When the purple smoky magic faded, everyone looked around to see what sort of game changing tragedy had befallen on them. Only to find there wasn't one.

"I don't feel any different."Emma said as she looked around at the group. "What about the rest of you?"

"Besides our clothes?" Snow noticed looking down and seeing their attire. Instead of being in Storybrooke attire, they were in outfits more or less resembling Enchanted Forest attire.

Regina was back into an elaborate black dress that left little to imagine in terms of cleavage and would be more of a hindrance rather than help in the groups trek across Neverland. Emma, never to be one for softer fabrics or incredibly over the top outfits, sported a leather vest over a wool white shirt and a pair of wool breaches. Gold was back in his standard outfit, snakeskin pattern with a high collar. And Charming...

Charming was back in leather. How it looked wasn't very important. All Snow's mind could comprehend was her gorgeous Charming was back in leather. With a sword right as his waist.

Without speaking Snow ran over to Charming and pulled him away from the group and into the forest that surrounded them. "We'll catch up!" She yelled just before breaking the tree line.

Regina, Gold and Hook all turned to look at Emma who just stood there, looking petrified. "I...uh...I'm gonna go bang my head against a tree." She managed to mumble. Silently she turned in the opposite direction, off to find a place suitable to repress the thoughts.


AN: For those of you who managed to stick around, thank you.

I was under the influence of heavy pain killers when this prompt came to me about midnight last week. I forgot about it until last night when I happened to stumble across it. Deciding that maybe, just maybe, it could provide some cheap entertainment, I finished it and decided to upload it here.