10 ways to annoy Itachi
10. Get contacts that look like the Sharingan and the mangekyo Sharingan, put them in whenever he uses one of them,
9. Start eating pocky whenever he does
8. Wear a black cloak with red clouds and go around acting like a metro sexual in random towns while telling everyone you're him
7. Tell him Sasuke is the strongest Uchiha
6. Pay Kisame to poke him at random intervals
5. Force him to read any ItachixSasuke fic
4. Tell him That there is a pocky convention being held by the Mizukage while he is on the other side of the continent
3. Tell all his fangirls where he'll be before he arrives
2. Tell all his fanboys(A/N; There has to be some.) where he'll be before he arrives.
1. STEAL HIS POCKY.
This is my first Fanfic (sort of) but it's just until I finish an actual one I'm working on.
p.s I do not own Naruto If I did Itachi would of only killed Sasuke (jk?)
p.ps. I'm not responsible if you or anyone you know gets killed or injured by Itachi for doing any of these.