A drabble - in which Delena and Klaroline go on a double date.
Caroline and Elena watched as Klaus and Damon got them drinks at the bar. "Is this not the weirdest freaking thing to ever happen?" Caroline whispered, looking at Elena.
Elena nodded and smiled as Damon looked their way. She couldn't decide if it was more odd that she was on a double date with Klaus and Caro, or if it was weirder that she was actually dating Damon now.
The boys came back with their drinks and Elena noticed the way Klaus' eyes were glued to Caroline. He may have caused a lot of trouble in her life - killing her aunt, trying to kill her brother, even killing Elena herself basically - but there was something different about Klaus when he was around Caroline that almost made him seem human.
"Why are you staring at Barbie and Evil-Ken?" Damon asked, breaking Elena's train of thought.
"That really hurts, mate. I feel like I've been trying to get along with you lot, haven't I?" Klaus asked, looking at Caroline. She nodded and glared at Damon.
"I thought we were going to try and be civil tonight, douchebag?"
Damon smiled at Caroline's comment and sipped his drink, rolling his eyes. "So dramatic. I'm sorry I insulted your new flavor of the month."
Elena kicked Damon under the table and smiled at Klaus and Caro. "He's kidding. Aren't you, Damon?"
Damon just nodded, his foot throbbing. For a human, Elena's kicks seemed awfully hard.
"Look, I get it. It's probably more than awkward to sit here with me, let alone see me with Caroline. But, I'm trying. Just the two of you agreeing to do this means the world to Caroline." He leaned in and pecked her cheek and Elena could see the way Caroline blushed. Maybe Klaus really was different?
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Can we just get on to the really good part of this evening?" Damon asked, sporting his usual "Damon is up to something smirk".
"And what would that be?" Caroline asked, resting her head on Klaus' shoulder.
"Yeah, I thought we were just meeting for drinks," Elena added.
Damon chugged the rest of his drink and looked at everyone like they were stupid for even asking him what was next. "You guys all can't seriously think we're just going to sit here and have drinks, right?"
"Didn't the girls just say that was the plan?" Klaus asked, wondering what he was up to.
"Look, while sharing feelings and bragging about who cried over The Notebook more is fantastic, I was really hoping the four of us - being as attractive as we all are - were just going to have some crazy orgy back at my place. Stefan is off pouting in God knows what state so the house is ours."
Elena's jaw dropped a little as she stared at Damon. Was he fucking serious?
Klaus laughed softly and shook his head, whispering something to Caroline. Elena guessed he was calming her down before she flung herself across the table and scratched Damon's eyes out.
Damon saw the puzzled looks on everyone's face and sighed, rolling his eyes again. "Just kidding."