Wendy were are you it's 3 o clock in the morning your suppose to be in bed with me.
I'm in the bathroom Eric, I'm not feeling all that well I think I my have eaten some food that has gone bad I've been vomiting for the past hour.
Do you want me to take you to the doctor your not a person that gets sick easily this could be serious.
No honey I think we should wait this could be nothing.
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2 days Later….
Wendy your still sick were going to hell's pass right now get in the car and no complaining get me.
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At the hospital
Mr. and Mrs. Cartman I have some good news for you.
How can you have good news for us doctor, my wife has been puking her guts out for two days, you personally started treating her for dehydration and you say you have good news.
Eric me being sick is not the doctor's fault what is it doctor.
Well Mrs. Cartman do you follow the royals by any chance.
What the hell does the royals have to do with my wife being sick asshole, did they try to invade America again and decide to use some biological weapon.
Eric manners please continue doctor.
Well it was just that the same thing happened to Kate Middelton then to you.
Not a bio-weapon then.
Cartman I'm warning you, what do you mean doctor.
You have severe morning sickness Mrs. Cartman that is why I said it's good news your going to have a baby.
De fuck!
Eric language! And aren't you happy about this!
Yea sure I'm happy I was just surprised that's all I mean I love you very much and of course I love myself so someone that is both you and me will be very cool.
Apologize to the doctor for your language Eric!
I'm sorry doctor I was just surprised.
It's fine Mr. Cartman your not the first at least you two are married and not teenagers that screwed up.
I guess that's true doc when can Wendy come home?
I want to monitor her over night because of the dehydration she can be discharged tomorrow.
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The next day Cartman home.
Eric I'm still not completely sure you're happy about this baby.
Don't worry honey I'm very happy I really was just surprised it wasn't as if we were trying to get pregnant.
It wasn't like we were not either.
It's just there so much stuff the most happen now baby shopping, getting the room ready, all your doctor stuff.
Calm down Eric I'm only about a month along we still have a while to go and I will be with you all the way.
And I'll be there for you Wendy, I love you.
And I love you Eric Theodore Cartman.
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A/N hope you enjoy apologies for any errors reviews will be welcome do you want it to go for the entire pregnancy?
I will not be posting on the weekend since I will not be at office and my Laptop died.