Winter had officially come to Ponyville. When Twilight Sparkle woke up that morning, she could see a thick blanket of snow covering the whole town through her window. Spike's basket was empty- no doubt he had awoken already to begin his chores. She trotted down to the kitchen- Spike was there, cooking something. "Good morning Twilight," he said. "Hope you're in the mood for pancakes."
She smiled. "What kind?"
"Daisy pancakes. Those ones are your favorite, right?"
"Hell naw, bitch."
The rest of the story is about them just having sex then they all clop and just have sex and then the Princess is pissed at Twilight for doing that to Spike but then the Princess fucks up Spike herself.
The end.