Kingdom hearts: Again and again
Chapter 1. They all gonna die
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately." "Like me and Kairi, and a
Jacuzzi." "When I asked Dad about it, he just said it was "all natural." (I haven't told him
about the part with Tidus, though.) "But aside from that, I also have a weird dream where
I'm falling through all this water. Then I surface and I see my best friend Riku." "And
I'm all like "dude!" and he's all "dude!" and I'm like "Dude! There's a giant wave!" and
he's all zonked out man!" "So then I'm drowning again till I see my OTHER best friend
Kairi. At that point I lose consciousness. Till I land on this platform with some chick on it.
SELF-NARRATION OVER
"Hey dude." "Dude!" "Wake up!" "What do you want!" yelled Sora, angry as his self-
narration was over and the author was free to say horrible things about him. (And he
will.Maybe.) " I need you to walk over to the edge of the platform. "Why?" "Because I
am a mystical, disembodied voice, Damnit!" "You aren't very mystical." "Oh, right, hold
on a second." "So little time, so much to do, do not be afraid, choose wisely, use the
force, if you build it, they will come, happy now!?" "Yes" replied Sora, complying to
move forward. Suddenly, a sword, a shield, and a staff appeared. Take one, throw one
away. Sora grabbed the shield and threw out the staff. "Hey! You didn't let me say what
they are yet!" "Yes, but only because I hate you." Sora delicately explained. "Okay,
buddy, that's IT!" Suddenly, shadows swarm Sora and the shield appears in his hand.
"You expect me to fight with a freakin' SHIELD!" well maybe if you knew what it DID,
you would have better luck!" but kill Sora did. And lo and behold, the voice was pissed.
" I find myself back on my island aft- "HEY!! I SAID the self-narration is OVER,
Damnit!" ahem. Anyways, Sora is back on the Island, along with his friends. "Hi, Sora."
"We've known you all our lives, but we're going to ask you stupid questions anyway!"
"What are you scared of?" Asked Cameo #1. "Disembodied voices." Said our hero
immediately. (You could hear a disembodied whisper of "Jerk") and so on and so on.
But you don't care about that. You just wanna get to the SEX don't you? You sicken me!
Get outta here! And never darken my fic with your filthy thoughts again! And now back
to our fic, already In progress. "Hoo boy! That sure was some funny moments! And it'll
never happen again!" "Not to mention all the sex!" (so there you perverts!) back on the
platform, Sora was making his way up to the Boss. " Boss?" asked Sora. "Yeah, it's a
huge monster that envelopes you in inky black death." "Oh. Okay" And he went on his
merry way.
1 minute later
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna die I'm gonna die "I'm gonna
die!!!!!" screamed our brave and chivalrous hero like a little girl. The huge monster
known as Darkside, plunged his fist into the ground, and in one powerful swoop, Sora...
thwacked it. He done thwacked it good Pa. But of course, like I said, he got enveloped,
and fortuanetly he drowned completely before he could let out a VERY bad word
directed at me.
Chapter 1. They all gonna die
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately." "Like me and Kairi, and a
Jacuzzi." "When I asked Dad about it, he just said it was "all natural." (I haven't told him
about the part with Tidus, though.) "But aside from that, I also have a weird dream where
I'm falling through all this water. Then I surface and I see my best friend Riku." "And
I'm all like "dude!" and he's all "dude!" and I'm like "Dude! There's a giant wave!" and
he's all zonked out man!" "So then I'm drowning again till I see my OTHER best friend
Kairi. At that point I lose consciousness. Till I land on this platform with some chick on it.
SELF-NARRATION OVER
"Hey dude." "Dude!" "Wake up!" "What do you want!" yelled Sora, angry as his self-
narration was over and the author was free to say horrible things about him. (And he
will.Maybe.) " I need you to walk over to the edge of the platform. "Why?" "Because I
am a mystical, disembodied voice, Damnit!" "You aren't very mystical." "Oh, right, hold
on a second." "So little time, so much to do, do not be afraid, choose wisely, use the
force, if you build it, they will come, happy now!?" "Yes" replied Sora, complying to
move forward. Suddenly, a sword, a shield, and a staff appeared. Take one, throw one
away. Sora grabbed the shield and threw out the staff. "Hey! You didn't let me say what
they are yet!" "Yes, but only because I hate you." Sora delicately explained. "Okay,
buddy, that's IT!" Suddenly, shadows swarm Sora and the shield appears in his hand.
"You expect me to fight with a freakin' SHIELD!" well maybe if you knew what it DID,
you would have better luck!" but kill Sora did. And lo and behold, the voice was pissed.
" I find myself back on my island aft- "HEY!! I SAID the self-narration is OVER,
Damnit!" ahem. Anyways, Sora is back on the Island, along with his friends. "Hi, Sora."
"We've known you all our lives, but we're going to ask you stupid questions anyway!"
"What are you scared of?" Asked Cameo #1. "Disembodied voices." Said our hero
immediately. (You could hear a disembodied whisper of "Jerk") and so on and so on.
But you don't care about that. You just wanna get to the SEX don't you? You sicken me!
Get outta here! And never darken my fic with your filthy thoughts again! And now back
to our fic, already In progress. "Hoo boy! That sure was some funny moments! And it'll
never happen again!" "Not to mention all the sex!" (so there you perverts!) back on the
platform, Sora was making his way up to the Boss. " Boss?" asked Sora. "Yeah, it's a
huge monster that envelopes you in inky black death." "Oh. Okay" And he went on his
merry way.
1 minute later
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna die I'm gonna die "I'm gonna
die!!!!!" screamed our brave and chivalrous hero like a little girl. The huge monster
known as Darkside, plunged his fist into the ground, and in one powerful swoop, Sora...
thwacked it. He done thwacked it good Pa. But of course, like I said, he got enveloped,
and fortuanetly he drowned completely before he could let out a VERY bad word
directed at me.