YO!This is Konoha's Yellow Fox but you can just call me Fox-sama.
Sparrow:Real modest.
Fox:Screw you.
Akiko:Don't listen to them Fox-sama.
Fox:Thanks Akiko-chan.

DISCLAIMER:I do not own Naruto. Kishi still won't sign the papers.

Despair. That's the only thought that came to his head. He finally succeeded in killing them. But the price. The village was in ruins. Everybody he cared for was dead."Naruto,"came an ominous voice.

"Naruto turn around."And so he did."S-Shinigami-sama!"He bowed at the death god."Hehehe. you don't have to bow. I got a proposition for you."

"What kind of Proposition?"Naruto asked, his curiosity peaked."Simple. I will train you and send you back to the day you were assigned to your gennin team.""How will that work?""You know, I never really understood time travel."

"well anyways what about Natsuumi-chan?"Naruto asked."Ah, the fox. Well I'll do you another favor and give her back."At this the shinigami was glomped."THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!""Hehehe. He's still a kid sometimes."

[FLASHBACK]

Thing is, Naruto and Kyuubi fell in love after they started to talk. Naruto found out that her name wasn't Kyuubi but Natsuumi, that she was female, and how to release her from her seal and they became "mates" as Natsuumi put it. But the Akatsuki put a wrench in that. They got the upper hand and kidnapped him and extracted her. But thanks to the changed seal Naruto survived.

What they didn't know was it also made him a hanyou or half demon. He went into a frenzy and killed Itachi, Kisame, and Zetsu. When he made it back to the village he found that Sasuke and Orochimaru, the worlds biggest pedophile, attacking. He made it to the hokage tower just in time to see Orochimaru run Tsunade through with his sword(1).

"Well well well, looks like the dobe finally made it.""Kukuku, finally we can kill him. I still owe him for destroying Kabuto."Said the old snake sannin."Hokage-sama!""Looks like we made him mad."said Sas-gay."I, Will. Kill. YOU!"Naruto lunged and plunged his hand into Orochimaru and filled him with yokai. Then he tore his arm free, taking Sasuke's in the process.

"FUCK,"screamed Sasuke,"FUCK YOU!I'll kill you and kill that Hyuuga whore that you call a-"He didn't get a chance to finish as his head was cut off as well.

[FLASHBACK ENDS]

"I'll do it.""Very well then but its going to hurt.""Just do it!""Sheesh, what an attitude."Shinigami starts chanting in some odd language and everything went black.

(1)I don't know what its called, I forgot.

Fox:Well there's the prologue. How did I do?

Sparrow:I'd say it was alright

Jack:Same

Fox:Well then who's up for some poker?

Akiko:POKER! WHO SAID POKER! IM IN!

Fox, Johnny, and Sparrow:I thought we locked her away!

Fox:Akiko, you are by far the biggest poker addict I have ever known.

Akiko:LET'S PLAY!

Fox:Fuck me.

Akiko:Only if you win Fox-sama.

Fox:deal.

Jack and Sparrow:What about us!

Fox:here's some sake, knock yourselves out.

Shinigami:You forgot something.

Fox:SHIT HOW DID YOU GET HERE!

Shinigami:Your front door was caved in so i walked in.

Fox:oh, so what did I forget.

Shinigami:The sign-off.

Fox:Oh. Well this is Konoha's Yellow Fox. Please rate and reply or some shit like that I got a poker game to win.

Shinigami:That was subtle.

Fox:Full house, I win!

Akiko:Damn it.*inwardly cheers*

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Also I know this chapter was a little rushed but that won't happen often.