Naruto grinned excitedly at his friends as he stood in the middle of the training ground. Not far away Shikamaru, Sasuke, Choji, Kiba, Neji and Sai all lounged lazily under the shade of a nearby tree. Sai was the only one who seemed mildly interested in what Naruto was about to do, but Naruto didn't have to read the title of the book he was clutching to know it was something to do with 'The Art of Listening to Friends'. Naruto took on his Jutsu stance, ready to show them the results of his hard work but stopped with a frown when he realised that no one but Sai was paying attention to him. He straightened and scowled, getting an idea.

He began making the hand-signs for his Sexy Jutsu technique. "This is bound to get their attention," Naruto thought triumphantly and began to reach into the chakra in his mind. But something was wrong. All at once he felt a searing sensation in the pit of his stomach and he realised with dismay that he must have somehow tapped into the Fox's forbidden energy. "That idiot Fox!" Naruto cursed before doubling over. His Jutsu was finally taking effect and he could see his calloused, cut hands transforming into soft, lovely girl's hands.

This wasn't the problem though. The problem was that the red liquid that was emerging from him was shooting towards the other boys at tremendous speed, and before he had time to call out, the red liquid had enveloped them all.

"What the-" Shikamaru exclaimed, leaping up.

"Naruto! What the hell?" Sasuke yelled, shaking off the stuff in the disgust.

"Um Naruto?" Sai asked.

Choji, Neji and Kiba all made noises of alarm and got to their feet.

"I-I don't know what's happening!" Naruto stammered. "This hasn't happened before!"

"Well can't you stop it?" Kiba yelled angrily.

Suddenly there was a white burst of light and everyone disappeared from view, momentarily blinded. When the light cleared, Naruto found himself lying on the ground. He clutched his head and groaned loudly. The throbbing in his head was making it difficult to move and he felt pressure on his chest that wasn't there before. Finally he forced himself to sit up. He stared around him and counted everyone up heaving a sigh of relief. Then he jolted and yelled in surprise.

He was surrounded by hot girls. And none of them looked happy.

Across from him stood a lovely young women who stood with her arms crossed tightly. Her dark brown eyes were narrowed in anger and her unruly, black hair was tied back in a tight pony-tail. Her green Chuunin jumper hung loosely on her and she was rubbing her temples as she stared around. "Look what you've done Naruto," she hissed. He stared at her bewildered until she clenched her jaw. "What a drag," she said through gritted teeth.

"W-wait… S-Shikamaru?" Naruto exclaimed as his jaw fell open.

"No I'm freaking Snow White," Shikamaru growled. He stared around at all the women that were gradually getting to their feet.

A lady who Naruto assumed was Kiba was groaning and rubbing her head. Her messy, brown hair now fell to her shoulders and her fur hood which she had previously been wearing had now fallen back. Her skin had a glowing tan colour and her piercing brown eyes were glaring with bewilderment at Naruto. "Naruto? You can turn off your transformation Jutsu now. We've seen you as a girl a thousand times but-"

"Kiba," Shikamaru said tiredly.

"Wait. Who's she?" said Kiba, confused.

"Kiba, I'm Shikamaru."

Kiba burst out laughing and gave Shikamaru a crooked grin. "I don't think Shika would take too well to that."

"You're right. I'm not," Shikamaru said, glaring directly at Naruto's female form. "Take a look at yourself," sighed Shikamaru. Kiba pulled out her phone and did a double take on her reflection.

"Naruto?" What the hell?"

"Yeah. Uh. Sorry?"

"Sorry isn't gonna cut it. But hey I look gooood," Kiba said, smirking at her reflection.

"Cut it out, will you?" said Neji, getting to his feet. No. Her feet. Neji looked stunning. Her waist length black hair shimmered in the sun and her glowing white eyes were heated in blank irritation. She still wore her white, boy clothes but they managed to enhance her girlish beauty. Suddenly Neji's eyes snapped open, activating the Byakugan.

"Huh. This is strange," he said. "Your normally blue chakra seems to be enveloped by a red one, which I'm guessing belongs to Naruto's nine-tailed fox."

"You aren't saying this is-" Shikamaru said, stepping forward in alarm.

"No, it's only temporary. Nevertheless, I'd say it'll take about fourty-eight hours for this Jutsu to wear off."

"Forty-eight hours?!" Kiba exclaimed. "Oh Naruto, you're gonna pay for this. Lucky for you, I don't hit girls"

There was a mutter from behind them and they turned to see Choji, Sai and Sasuke all standing uncertainly. Sasuke's eye was twitching dangerously with fury, Sai seemed to be gazing doubtfully at her torso and Choji was crossing her legs uncomfortably. "I feel so exposed," she said. Her reddish brown hair was halfway down her back and all her previous fat had turned into luminous curves. Her brown eyes squinted against the sun and she shivered nervously. Next to her stood Sasuke. Her shoulder length black hair was blowing in the wind and she scowled at Naruto with cold fury. Her pale skin seemed to glow in the sunlight and her black eyes glittered dangerously. Sai managed to be even paler than Sasuke. The boy, now a girl had black hair that swept to below the shoulder and a fairly slim figure. Her dark eyes were closed in a smile and her hands were clasped in front of her.

"Well," Sai said, pulling a book from her bag. "According to 'The Book of Bad Situations,' if the problem can't be easily fixed, the best thing you can do is smile through it.'

"How about tearing Naruto to pieces?" Sasuke asked seriously. Naruto winced.

"Seeing as we can't do anything about it now, let's go ask Lady Tsunade what we should do," Shikamaru said, rearranging her jacket.