Link awoke with a start. His palms were sweating and his breath came in short bursts.
"What's wrong?"
"I had a terrible nightmare. There was this one dungeon that you had to go through over and over again, and you had to solve the same puzzles every time, and there was a time limit, and there were these invincible ghosts you had to sneak around, and there was this awful fairy that yelled in my ear, and this dumb squid thing turned everyone into stone so I had to hitch a ride on this really really slow boat and everything had a terrible resolution..." Link paused. "Wait a minute. Who am I talking to, anyway?"
"It's me, Medli."
"You're telling me after all that I got married to a duck?"
"Of course not! We're too young to be married, so you're only sleeping with a duck."
Link shrugged.
"At least it's better than Skyward Sword."