Counter-Strike:
War in Iraq
Featuring The Famous George W Bush.
Chapter 1: The addiction of Counter-Strike spreads.
Year: 2200
It all started when we passed a law to unlimited terms of service in the White House. And something else. The popular online game Counter-Strike: Source began brain washed peoples minds. People began to speak there own language known as 1337. Counter-Strike and the President don't mix. Or does it? Current President George W Brush (aka George Dubya Bush) found out about this game. He would spend time 2-4 hours a day playing Counter-Strike: Source. Soon it became a routine for George to play this game every day. There was no problem in this, but he began to start calling people n00bs and H4CX0rRz. This became a problem; a problem that was easily fixed. Soon most people played Counter-Strike: Source that it wasn't a problem for Mr. Bush to talk this "1337" at meetings, live broadcasts, or Counter-Strike.
Chapter 2:1 Worldwide addiction.
Year: 2206
Just because United States of America has gone insane this doesn't mean other countries have? WRONG! The addiction of this game soon began to travel from country-to-country. Wars began to stop one-by-one. People were so addicted to Counter-Strike: Source soldiers in wars just wanted to go home and play their game. Soon the addiction spread like a zombie virus. Every leader of any country now had Counter-Strike: Source. The world has gone insane…
Chapter 2:2 Abandoned Armies.
Year: 2207
The addiction has grown so much that if you didn't own Counter-Strike: Source you were even looked at funny. It became unusual for a country to even have an army. This was out of control.
Chapter 3: Iraq becomes addicted.
Year: 2208
The war has still not ended between USA and Iraq. The brutal war was mayhem. Computers were getting a lot more popular in Iraq and the addiction began. One day Saddam held the white flag high. George Dubya Bush and Saddam talked it all out. They came to an agreement to set up a Counter-Strike: Source server. They set the restrictions and rules. George was given admin powers along with Saddam.
Chapter 3: Recruitment.
Year: 2208
(George Bush)
I was given 10 days to recruit only the l33test players to fight for freedom. 10 players are allowed. 20 wins, wins the power of the whole country. I went to some of the numba one servers in the world. I could only recruit the ones who pwnt, and not just pwnt n00bs.
Chapter 4: The Battle.
Year: 2208
Opening day at Server: teh 0w/\/46e USvIQ. As soon as the server opened it was full. (George) "The first round we lost. I was then sure of it. The t's were full of H4CX0rRz. Some nerdy guy said "trust in your heart and we can achieve victory." So we were like ok... ...I… mean I... ...think it'll work... I guess….. We fought and never gave up. We knew that the Iraq t's were a buncha' hax0rRing n0Obs. They used the most expensive guns that were so cheap. We used cheap guns and tried to make them work expensive… I think…? We fought… and fought… We achieved victory!"
Actually that is very exaggerated. The Americans were losing so badly that George Dubya Bush banned Saddam from they server. The Americans had then achieved victory!
The End.
Interesting Facts:
0w/\/46e USvIQ server received best server award.
No one ever fought a real war then on. (Only on Counter-Strike: Source)
George Dubya and W Bush was the same person in this story. (not 2 different people)
George W Bush was recruited to over 100 clans.
If you are still reading: thank-you very much. This is my first Fan Fiction!