Chapter 1.
Hi my name is Peach Toadstool and I have long blond hair with slight curls and a pretty crown at the top of my head and big blue eyes like a cartoon and a lot of people tell me I look like Princess Daisy (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Waluigi but I wish I was because he's a major flowering cutie. I'm a princess but not snooty or stuck-up. I have warm white skin. I'm also a human, and I live in a magical place called the Mushroom Kingdom where I'm the ruler. I'm a princess (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly pink. I love Bridal Warehouse and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a pink dress with matching lace around it and long white gloves, blue earings and pink heels. I was wearing pink lipstick and a cute jewled crown. I was walking outside my caslte. It was a bright, shiny day, which I was very happy about. A lot of Toads waved at me. I smiled at them.
"Hey Peach!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Mario!
"What's up Mario?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard Toadsworth call me and I had to go away.
The next day I woke up in my royal chamber. It was sunny again. I opened the shades of my four-poster bed and drank some Super Soda from a bottle I had. My bed was pink and inside it was hot pink velvet with yellow lace on the ends. I got out of my bed and took of my giant night gown which I slept in. Instead, I put on a pretty pink dress identicle to the one from yesterday, a pretty jewled crown, pink heels and white gloves on. I put on one pair of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of well-groomed bun.
My friend, Daisy woke up then and smiled happily at me. She flipped her short neck-length goomba brown hair and opened her big blur eyes. She put on her yellow-orange dress, flower earings, and short white gloves. We put on our makeup (pink lipstick.)
"Hi I'm Daisy!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Mario?" she asked as we went out of the Slumber party room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so flowering don't!" I wimpered.
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Mario walked up to me.
"It's a me, Mario" he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily.
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, The Flaming Koopas are having a concert in world 4." he told me.
"Oh. My. Flowering. God!" I screamed. I love TFK. They are my favorite artist, besides Koji Kondo.
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
On the night of the concert I put on my pink heels. Underneath them were white stockings. Then I put on a pink dress exactly like the one before. I put long white gloves on my arms. I tied my hair into a ponytail, like I do when playing tennis. I felt very happy then, so I baked a cake. I read a cook book while I waited for it to finish cooking and I listened to some Koji Kondo. I painted my nails pink and put on a very reasonable amount of of makeup. I didn't put on more makeup than necessary because that would be silly. I drank some tea so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Mario was waiting there in front of his Yoshi. He was wearing a Miyamoto t-shirt (he would be at the show too), blue overalls, and a red hat with an M.(AN: A lot fo kewl plumbers wer it ok!).
"Hi Mario!" I said in a ladylike voice.
"Hi Peach." he said back. We walked to his flying blue Yoshi and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to the Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack. We both snacked on 1-up mushrooms and fire flowers. When we got there, we both hopped off the Yoshi. We went to the are at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to The Flaming Koopas.
"Waluigi is so flowering cute." I said to Mario, pointing to him as he sung, filling the venue with his unusual voice.
Suddenly Mario looked sad.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we bopped to the music. Then I caught on.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
"Really?" asked Mario sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Waluigi and he's going out with Wendy flowering Koopa. I dont care much for her!" I said disapproving, thinking of her spiky shell and tacky pink-polka-dotted bow.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Mario. After the concert, we ate some mushrooms and asked Wario and Waluigi for their autographs and photos with them. We got TFK concert tees. Mario and I crawled back onto the Yoshi, but Mario didn't go back to my Caslte, instead he drove the car into… the Spooky Forest!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok Peach's name is PACHE nut mary su OK! Mario IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"Mario!" I shouted. "What the flower do you think you are doing?"
Mario didn't answer but he stopped the Yoshi and he hopped off of it. I hopped off of it too, curiously.
"What the flowering lavaworld?" I asked angrily.
"Peach?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Mario leaned in extra-close and I looked into his rugged mustache which revealed so much selfless compassion and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Mario kissed me passionately. Mario climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree with cute dot eyes. He took of my crown and I took of his hat. I even took of my gloves. Then he put his mushroom into my question-mark-block and we did that for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to lose at Scrabble, which we had brought with us. We started to drop wooden letters everywhere and my body didn't change in any way. And then….
"WHAT THE LAVALAND ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFLOWERERS!"
It was….Toadsworth!
Chapter 5.
Toadsworth made and Mario and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.
I started to cry tears of water down my adorable face. Mario comforted me. When we went back to the castle Toadsworth took us to Toad and Toadette who were both looking very angry.
"They were playing Scrabble in the Spooky Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Toad.
"How dare you?" demanded Toadette.
And then Mario shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"
Everyone was quiet. Toadsworth and Toad still looked mad but Toadette said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Mario and I went upstairs while the anthropomorphic mushrooms glared at us.
"Are you okay, Peach?" Mario asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the princess's chamber and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a pink dress exactly like the last one with yellow lace all around it and pink high heels. When I came out….
Mario was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'Swing your arms from side to side'. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
