A/N: Okay, this will probably be the only chapter in this story unless people request more. Sara/Greg. Tell me what you think!

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"Hey Sara, I got those results for you," Greg called down the hall in a singsong voice. Several lab techs all shouted his name angrily. "Geez… grumpy," he mumbled, walking towards Sara, who was getting a drink from the water fountain. She wiped her mouth and looked up at Greg.

"Can't you go through a day without disturbing people? I think today you've set your record; ten minutes!" She laughed and Greg knew she was teasing, but he decided to ham it up a bit. He bit his lip and widened his eyes. Sara looked shocked, and he looked away, pretending to wipe his eyes.

"Hey, Greg! I was kidding around." Saras' voice was filled with concern. Greg slumped to the ground, trying to disguise his laughs as sobs. Sara knelt worriedly. Greg lifted his head slowly and in one swift motion, pushed Sara to the ground and jumped away, grinning mischievously at her. Sara looked up in shock and Greg automatically felt bad.

"Sara, are you okay? I was just playing around!" Sara struggled to get up.

"Help me up Greg… I think I twisted my ankle." Greg quickly grabbed her arm and found himself in her tight grip, and then flying over her shoulder. Landing heavily on the ground, Greg looked up at Sara, who was standing and brushing herself off.

"Payback," she said simply, winking slightly at Greg.

"Yeah, yeah…" he stood and pulled out the papers. "I have your results."

"Well, let me have them."

"First, I have to ask you a question."

"Alright…"

"Do you promise to answer seriously?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Greg! I need my results."

"Fine, fine." Greg looked around and then lowered his voice to a whisper.

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Excuse me?"

"The muffin man."

"The muffin man?"

"Do you know the muffin man who lives on-"

"Greg! I thought it was a serious question."

"It is! He totally ripped me off when I bought a load of bread from him and now he's hiding from me."

"Gimme my results!"

"Well… first you need to do something for me."

"What is that?" Sara looked annoyed, but curious. Greg looked behind her and saw Archie give him a thumbs-up.

"You need to kiss me."

"Greg… I hope you're kidding."

"Nope. We're both on break, so you can't gripe at me for taking up work time… one smakaroo on the cheek. No on will ever know." He grinned at Sara. She searched his face for a joke, but found none. Sighing, she leaned in and quickly kissed him on the cheek. Greg smiled happily and she grabbed her results. Greg looked again at Archie, who smiled and nodded. Greg skipped happily down the hall.

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Grissom stood by Archie's computer, waiting for Sara to get off of break. He was on break as well, but it never hurt to work during your free time. Sara dashed in while they still had a few moments to spare. They both looked at the screen and Archie tapped a few keys on the computer.

"Oh my gosh! What is this?" Archie exclaimed, obviously not shocked at all. A white screen came onto the computer. Bold text scrolled across it.

GRISSOM- SARA IS MINE!

Sara felt her jaw drop as her boss watched, showing no emotion on his face. A video started and it showed Sara supposedly hugging Greg; she knew better and recognized the scene from when she had grabbed Greg to throw him to the ground. Then it went to a close up on Saras' and Gregs' faces and Sara winking at him. She stared in disbelief. Oh god, please no… but the next shot was of Sara kissing Greg on the cheek, and then winking again. It was the same wink as before, but someone had altered the video to make the hug, wink, kiss, and wink look like one shot. She turned and glared at Archie.

"What? I didn't do it!" She turned back in time to see the words:

Video taken and produced by Archie.

The screen went back to white and more words came across the screen:

Much love Sara; don't hurt me too bad!

Grinding her teeth, Sara stormed off to the lab, fists already balled at her side. Grissom looked to Archie, who just shrugged.

"Is she gone?" Greg asked, crawling out from under Archies' desk. Archie grinned and nodded.

"Do you have what you promised me?" Greg sighed and pulled out a pot of his Blue Hawaiian coffee. Archie took it and poured them two cups.

"Cheers, Grissom!" Greg said cheerily and he drank.

Grissom just stared.

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A/N: Hee hee… I just liked the idea and thought I'd play around with it… tell me what you think!