First off, this is purely for entertainment purposes. I'm a DIE-HARD EO fan and would literally DIE if this actually happened. I'd also ask Dick Wolf what he was on while writing this script.
Second off, I don't own the characters.
Third off, I've just taken Riot's stoned ramblings, and turned them into some creepers sick fantasy.
Fourth and final off, It All Started With A Trashcan.
Olivia comes out to Elliot in an alley. "Elliot, I'm gay."
Elliot freaks out and throws her up against a trashcan, raping her. "No, Liv. No. Let me prove to you how straight you are."
Munch, who was secretly covering up a trashcan conspiracy theory for the government, catches them in the act. "OMFG. Should I call Jerry Springer?"
Munch arrests Elliot and puts him in the interrogation room. "LOL, Who's the perp now?"
As Elliot waits, he hears moans coming from the other room. He realizes that Cragen left the speaker on, and that he and Munch were doing naughty things. "Oh god, now that's just..yuck."
Elliot tells Munch and Cragen what he had just heard, so they agree to let him go as long as he keeps quiet. "Don't say a word, Stabler. Or we'll share your story, too."
Elliot goes to Huang's office to tell him he now understands why Munch's marriages fail and why Cragen never has a girlfriend. As he walks into the office he finds Huang touching himself while moaning Elliot's named. "Could this day get any worse?"
Elliot goes to tell Fin about the shitty day he's had, but Fin announces some shocking news. "Elliot, I'm a woman."
Elliot finally goes to Olivia to apologize when she states that she's pregnant. "El, I'm having quadruplets. I'll be naming them Sea-Biscuit One, Two, Three, and Four."
Oh wait, was that the end?
You know it's true when they say you can't eat just one potato chip.