Little Red Riding Bow
(don't ask what a riding bow is)
(Original Little Red Riding Hood Story belongs to the Brothers Grimm… not me!)
Hooray for spinoffs! I'll include the universe of the Golden Freddy's Gold Series as the characters! and I hope you enjoy! (BTW this is a non cannon series taking place after Five Nights In Time. the only cannon thing is that Goldie is a story reader to the kids! and this is 3rd person… don't kill me! D:)
Goldie returned to the story circle with a book in his arm. The circle was a rug in the middle of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza world; a new restaurant that was rebuilt for after what happened over a week ago. Goldie reached the velvet seat that was awaiting him, along with plenty of kids and their parents… Truth be told; this was his first run through of a story… in fact; this is the first story… EVER! Goldie was scared. Goldie felt the gentle paws of his spouse Silver massaging his back. "Go get em' Sweetie!" Silver said with a wink. Goldie nodded, still scared, he started reading.
"The Tale of Little Red Riding Bow." he said, as he shown the cover to the audience. The children oohed and awed, the parents scoffed a little, for Little Red Riding hood was a classic… little did they know… this was kinda different.
Alright, ground rules; this is all 3rd person, and a cast of characters will be shown first, and I looked up the story of Little Red Riding hood, I will copy the main premise of the first one I see… so, if it has different versions; the first version I read will be the premise of the story. Now without a further ado; the cast! (Brothers Grimm Version)
Little Red Riding Bow
Little Red Riding Bow-Bronze
Baker-Silver (Female)
Baker's Husband-Goldie
Sick Cousin-Freddy
Sick Cousin's Wife-Chica
Sick Cousin's Son-Free
Wolf-Dirk
Hunter-Bonnie
Villager-Fred
Once upon a time, there was a young bear named Bronze, or his nickname; Little Red Riding Bow. The Bow was made by his Baker mother; Silver. Bronze loved the bow so much, he never took it off for any reason. Now, Bronze was loved by everyone in the village, but the people who loved him the most where his family. His mother and father; two bakers who were named Goldie and ( for clarifications sake) Silver. Bronze also had cousins named Freddy, Chica and Free.
now, Today was like any other day, Bronze was helping his mother and father with the baking, and recently; Free and Chica were helping with the baking for Freddy was sick. Free tugged on his mother's dress (They're anthro… deal with it!) Chica was carrying a basket of bread for Goldie while he was getting more loaves out of the oven. "Mom… Is Daddy better yet?" Free asked. Chica looked into the woods, where they lived. "Free, honey… I don't know." Chica said, putting the basket down on a display table. Bronze over heard the conversation and went to his mother. "Mom! Can I take a basket of bread and soda to Freddy?" Bronze asked with puppy dog eyes.
Silver heavily considered the possibilities… there was a wolf in the woods… and it had an insatiable appetite for little woodland creatures… in fact, she knew a man named Fred who went to kill the wolf… but all that came back was his top hat, coated in saliva. Silver looked at Bronze, Her sweet little angel. "Alright, but don't stray from the road, there's a wolf in those woods." Silver said handing a picnic basket of bread and soda. "Alright mom!" Bronze said opening the door and heading towards Freddy's house.
On the way, Bronze saw Bonnie; the village's wolf hunter. Bonnie's been looking for the wolf for years now, but to no avail; he has failed. Bronze saw Bonnie sharpening his axe. "Hi Bonnie! any luck with the wolf?" Bronze asked waving towards Bonnie. Bonnie smiled and stopped sharpening for a bit. "No dice yet… but you heading to Freddy's house?" Bonnie asked pointing his axe towards the woods. Bronze nodded and smiled "Yep, I'm taking this stuff to Freddy so he can get better!" Bronze said holding out his basket. Bonnie smiled "Alright Little Red Riding Bow, Be careful now!" Bonnie said watching Bronze go into the woods.
The wolf in the forest was leaning against the wall, picking bits of fur from his teeth, as soon as he started to relax, his stomach signaled him to eat more. The wolf looked outside of his den to see Bronze walking down the path. The wolf simply licked his chops as he rubbed his paws together. the wolf was a sly person, should make sense because he was 1/18ths part fox… but that's beside the point, he's sly. The wolf thought he could have a bit of fun with him before devouring him, so he waited behind a tree at a oncoming fork in the road.
