Every once in a while, the doctor has certain urges. Since he has these incredibly hard to get rid of urges, he has to take them out on something… He arranged the red scented candles in the ally way and swaggered up to his lover. The tardis sat there emotionless waiting. The doctor mounted the inanimate object and began to kiss it up and down on the rim. "OH GOD YES!" he shouted into the night. He undid his belt and began humping the tardis ferociously. He opened up the door and rode it like a pony. He felt warm inside of it and began grunting and moaning. He then ejaculated all over the windows, and all over everything else. He then stroked it all over causing the tardis its self to cum. The two lovers went at it for two hours and then got tired. Then, after a moment of panting, they engaged in and intense tickle fight! Of course, the doctor won but he still got some tickling action as well. "Oh tardis, you're the love of my life. I wouldn't trade you for the whole world." He said stroking the tardis' windows. Then he kissed it. The kiss gradually turned into a make out, then included some tongue, then turned into more sex. That night, after they left, the ally way was infected with cum and everyone who lived in the apartments near it could smell sex and cherry candles forever on no matter how hard they tried to clean it. That was the doctors first.