Disclaimer I do not own bleach
In the middle of the night. A man comes home a tall man with spiky orange hair dressed in a black t-shirt and blue jeans. He unlocks the door walks in places the keys on the table. And says baby I'm home sorry I'm late rukia wouldn't let any one leave. Baby? Were are you? The man searched the house checking the bedroom, the bathroom, and the kitchen then finally sitting on the couch then he realizes she's there a woman in nothing but a black t-shirt that had a picture of the man on stage with his twin brother ichigo and ichigo's wife rukia and chad and uryu. They were in a band ichigo sang he played guitar rukia played bass uryu played piano and chad played drums. under the picture on the shirt was the word bleach the name of the band the woman on the couch she had long orange hair and large breasts he slowly picked her up very gently but then she awoke and said kon and he said hi baby and he brought her into the bedroom and gently placed her on the bed then he changed in to some pajamas and went to bed. the next morning he woke up alone he got out of bed and saw the clock it was 8:am he walked down the stairs to see his wife on the couch watching the news on the news he saw a familiar seen he saw him and ichigo holding up a keg of bear over rukia wall she had the hose in her mouth chugging it down kon and ichigo yelling chug chug and uryu and chad in the background in awe watching then the keg runs out and she yells yah then passes out then kon says to orihime I told you " rukia wouldn't let any one leave" she was hammered last night so I was late its ok then they kiss
The End