John slowly crept up the sleeping Karkat in his recuperacoon. He sniffed his hair a little and slowly began to caress Karkat's face with his tongue. He was hoping he wouldn't wake up too soon, and then began to sing "So she said what's the problem baby What's the problem I don't know well maybe I'm in love (love) Think about it every time I think about can't stop thinking bout it"
Karkat woke up and went into a flying rage "DEAR GOD EGBERT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SINGING A FUCKING RETARDED SONG FROM SHREK 2 HOW ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS I AM GOING TO VOMIT UP MY OWN RIBCAGE AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND MY HIVE WE LIVE ON DIFFERENT PLANETS IN DIFFERENT FUCKING UNIVERSES ON DIFFERENT TIMELINES NOTHING MAKES SENSE WHAT IS GOING ON" and then John passionately kissed Karkat and he shut up forever. The end.