Disclaimer: Nah, PoT does not belong to me, but I wish Eiji was! Xp
Pairings: None
A/N: my first story! Hope it wont turn out to be a total crap. S nope, I don't abhor Kaidoh, and this story's adapted from TenTenHyugax's stories. Yay! Remember to review!
25 ways to Kaidoh kill YOU. Yes, kill you, not me. smirks
1) Tell him his bandana is really ugly
2) No, tell him its really fugly. Xp
3) Next, tell him that you have a picture of him with his favourite teddy bear
4) Better yet, tell him that it was a picture of him drooling over it at night
5) Even better yet, tell him you'll show it to everyone
6) Including Inui sempai
7) Laugh at how funny he looks when he hisses
8) And hiss back at him to show him how hilarious he looks
9) Put up that video of him stroking a cat on YouTube
10) Oh, remember to include the last 2 seconds when Kaidoh was caught blushing
11) Tell him to stop showing off his boomerang snake and snake shots
12) 'coz in real life, its totally impossible as physics don't work that way. D
13) Pinch his butt
14) And slap him immediately after that
15) Pass a note to him: "Momoshiro is so much stronger and better at tennis than you."
16) Record him hissing, edit it to make it play continuously and show it to the rest of the regulars
17) Play it whilst he's sleeping
18) Swoop all his music tapes for this recording
19) Including the one he listens to while he jogs
20) Say 'hi' to him, and tell him how sexy he is
21) Put wasabi in his food
22) Lots of it!
23) Swop his water with Inui's juices
24) Remember to put plenty of wasabi in as well!
25) Take pictures of his i-look-like-i-am-trying-to-look-goth-but-i-was-actually-poisoned-and-i-am-currently-half-dead state and blackmail him!
That's it! Now be nice and click that little button and review! Should I do other characters as well?
A/N: hmm, I'm not sure if Kaidoh sleeps with a teddy bear at night, or whether he listens to tapes whilst he run. But this is MY story, and he does it in MY story. So there! P ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! KAIDOH'S CHASING AFTER ME!!!