: "You are telling lies! You never loved me, YOU PIG!"

J-Man: "What?"

J-Man suddenly gets angry.

J-Man: "Oh, why you-"

Suddenly, both MegaUltraJMan and Gloweh's parents walk into the scene.

J-Man's mother: "What is going on here?"

J-Man's father: "What's all the ruckus?"

J-Man: "It- it- it-"

Gloweh: "He lied to me! HE LIED TO ME!"

Gloweh starts to sob. Her parents console her and take her down to the front deck of the cruise ship.

J-Man: "Wha….. Wha?"

J-Man's father: "Let's go son, we'll talk about this somewhere else."

J-Man and his parents walk away to the back deck. Cut to the night, where the parents are sleeping, but J-Man is still wide awake, thinking about Gloweh's pain.

J-Man's mind: "Why did this happen? I've known her for a long time, and because of something that I did to make myself better, she thinks I've turned against her."

J-Man gets up from his bed and starts to walk to the door. His mother suddenly starts talking in her sleep, startling J-Man

J-Man's mother: "Mmmm, come to me. Buffy, you don't need Angel, you need me. I will be your Willow from season four onwards."

J-Man sighs in relief and a bit of disgust. He slowly opened the door and slid through the crack and gently closed the door. He proceeds to walk down the cruise ship corridors and finally comes to the door that Gloweh is staying in. J-Man knocks on the door.

Voice: "Who is it?"

J-Man: "It's me, J-Man. Is Glow in there?"

Voice: "She actually went outside."

J-Man then quickly walked further down the corridor to find Glow. He gets out to see Glow on the front of the cruise ship, getting ready to do the Mario jump. J-Man, quick on his fat feet, does the Sonic dash and Mischief Makers grabs Glow before she could react.

Glow as she struggles: "Get the hell off of me! What are you doing?"

J-Man trying to keep Glow in line: "Uh….. Stopping you!"

Glow breaks free and kicks J-Man in the nuts. J-Man grabs them for a second, but then grabs Glow by the arm before she could escape.

J-Man: "Listen to me, God dammit! I am not telling lies, I am telling the truth!"

Glow: "You could've found some other way! There were so many ways! Why that one? WHY?"

J-Man tightens his grip more in exasperation.

J-Man: "Come the hell on! Why would you think I cared about them? I only care about you!"

Glow while punching J-Man in the arm: "Stop it! STOP IT!"

Suddenly, a loud thunder clash is heard, followed by the brightest lightening strike one has ever seen. This shocks, not literally, J-Man and Glow. A slew of rain pours down afterwards, drenching the two in a matter of milli-seconds. Waves start to form and crash the cruise ship. Thunder, lightening, waves, rinse and repeat. It all happens so fast that J-Man and Glow had no time to react. Everything suddenly went black.