The dragonborn explains; Evil dun dun dun!

The dragonborn is batshit crazy, everyone should knows this, stop asking her questions. Or SUBMIT YOUR OWN!

Eric the 'slayer' jumped as a lone draugr jumped from out of the shadows of the forest, the dragonborn quickly laid it to rest with three simple words; Yol Toor Shul. There was one question on his mind that was burning to be answered.

"Dragonborn, where is there evil in the world?" it was a question that no one in his village had been able to answer, or was willing to answer.

"Shh!
Was there a sound out there?
You see someone who stares
A sound not recognised is getting closer
Afraid of all the threats
Obsessed by rats and webs
Easily scared, nobody cares for a weeper

(Tonight we're going out to hunt you)
Now what you're gonna do?
(We're hiding everywhere around you)
Are they coming after you?
(Don't try to run we're gonna find you)
Sleep with one eye open, hold your
breath and cry" she grabbed Eric's arms and forced him into a twirling traditional Khajiit dance, there was light from the torches she had put around their came. The fire cast strange shadows on her face.

"You've got to calm down
There's no evil in the closet
There's no evil in the dark
No monster there
It's only in your mind
You've got to calm down now
There's nothing in the silence
Empty under your bead
Shh! Who's there?
No evil, there's no evil

At day you walk on by
Your shoulders tied up high
Suppressed by all your fear, you laugh
in madness
Your mind is running wild
Not listening half the time
You're always watching over your
shoulder" thoughts about old childhood nightmares seemed to rise from her song, she sang it with such vigour he imagined this was one of those things that she had etched into her brain for when she herself was scared.

"(Tonight we're going out to hunt you)
Now what you're gonna do?
(We're hiding everywhere around you)
Are they coming after you?
(Don't try to run we're gonna find you)
Sleep with one eye open, hold your
breath and cry

You've got to calm down
There's no evil in the closet
There's no evil in the dark
No monster there
It's only in your mind
You've got to calm down now
There's nothing in the silence
Empty under your bed

You're missing out on life now
You're barely see the point of how
you're missing out on, you're missing
out on me
Why,
It hurts,
So bad,
Cry on my shoulders!" Eric was starting to feel slightly nauseous and scared at the Dragonborn's sudden song. Her grip was tightening on his arms.

"ow what you're gonna do?
Are they coming after?
Sleep with one eye open, hold your
breath and cry

You've got to calm down
There's no evil in the closet
There's no evil in the dark
No monster there
It's only in your mind
You've got to calm down now
There's nothing in the silence
Empty under your bed" she pulled him closer to her and started singing in his ear.

"Shh! Who's there?
Shh! Who's there?
Shh! Who's there?
it's me."

Yeah the dragonborn is crazy, but for a few short minutes and a single spleen you can have her answer your questions! All you have to do is put in a review asking your question(s), it's that easy!