Bronze came up to the fork in the road, with two wooden signs pointing to the left and the right, signifying each of the road's destinations. To the left was Freddy's house, cause the village needed to put a sign there for some odd reason… probably they were paid a lot of money or something. and to the right was a meadow filled with the prettiest flowers ever seen by living beings, but one thing was in common with both roads; they both led to Freddy's house.
Bronze started to head towards the left, but was soon stopped by the wolf. "Well, hello there little one." The wolf said leaning against the tree. Bronze was startled, but quickly regained his composure. "I-I'm not supposed to talk to strangers…" Bronze said, with fear plainly in his voice. The wolf chuckled and bowed while pretending to take off a top hat, like a gentleman would. "Forgive me, I'm Dirk the Dire Wolf, nice to meet you!" The wolf said holding a paw out.
Bronze slowly shook his paw and quickly retracted his own paw. "I'm Bronze… now, I gotta go mister Dirk" Bronze said trying to weasel his way out of the conversation. Dirk held out a arm to avoid Bronze going further down the path. "So, that bread and soda's for Freddy? I heard he's very sick." Dirk said, faking a worried expression. Bronze nodded, That's when an Idea sparked in Dirk's mind; an Idea that he can hibernate early; Distract Bronze to eat him AND Freddy, and he had the perfect way to do it.
"How about you go to the meadow to get some flowers before going to Freddy's I heard flowers help the ill get better!" Dirk said pointing in the direction of the Meadow. Bronze thought that was a great idea, and so did Dirk. Bronze nodded and left the left road to the right road. Dirk waited till he was out of eyesight before dashing to Freddy's house.
When Dirk arrived at the house, he peeked into the house, Freddy was in pajamas that had little adorable versions of his face on them, Dirk saw that they were the ones that were elastic, Perfect for his plan. Dirk knocked on the door and made sure he wasn't in any eyesight. Freddy noticed the knocking and coughed, he was supposed to be bedridden, but his favorite show was on… it was a show about three mystical beings and one human boy who had powers in the forms of gems, what the show was called? we'll never know, but he turned off the TV and called at the door.
"Who is it?" Dirk tried in his best Bronze impression to convince Freddy to let him in by saying "Oh Freddy, it's your cousin; Bronze!" how Dirk knew Bronze was his cousin was that the villagers weren't very quiet. But Freddy; in his supposed to be bedridden state he struggled to unlock the door to let him in. Freddy; as soon as he opened the door; was tackled by Dirk.
Now, let's be honest: I personally swallowed my food whole either because I was so dang hungry, or it was green beans (I seriously can't STAND them, but swallowing them gets the taste done quicker… but it's dangerous) but Dirk was like this. Or to the people who got their minds lost in the last sentence (you're not alone.) Dirk swallowed Freddy whole. After a scene that is probably too graphic for kids, Dirk grabbed a girdle, and hopped into Freddy's pajamas, and awaited Bronze to come to the house in Freddy's bed.
Now, in the span of about a minute (Efficient Dirk is efficient.) Bronze was picking Brown and Blue flowers (Freddy's favorite colors!) Bronze arrived at Freddy's house. Bronze never (except once on his father in the bathroom… never. did. it. again.) barged in on someone, so he politely knocked on the door. "Come in! its unlocked!" The voice said. Bronze smiled and opened the door… unaware of the danger inside.
Bronze saw 'Freddy' in the bed, 'coughing' and 'wheezing' miserably. Bronze examined the figure in the bed, but ended up picking up a nearby flower pot and throwing it at Dirk. "Ow! Why'd you do that Bronze?!" Dirk complained in his Freddy disguise. "Dirk, I know it's you." Bronze said putting one paw on his hip. "H-How'd you know?" Dirk asked scratching his head.
"two things. one; Freddy's a bear, you're a wolf." Bronze said. Dirk bobbed his head and realized that error. "And two, the author was too lazy to have the 'my Freddy what big teeth you have' scene." Bronze continued. "Who now?" Dirk asked, Bronze was freaked out and rubbed the back of his head. "No one!" He responded. Dirk growled and Pounced on Bronze. "Wait… where's Freddy?" Bronze said, near tears in fright (it took him this long to be afraid? delayed reaction is delayed.) Dirk chuckled.
