Just another typical Saturday night in the Promptis household. Prompto was making subpar sexual passes at Noctis while Noctis just sat there with a thumb up his ass to hold in all the shit that would fall out.
"Would you just hear me out on this one? I think I have a pretty nice fantasy in mind," Prompto begged.
"Fine," Noctis said in that 'im so rich lol arent u like poor?' voice. Prompto got up and ran to the backroom, doing a little dance on his way there. Noctis could hear him saying, "hell YEAH. fucking finally." About 10 minutes passed by, which was odd. Prompto never really planned out anything as far as Noctis was concerned so what could be taking so long.
Eventually he heard the door creak from the hallway, and nothing could ever prepare Noctis for what he was about to witness. There stood Prompto in a costume. Now, this wasn't any costume. This was a chocobo costume.
"What the f-" Noctis began to say, but Prompto cut him off.
"No. Listen to me," Prompto put a hand on his hip. With a wink and an air kiss he tried his best to sound super sexy, "do ya think you wanna ride this chocobo tonight?" Noctis was speechless, to be fair I think most people would be speechless as well, but Noctis was speechless due to how hot he found all of this.
"H... How did you know..." Noctis whispered, he thought he was hiding his secret chocobo fetish perfectly this entire time.
"S'not that hard to figure out, Noct, I've seen the way you stare at them," there was a pause. "So, what ya say? This is a once in a lifetime offer, and I'll throw in some fun little games before you get to the grand finale ;)."
"Sign me the fuck up," Noctis said as he tried to look cool and rip off his shirt. He was too weak however due to spending most of his time sulking and shitting himself. "Ignore that, I wanted to look sexy for my chocobo babe."