Introduction-
Unleash your imagination and free your soul.
Rather powerful statement I must say, when the individual it pertains to is a talented and particularly crafty author. A good fan fictionist can make us look at a well-known story in a new light and quite possibly stay etched to memory for a long time But…what about the fan fictionists that are simply mindless idiots who couldn't spell/write/stick to a simple plot/think in a comprehendible fashion? Yes, you know the fan fictionists of whom I speak. Of course you've left nasty little messages on their stories that come to the effect of "Stop writing, you lame ass!" or "Use spell check, you incoherent bastard!" But they continue to write with the same horridness that makes that tiny bit of vomit in the back of your throat rise to your mouth.
Indeed.
Someone should teach these idiots a lesson. Someone--some brave soul willing to face great hardship-- should correct these individuals in a polite manner and teach them the basics of writing and enhance their "gift" of writing good literature.
I'm sorry to announce that I am not that person.
Inside this fiction…lie things that could make an English major's skin crawl. Grammatical errors, "misspeelings", and amongst other things: really shitty fan fiction. All written, of course, in an extremely sardonic, rude, and sometimes cruelly funny fashion. Why? Because being an ass is fun. And so, I present to you, oh-so-kind-reader, my fan fiction from hell.
-The Author.