"You scumbags! I'll kill you all!"
Nami fumed outside the bathroom door, clad in no more than her undergarments. She had only scampered out of the bathroom to grab the soap only to find the door locked when she ran back. It was just an added misfortune that she happened to remember the soap after she had undressed. Nami bit her lip and scowled, hearing Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper's goonish snickers from behind the door. Ooh, they were going to pay dearly. In beli and much more.
With nothing else to do but wait for them to emerge, she stomped her foot helplessly. "Damn you..." she growled. I might as well just put on some clothes while I'm waiting, she thought bitterly. If I'm going to beat them to death, I'd best do it fully-clothed.
She turned around and jumped back, startled. Zoro knelt before her, blushing insanely. Zoro. Kneeling. Blushing.
"Oh! Lady of theft!" he cried, gazing up at her with teary adulation. "For how long has it been since you stole my pining heart, teasing and taunting me with your nimble hands...I am eternally doused by an ache that has inflicted my yearning soul from when you have stepped into the dimness of my cursed life. O Heart! O Love! I can only wait until you, with your amaranthine light can smite the darkness of my world – quench my torturous longing for a day that may vanish into the cruelest depths of eternity. I'll forever cherish the grace of your presence – mourn in your absence as I drink in the essence of – OW! Shithead!"
Zoro rubbed the back of his head and glared back at the blonde standing behind him. Sanji shouldered Zoro's sheathed Yubashiri, wearing a somewhat familiar look of stoic fury. Wordlessly, he grabbed the disgruntled swordsman by the collar and dragged him out the door.
Nami hardly had time to react before a click of the lock and a small creak announced the curiosity of three unfortunate crewmates.