The Quibbler
-Bringing you the truth from The House Elf Rebellion to Green Frakled ispings-
The True Past Of Greyback The Werewolf Leader
We all know the alleged truth about Greyback. Bitten as a child Greyback became ruthless and heartless attacking anyone with range during a full moon. He gathered the bitten and formed a tribe of sorts and is currently planning to rule beside He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. But the real truth couldn't be more obvious. In fact We at the Quibbler could believe that no one else found this out sooner. Greyback is actual a dentist to be more specific he is a Dragon dentist. He travels around the world doing the nobel job of removing molars at a risk to his own life. Our Informate from this Article(Who shall remain unnamed for protection to there Identity mainy because he is wanted in 12 Contries and one very small tavener)Told us that his last job was helping on Chairle Weasley remove a rather large amount of plauqe from one Norwegian Ridgeback that Is also know as Norbert. When we questioned mister Weasley about this he replied "Go away you wankers" which we assume is some form of complex code that we are at this very moment trying to discfer so far We believe he was trying to tell us "I am the last of the hasporgers" bu we are still unsure. Not to our shock the Great Denist Greyback is NOT gather werewolves to attack the wizarding world, He is actual trying to promote Oraly Hyginic Activity among werewolves because all we all know the fisrt thought that comes into your mind when you are bitten by a werewolf is " I hope he Didnt have ginavitis"
-The Editor