"I'm a wolf, what do you think?" Dirk asked with a sarcastic tone. Bronze pondered for a moment. "In the closet?" Bronze asked. Dirk shook his head. "I think someone else is in there at the moment." Dirk said. The voice of foxy was soon heard. "Its my hidey hole!" Foxy yelled. Dirk and Bronze stared at the closet… confused. Dirk shrugged and retaliated the past response. "Guess again." Dirk said, as his stomach gurgled. Bronze's face turned disgusted. "You ate him whole?" Bronze said, in disbelief. Dirk nodded with a hint of insanity. "Yep… pain on the trought though." Dirk said holding his neck for emphasis.
Bronze screamed as Dirk (foolishly) repeated what he did to Freddy. Soon enough Dirk turned tired and returned to the bed, to take a nap and digest his meal. But Bronze's scream was heard by Bonnie, who was following him ever since the entrance of the woods, he saw every fiasco that was outside the house, including his run-in with Dirk. Bonnie cautiously entered the house after hearing snoring.
Bonnie soon saw Dirk lying on the bed, the girdle; trashed was on the floor and his bloated stomach was resting on top of him. Bonnie growled in disgust as his stomach was moving. But this gave Bonnie hope. Due to Dirk being greedy; he allowed bonie to quickly slice the stomach open, and one by one, Freddy and Bronze came out.
Bronze was disgusted, as was Freddy; showers were necessary after this.
But Bronze was worried… what if Dirk recovers and goes after them again? Bonnie saw this worry and had an idea. "Freddy, do you have helium here?" Bonnie asked. Freddy smiled and opened a closet that contained a tank of helium. (Foxy was there too but he's not important to the story so let's forget about him for a while.) "So we're gonna send him to space then?" Bronze asked, putting a sticky paw on the tank.
Bonnie smiled and nodded. "Yep, he'll be the first wolf in space!" Bonnie chuckled. Bronze and Freddy joined in. Bonnie sewn Dirk's stomach up only to leave enough room for a hose. Freddy connected the hose to the opening from the helium tank and started turning. Dirk was soon on the ceiling from the helium in his body. Bonnie quickly grabbed Dirk and removed the hose, he then stitched it back up.
Amazingly Dirk stayed asleep this entire time (food comas are powerful man…) Bonnie took Dirk outside by the foot, so he wouldn't fly away just yet. Bonnie snapped his fingers to wake Dirk. Dirk woke up in a startle. "What the?" Dirk said in a high pitched voice. Bronze and Freddy couldn't help but laugh. Dirk noticed and saw the two saliva soaked bears laughing so hard they cried. "Hey stop that!" Dirk said in his high pitched voice, which only made they laugh harder.
"Now then Dirk, Have a great flight!" Bonnie said letting go of his foot paw. "Wait what?" Dirk said as he was flying upwards. "No, wait! WAIT!" Dirk yelled, but he couldn't be taken seriously. Freddy was receiven the Basket from his sticky cousin and he ate it almost as ravenously as Dirk ate them. "Thank you for the bread Bronze! now, let's get cleaned up." Freddy said, opening the door. Bronze stepped in, needless to say; they had a lot of mopping done after showers. Bronze did manage to get home in one piece; He told his mother of everything that happened… and Freddy did get better, he even got to finish his show! While Freddy was watching TV, He saw a news flash of a drone popping a balloon, further holding the drones being released to the public … but what kind of balloon was shaped like a wolf? Freddy shrugged and continued watching his show that we'll never know of… ever… in a million years…
The End
*After closing the book*
Goldie's Response was baffling, The children cheered, heck, even did most of the adults… the main show (Freddy's band) was put on hold so EVERYONE could listen, even the band members! needless to say, Goldie became part of the main act… and there are more stories to come… he already picked one about 3 little bunnies and the big bad bear! He was excited for that story… but it was weird that his friends were characters… who wrote the book anyways?! WHO?!
Gee I wonder XD but anyways, there'll be more where this came from! and Can you guess the name of that show… I wonder what it could be… steven universe I'm sorry, what? YOU HEARD NOTHING!