A/N: Like seriously, you have been warned XD Pure nonsense and Itachi fans, please don't be offended, this is just me harmlessly mocking fan fiction's typical stereotypes and I personally love Itachi to bits too :)
Mary-Sue was the perfect girl that everybody adores, her hair was the color of rainbows and her breath the scent of vanilla, nothing she says or does is ever wrong and on top of this, she is nice, sweet young girl who just happens to be Naruto's long lost twin sister and Sasuke's crush -
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It was a regular day in the Akatsuki when Mary-Sue accidentally intruded on their meeting.
"Oh hello guys, my name is Mary Uzumaki Sue but you can call me Mary-Sue," she smiled her oh-so-flawless smile on the members of the Akatsuki and instantly, all of them became allured by her beauty. "I'm sorry for interrupting."
Deidara spoke up first: "forget about art being a bang! This girl is art!"
Sasori concurred: "I think I agree with you for once!"
"Your hair... how did you make it so perfect?!" Itachi had his eyes wide open in admiration.
"Lord Jashin would want me to f*ck this hottie!" Hidan yelled out as he prepared himself for another ritual.
"I'd give all the money in the world to be with you!" Kakuzu pushed Hidan out of the way.
"I am God, you will be my Goddess," Pein mused. "I'm the only one who can have her! Shinra Tensei!"
"You know, I'm so flattered by you all, but there's no need to fight over me you know. I mean, I know I'm the perfect girl but you can all each have a fair share of my charm and-"
SPLAT! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! STAB!
Before she could finish her words, the Akatsuki's only female member, our heroine Konan hurled a bunch of paper shurikens at Mary-Sue, which fortunately stabbed her dead in the neck as crimson blood gorged from the wound.
"Oh HELL NO! Those are MY bitches!" Konan shouted on top of her voice.
The members of the Akatsuki retrieved a mountainous pile of paper shurikens from Mary-Sue's mutilated corpse, weeping for the tragic loss. Well not really, they soon forgot about her after a day or two. Though Itachi's obsession with her hair lasted a little longer than expected.
Konan is hereby awarded as the Sue-Hunter of the Year and we would like to encourage more characters to follow her noble example. May the Mary-Sue purgings commence!
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